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pippa

@pippa@famichiki.jp

🌸 I am here for conversations 🌸
married; wrangler of one toddler, twin babies,
one dog and one rabbit
neurospicy, and neither cis nor het
🇬🇧🇪🇺 living in japan since 2012 🇯🇵
kanagawa prefecture, shonan area 🏖️

tendencies towards either the severe understatement or the hyperbolic 🧐

✨🌈 no flavour of bigotry is welcome here🌈 ✨

profile picture: blue hydrangea flowers of a variety called “mangekyo” (“kaleidoscope” in Japanese)
header image: a bunch of red roses

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Holly (the rabbit) is at an age now (7.5 years old) where I get mildly freaked out any time she does anything even remotely unusual 🫠 She’s probably fine (again) but she’s been really slow the last couple of mornings and just chilled out in her house instead of coming out to say hello to me, so my initial reaction is always “omg please tell me you’re not dying 😰”
She’s still eating and drinking like usual so it’s probably fine… 🫥 but she’s definitely not acting the same as she normally does…

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love finding out at 11:30pm that we were supposed to have prepared a swimming costume and towel etc etc for my daughter to take to preschool tomorrow - nobody showed me the relevant paperwork until tonight 🤪 she doesn’t even have a swimming costume, soooo

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i wonder if literally begging my husband to please, PLEASE stop leaving the washing-up sponge in the kitchen sink will actually make him listen

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i need MORE ARMS

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signs my daughter is beginning to learn to tell the time: today, she runs into the kitchen at 17:00 (where I am cooking dinner), grabs her little bowl and goes, “it’s five o’clock! cheese time!”

sure, okay, five o’clock is cheese time now

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in a way it’s nice to know that my face isn’t super memorable - I have been using the same bicycle parking since 2018, and almost every time I go there the old man who collects my money asks me where I’m from and then excitedly tells me that his son-in-law is also British 😅 And every time I respond, あ、そうですか!いいですね 😄 he must think there’s a huge number of Britons living in the Fujisawa area

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i wonder if this will be the year i finally get a grey hair or two

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too bad the full video is too big for mastodon because we (the dog and I) were walking next to this homie for a good minute 💓💓💓 eeeeeeeeeee

A masked palm civet walks along the railing of somebody’s fence at night. The video is taken with three times zoom and flash on an iPhone so it’s terrible quality, but you get the gist!

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holy shit i just saw the new king charles portrait lmao wow uh appropriate?

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@jackonskates it’s your birthday! happy birthday! 🥳

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i love the names my daughter comes up with for her toys… today we have Bianca and Ryan, MintSalt, Stomach, Ichimii and Buduchan 🤷‍♀️

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I finally managed to write a post about the twins coming home!

http://doubledelight.jp/2024/05/10/at-last/

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“if we had a fourth child it would be pretty easy” are words that actually came out of my mouth this evening, someone hit me over the head

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daughter crying because Mummy has to go downstairs to feed crying baby

baby crying because hungry

other baby crying because crying baby is noisy

anybody else want to come here and cry? we’ll be here all evening, just let me know x

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I saw this tshirt in the aquarium shop a year or so back and the bizarre text absolutely compelled me to buy it

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desperately trying to persuade my daughter to want to get her hair cut (time issues, plus it’s impossible to get it to stay tied up for longer than half an hour…) and she tells me tonight,

“I want to be like that princess with no shoes and the purple dress!”

i.e. Rapunzel, the princess with literally the longest hair a princess has ever had 🫠

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i deserve a medal for even attempting an outing tbh

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even though it was a bit much to have the new tumble dryer installed within the first 24 hours of the twins arriving home, I am excessively grateful for its presence 😅

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tfw you have things that need doing but can’t move

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lol wow i just checked my husband’s parent-child notebook (from when he was a baby) and apparently he - born at 37 weeks - was lighter than my lightest baby AND shorter than the tallest(/longest) of the twins… who were born at 34 weeks 😳

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well in exciting news, i have been cleared for sex 🎉 except i think we’re going to be too tired to even think about it for the next year and a half 🫥

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lil homies 🥹

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🎵 we are going home, we’re going home, we’re going home, we’re going 🎶

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