The client requested carrots but after delivery tells you they actually meant zucchini. You think it is strange to put zucchinis in a salad but still meticulously go through their dish and replace all carrots with zucchinis. Upon delivery they ask why it tastes weird and you realize they meant cucumber not zucchini and they got the two confused.
What movie did you rewatch most often?
For me, it’s either the Matrix or Pulp Fiction. I have seen both a lot of times but certainly not more often than say a dozen times.
Summer heat brings the floof (lemmy.world)
Poop eating etiquette (lemmy.world)
I told Daisy that it's rude to breathe in people's faces while you're eating your own poop. She says she's never heard of such a rule....
Anyone else's Guinea pig sleep in a superman pose? (latte.isnot.coffee)
Probably the best close up shot I've taken of Comet (latte.isnot.coffee)
Can barely get him to sit still as is
we both hungy! food now pls! (lemmy.world)
Comet with his tail (and poop) (latte.isnot.coffee)
His name is Comet because like a shooting star he runs at top speed and then burns out and falls asleep wherever.
How am I supposed to work out with him under my bench? (latte.isnot.coffee)
Can I blame weight gain on him?
Met these cuties at the Honolulu Zoo! (latte.isnot.coffee)
They were originally in an outdoor display but have since been moved to an indoor air conditioned area due to the summer heat.
Your peeler is vulnerable to around a half thousand critical-level vulnerabilities (i.redd.it)
He actually stops and makes himself a pillow (latte.isnot.coffee)
He likes to pile up some bedding and make a pillow next to the pellets. His brother on the other hand just chills in the house.
Banana split with a scoop of vanilla ice cream covered in fudge 🍌🍨 (i.redd.it)
Banana split with a scoop of vanilla ice cream covered in fudge 🍌🍨 - https://i.redd.it/346exj2cn25b1.jpg
Sleepy boy (latte.isnot.coffee)
Here is one of our sleepy boys tired after running around on the floor.