NABDad

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NABDad,

I came here looking to see if anyone would point out that they are toy animals, not real ones.

NABDad,

“This is frightening! Someone like me afraid of heights might just wet myself up there!” wrote one Chinese online commenter.

If you’re afraid of heights, why the hell would you be up there? Wrong turn on the way to the corner store?

NABDad,

Fucking racists think if you’re anti-racist, you’re anti-white.

NABDad,

… state judges won’t finalize divorces during a pregnancy. Established in the 1970s, the rule was intended to make sure men were financially accountable for the children they fathered.

So, I’m assuming if you knock someone up in Missouri without being married, you don’t have to pay child support?

Are judges in Missouri just too damn stupid to include conceived but as yet unborn children in any child support requirements?

Or perhaps, it’s just about making sure men can continue to abuse their own “property”?

NABDad,

Today I was absolutely shocked to learn that Sean Hannity and Mark Levin are great legal experts.

Anyone can be a great legal expert if you’re stupid enough.

NABDad,

No, the Conservative mindset is, “I imagine that I suffered to get where I am after a small million dollar loan from Daddy, everyone should suffer like I imagine I did even if they didn’t get free money from Daddy.”

NABDad,

How about not electing people who would even entertain such an idea in the first place?

The people who vote for Trump vote for him because he would entertain such an idea &/or they are deluded enough to think they’re not on his list.

NABDad,

Fascism is always a right-wing reactionary movement against leftists.

Except, in the U.S. our fascists don’t have any real Bolsheviks to stop, so they have to pretend that the center-right conservatives are actually Bolsheviks.

NABDad,

Sad, not mad.

NABDad,

It’s ok, Dr. Kitty licks his paws clean before every patient.

NABDad,

I’d like to see the fine double per incident.

NABDad,

My dad wouldn’t vote for me, but he also wouldn’t go out of his way to publicly endorse someone else, specifically to make it clear that he doesn’t think anyone else should vote for me too.

Actually, he might even vote for me, figuring at least it would be one of his kids being the politician ripping off the public (I wouldn’t, but he’d assume I would).

Trump supporters gather outside courthouse and ask: Who among us hasn’t paid for sex? (www.independent.co.uk)

Donald Trump has not been accused of paying for sex, but several supporters protesting outside of his trial on Monday wanted to make it clear that they have. It seems the crowds that come out to protest the persecution of the former president are getting smaller, and weirder...

NABDad,

Just like Clinton wasn’t in trouble for the blowjob. He was in trouble for lying about it under oath. But everyone who talks about it now says he got impeached for a blowjob.

NABDad,

With me, my wife, and three kids, laundry was a whole day even with the washer and dryer.

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