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ramsey, to random
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OH: “If Ben was on the podcast, it would weaken the brand.”

ramsey,
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@miss_jwo It was a joke. I’m not offended. 😁

miss_jwo,

@ramsey ( it was scarasm. I guessed as much )

ramsey, to php
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Thanks to all who attended my talk “Put a UUID On It!” at , especially to those who laughed at my jokes and got the Portlandia references—you’re the real heroes. 😉

The slides are linked to from Joind.in, and while you’re there, please rate the talk and provide feedback. Thanks!

https://joind.in/talk/11af7

ramsey,
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@logicbomb321 It also takes up less space to store them as binary data (i.e., CHAR(16)), but this can make it much more difficult to query them.

john,

@ramsey @logicbomb321 @eric you can still purchase a ticket on the site. We will get the recordings polished up and on the site as soon as possible.

ramsey, to random
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Shout out to @sugaroverflow from @stevegrunwell’s CI/CD talk at !

sugaroverflow,

@ramsey @stevegrunwell

was it for our amazing PHP trivia trio show? 👀 we should totally do that again, it was so fun!

ramsey, to random
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I promise this is not me, but I approve this message. https://phpc.social/@fakebenramsey/110378519557177098

sebastian,
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grmpyprogrammer,
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@ramsey Wild Garlic has grown up!

ramsey, to php
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Heading to bed early for an early wake-up time for my flight to Chicago for this week. This will be the first in-person conference I’ve spoken at since 2019. I’m feeling a little nervous, both of traveling and of speaking, but I’m feeling very good about the talks themselves.

tjlytle,

@ramsey can you even be allowed to set a single alarm?

maxtappenden,

@ramsey Have you tried light? At home, I use Philips Hue’s “wake up” automation.

ramsey, to random
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This is amazing and hilarious! I’d watch it.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=KrjL_TSOFrI&feature=share

webaware,
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@ramsey that is so totally how he'd do it! 🤣

greg0ire,
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@ramsey "Wow!"

ramsey, to random
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Looks like I’m going to be out of Adderall next week at , unless my doctor responds to messages to call in prescriptions over the weekend. Fun!

I requested the refill a few days ago and haven’t heard back. 😟

Tylae,

@ramsey I fully switched to the other pharmacy for Vyvanse because the Walgreens I was originally having it filled was consistently having difficulty refilling my script. I just got fed up.

ramsey,
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@Tylae That sounds horrible. You’d think they’d be able to predict their inventory, since they know how many customers regularly get it filled and when.

ramsey, to random
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This week, I decided to set a Screen Time limit for myself, having all apps go into “limited” mode at 11pm. So far, this has gone very well, and I’ve stuck to it, though it really does shut down everything.

I was working in Keynote tonight on my presentations for next week’s , when it kicked in tonight. 🤣

Pol,
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@ramsey I do the same, but from 8.30pm ! A very nice habit, should be enabled by default.

ramsey, to random
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@cwebber A while back, I think you shared a link to a long post or some notes you had written about problems with ActivityPub and ideas for fixing them. Am I remembering correctly? If so, do you mind sharing that link again? I can’t seem to find it on your blog.

ramsey, to random
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Problem: I have two DB tables, and I’m trying to select from the first table for records that do not exist in the second table. Over time, as I process each record, I’ll write to the 2nd table, and then those records will be excluded on subsequent queries.

Pretty standard stuff. The queries are easy to write, and there are several ways to write them (e.g. left join where is null, where not in subquery, where not exists subquery).

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buercher,

@ramsey So you rerun the exclude SQL query on each round? Sounds not very optimal to use SQL here.
You could extend t1 with a flag column, run on each created row of t2 immediately an update of the flag on all affected rows of t1 and then you will not need to join, as you can exclude all rows with the flags immediately.

alessandrolai,
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@ramsey you have to use a subsequent sequence of field from the start of the indexed fields... I learned it too the hard way 😂

I also recently read this great article that explains all these gotchas for MySQL: https://planetscale.com/blog/why-isnt-mysql-using-my-index

ramsey, to random
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Today was one of those days where you just feel defeated by work.

sarah,
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@ramsey I felt similarly. Some days are just like that.

ramsey, to random
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I’m really looking forward to the new album by The Japanese House, coming out at the end of June.

ramsey, to php
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just opened up the ability to get virtual passes to next week’s conference, so if you can’t make it in-person, you can still watch the sessions.

You can get your virtual pass and watch the live stream of the conference at https://phptek.tv

Tickets for the in-person event are still on sale, too. I hope to see you there! https://tek.phparch.com

ramsey, to random
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Happy birthday, @eric!

eric,
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@ramsey Thank you good sir. Looking forward to next week.

ramsey, to php
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This photo popped up in my “featured photos” today.

Taken at 2017 in Atlanta, that’s Sammy, Amanda, @joepferguson, @eric, and @john seated on stage, with @matthewtrask looming behind them on a large projection screen.

I’m pretty sure I was being a jerk in the audience that night.

dabernathy89,

@grmpyprogrammer @ramsey There are signs of life on his Github, but strangely only from a few days ago for the first time in over a year. https://github.com/SammyK

ramsey,
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@maxtappenden I was heckling them and also probably jealous that I wasn’t on stage with them. 😉

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