@ray@goblin.camp

ray

@ray@goblin.camp

Simon Ray
artist
goofy goober
weird
18+ to follow please. nudity in media tab

posts about my life, art, scootering, fashion, walking, fodmaps, Edmonton AB, Christianity, and being gay and trans

don't post much politics but I boost raging communists. if you are not one please be respectful, turn off boosts for me if necessary.

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justin mcelroy voice: kinda slurpy faggi

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my sick garage sailing haul (not pictured, important house stuff like an ironing board and nice convection oven/air frier)

I love the breakable ring and table, all that and all those guys were just 7 bucks. The knife and holster were handmade

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I'm going to make the randy orton and john cena dolls kiss while sting scowls from the cuck corner

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@soft right?! the little table and stretcher and ladder.. one of the guys has a little baseball cap

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the most expensive things were the dragonite and snubbull plush but those are literally in my top 5 favorite pokemon

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with a lot of rock music, you wonder if this guy's actually an asshole. thankfully with Local H, you definitely know this guy is an asshole

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before hitting send on this I looked up to see if the singer actually sucked in some way, and apparently he's just chillin in full old rock man mode. he has under 4k followers on twitter and he just posts review tweets of movies

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actually thanks to him I've now learned about another gay movie that apparently came out last year and people really liked it and it stars - andrew scott??

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deidara, to random German
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tumblr showed me fanart of the burzum guy tagged as twink

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@deidara literally the recommended posts on there do violence for no reason, it's somehow the worst of any website at it

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I totally forgot I had used some random bad store bleach on my hair and it didnt really work. I want to go back in on that soon properly sometime but I am growing out my hair so maybe wait a bit anyway.

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I wanna wear those tripp utilikilts but in denim

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a faggi sounds like some kind of slang for an espresso drink in italy. so slurpy faggi would be how you drink it

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blades of glory, talledega nights, hot rod, walk hard, step brothers, the whole latter bunch of that era of movies I never watched for the most part. I know some of them were good but I was really getting into social justice tumblr and recovering from a friend group that constantly quoted south park so I just kind of stopped entertaining any adult humor at all for awhile

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I'm always saying I rarely listen to a live version of a song over the album version, but n* in paris is one exception for some reason. and I always forget that there's a scene from blades of glory clipped into the middle

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I was looking at wikipedia to see where the concert was where it was filmed and

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:yell: 🎵

But honestly my trust in love has faltered
And now all I have's regrets and gratitude
And if falling in love is all that it takes
To make you love the world
You’ll be bitter when they go
Because even infinity in its entirety
Still can turn to nothingness
When it's multiplied by zero

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I should be patient, I should be kind
But I don't have energy anymore
I shouldn't envy, I shouldn't boast
But I don't have energy anymore
I shouldn't seek the love for myself
But I don't know how I could call it a day

You knew your love was conditional
Why did you promise to stay?

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my kale crackers- frozen kale, parmesan cheese, garlic olive oil, hemp hearts, all pureed together +
nutrition yeast, gf all purpose flour, ground flax, salt n pepper, white pepper, thyme, rosemary, some paprika, basil, some sesame oil, maple syrup, mustard + available roughage (I just have black sesame seeds), a bit more parmesan, and mixed with beer

topped with sea salt, more pepper and sesame seeds

they're great, subtle, and they taste surprisingly like plain stone ground wheat crackers. (but a lil cheesey)

just did it for 20 minutes at 400, but I think could go a bit longer and make them a bit flatter to be crisper

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take 2 is in the oven, this time I smeared it on real thin. I think I could've added less flour if I knew it was gonna be so thin. but that way you can have it be more kale to flour ratio

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take 2 came out a lot better but still wasn't thin enough in parts! well the recipe I was curbing from wanted to use a rolling pin but idk how you'd do that with needing it so thin without adding wayyyy more dough so hm.. maybe I did a lil too much oil? I don't think so though

it still tastes great tho. also I forgot to mention the recipe uses an egg

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I cast crackers of shitting good

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my first kale crackers attempt is in the oven right now.. thoughts and prayers...

jackdaw_ruiz, to random
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fucked up that the Star Wars hotel closed before they could get to the Slurpy Faggi plotline.

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@jackdaw_ruiz I immediately changed my username to that on the discord where someone posted that meme, then seconds later someone posited an important question

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@jackdaw_ruiz Well, if you Slurpy Faggi Butto,

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saw this fanart again, one of the best AHH

https://x.com/Sykine_R/status/1497270891432247297

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