@ray@goblin.camp

ray

@ray@goblin.camp

Simon Ray
artist
goofy goober
weird
18+ to follow please. nudity in media tab

posts about my life, art, scootering, fashion, walking, fodmaps, Edmonton AB, Christianity, and being gay and trans

don't post much politics but I boost raging communists. if you are not one please be respectful, turn off boosts for me if necessary.

avatar image desc: thinking koala
header image desc: a communist nascar race

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ray, to random

one thing I'll give discord polls is the ability to remove/edit your vote

ray, to random

I woke up as a giant bug and there's a talking raven that won't get the fuck out of my room and I think there's a girl living in the wallpaper. Mondays am I right? Oh my god it's fucking tuesday.

ray, to random

The raven: Nevermore

Me: Bro I am so normal about Lenore

The raven: Nevermore

Me: It's totally fine that you're on my door

The raven: Nevermore

Me: I don't even think about her anymore

The raven: Nevermore

Me: I have online therapy at 2 so. Are you going to leave or not. Or.

breakfastgolem, to random
@breakfastgolem@goblin.camp avatar

Hey now, you're a hey now
Get your hey now, hey now
Hey now, you're a hey now
Get the hey now, hey now
And all that hey now is now
Only shooting heys break the now

ray,

@carithlee I definitely assumed the post was lyrics from a neil mashup.

@breakfastgolem if you haven't listened to these albums PLEASE DO they are THE BEST.

Smooth Flow is my favorite https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDiqNEtf5Ew

ray, to random

running as prime president minister of the us and canada on a platform of making sure no cute boys tummy hurts ever again.

everyone else can get fucked though. western democracy

ray, to random

not to be james cheese coded but salute is my most used emoji at this point

ray, to random

there was 69 new posts but I only noticed after I clicked to show them. good work everyone, sorry I let you down :salute:

ray, to random

apparently if you want fashion advice I'll go on a several hour infodump and research on your behalf so. keep that in mind

Louisa, to random
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The plot of The Raven poem is like those 90s "AI" therapists where you'd go to a website and the therapist computer program would just say "how does that make you feel?" after everything you say to it until you get really angry

ray,

@Louisa a lot of poe is about the horror of impossible/impolite frustration. extremely relatable

ray,

@Louisa you can't act scared because this is normal, after all. this is totally fine

ray, to random

watching the strokes juicebox music video for the first time in a long time and was like. is that northernlion

ray,

both he and northernlion also look exactly like my boss from gamestop who we all found out from looking it up in the system that he preordered leisure suit larry

ray, to random

imagine being the person who invented gnocchi. everyone in your village or adjacent village would be fighting to the death for your hand in marriage

ray, to random

squishy man

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ray,

you can see how absolutely destroyed that part of the couch is with cat hair just from the last day of sitting next to me

ray,

I couldnt get a picture of it but his arms are up like that because he was hugging my arm/tucking them underneath my arm while I was patting his head

ray, to random

trans girls with growing chest pains: ouch why do boobies hurt so much

me being deliberately obtuse directly after knives were inside me in order to get them removed: my flat chest hurts too wtf wdym

ray, to KindActions

Howdy, a month ago I got kicked out by my family a week before top surgery. All has gone well and I'm set up somewhere temporary, but my budget is drained from surgery and unexpected moving costs. If anyone can help, I would like to get a head start on owning any furniture, getting shelves so my stuff isn't in bags, getting a trash can so I'm not using a garbage bag in a box etc.

https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/prepraxis

ray,

Thank you for everyone who helped with my top surgery as well.

I'm on disability so I have income, but my initial plan was to stay with my family for another year to have some savings for emergencies and be able to get basics when I move out. I'm not paying rent here for now so depending on how long housing support takes, I may be able to save some by then, but moving will still cost a lot of money and ideally will be in a few months rather than a year.

ray,

I've been streets homeless, I've been extremely financially tight, so compared to that even though right now I'm running my account to 0 every month, I have enough for food and meds and everything. But I was planning on replacing old cheap stuff, getting stuff I need, just finally preparing to actually have what I need to live rather than living out of my suitcases. And I'd still really like to do that as much as I can despite the situation

ray,

Also here is the twitter link for anyone who still does that https://twitter.com/raysberrypie/status/1790092010109427829

ray, to random

so annoying when a site requires a secure password with symbols and long length but doesnt let me copy paste. you're really gonna make me type all the shit out

ray,

if it also doesn't let you show password I think the web developer should drive off a cliff

InternetEh, to random
@InternetEh@dads.cool avatar

somehow I never saw that video of Bjork rinsing that photographer. I was NOT expecting it to look like that. She took her apart like a television set

ray,

@InternetEh well, she was a celebrity journalist with all that entails. the youtube comments on the one I was looking at said she had been more or less stalking her and bjork was concerned about people photographing her son

ray,

@InternetEh she also cancelled the interview first and said she wasn't doing well. so to show up when she gets off the plane, see her looking pissed as fuck, and still be like HEY :) yeah, beaten ass deserved

soft, to random
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sighs i guess if no one will write the book where a cowboy gets isekai'd into medieval times and becomes a knight thEN I WILL

ray,

@soft haha I thought so, I was like if not that is impeccable timing and precise wording

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