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taber, 6 months ago to random

does everyone remember that time Maureen Dowd wrote a column for the New York Times where she reported that she had a dissociative meltdown after eating 200mg of edibles and was all like “guess I should put this in my New York Times column”

taber, 6 months ago to random

a major appeal cited by boosters of early skyscrapers was that being way up high would muffle all the sounds of the city street which okay but this was before cars and sound systems, how much louder than us were our ancestors talking out there that you had to get 15 stories away for any peace!!!!

taber, 6 months ago to random

The Virgin Washington DC Metrorail Enjoyer: plenty of time to consider the masterful brutalist design of the station while descending four consecutive escalators and waiting 16 minutes for a Red Line-Shady Grove space capsule

The Chad SEPTA Subway Rider: catapults directly from the sidewalk into a Broad Street Line garbage can that nonetheless never gets stuck on shit and people start yelling if it takes more than 2 minutes 30 seconds for one to follow a departing train

taber, 6 months ago to random

we do not talk enough about Georgian food (cf. Adjaruli, a somehow simultaneously soft and sturdy boat shaped bread which acts as a vessel for molten strong cheeses and, in this case, steak and mushrooms)

taber, 6 months ago to random

have made several inadvertent choices in my life and unfortunately “arriving in Center City Philadelphia by automobile in the middle of an Eagles game” is now among them

taber, 6 months ago to random

how are hotel rooms always like $200 a night times two nights that’ll be $873.21

taber, 6 months ago to random

somebody yell at me the next time I book something on the non-refundable rate that it’s worth the extra $40 to be able to not flush $600 down the toilet!!!

taber, 6 months ago to random

sorry I reject the contention that you can do any truly effective witchcraft with Latin, pissy little creepy bitch language, everybody left with it diverged from it as quickly and drastically as possible, no staying power, not earthy enough for the arcane, y’know?

cenlapup, 6 months ago to random

Nancy Drew and the case of the missing lube. All I wanna do is play with my holeeeeee but I don't wanna go to the store

gruff, 6 months ago to random

Grappling with conflicting feelings about virginity. For the longest time I'd thought I'd just wait until I got in a relationship, but I'm seeing the flaws in that -- I'm nearly halfway through my 20s now. People saying the concept of virginity is archaic, arbitrary, and sex-negative make a good point. And part of me does want to just shut my mind up and go have fun. At the same time, the thought of going on a hookup with a rando makes me terribly anxious.

taber, 6 months ago to random

spiraling at every single additional word I learn here connected to the state of being in viceroy-ness

taber, 6 months ago to random

champignon is a perfect word for mushroom. the French snapped with that

taber, 6 months ago to random

Stefani Germanotta a.k.a Lady Gaga really did do that Gucci motion picture huh

taber, 6 months ago to random

do you think Sarah Paulson ever is like cooking herself an egg and suddenly remembers what her job is and just turns that face of hers on

age, 6 months ago to random

Sometimes you just wanna wave a flag that says [redacted] because I'm just here in Tesco's buying beer and a vape and [redacted]

taber, 6 months ago to random

tried to sudo shutdown -h now my Microsoft Windows work computer

keith, 6 months ago to random

just pulled this off my lime tree??

taber, 6 months ago to random

completely without warning “Microsoft Teams” became “Microsoft Teams classic” help what’s happening

hannah, 6 months ago to random

I was browsing the “bizarre beds” category on aliexpress and i find this one strangely appealing.. you’d never have to get up

taber, 6 months ago to random

I feel like I’ve always known the term “nuclear winter” how can it only date to 1983