tihyltew

tihyltew, 4 days ago to cyberpunk

I made a mascot cyber witch for the new Akkoma instance Mattie put up. :akkoma: https://corteximplant.net

#MastoArt #Akkoma #Cyberpunk #Witch #Drawing #Neon

tihyltew, 11 days ago to random

Welcome to Night City chooms :cyberdon:​

tihyltew, 11 days ago to random

Why do bad uteruses happen to good boys 🩸

tihyltew, 3 months ago to random

What to do if my girlfriend is a cat

tihyltew, 3 months ago to random

I made the mistake of letting @marta half-snooze for the past two hours. She's got zoomies now. Send help

tihyltew, 4 months ago to random

I love being an adult: whenever my girlfriend tells me I should do commissions, my go-to response is "how on earth am I going to file that on my taxes" :blobcatgooglyshrug:

tihyltew, 4 months ago to random

Hot bottoms in your area

#MastoArt

tihyltew, 5 months ago to random

@marta got so upset at waking up early, that she forgot what she was mad at. "I disapprove. I don't know what of, but I disapprove. No wait I know, waking up so early!" angy marta noises

tihyltew, 6 months ago to random

My partner has not accepted the reality that she has indeed gotten out of bed today. She's walking around the house making little noises of disagreement.

revengeday, 7 months ago to random

Ewwwwww. Why Monday tomorrow? :moodface:

tihyltew, 8 months ago to random

Forgive me John Cyberdon for I have sinned :cyberdon:​

tihyltew, 9 months ago to random

Profiteroles anyone? I've made too many :frogvibing:

tihyltew, 9 months ago to random

That feeling when I'm on a call with @marta and she's fixing some CSS, occasionally sighing "oh Ramses, Ramses, what did you do /nm" and I get to roleplay being THE @revengeday :blobcatcool:

tihyltew, 9 months ago to random

Black and white cows make milk, brown cows make chocolate milk, and blue cows make... :durstloescher: ???

revengeday, 9 months ago to random

I made strange music. It's more avant-garde than anything else.

revengeday, 9 months ago to random

Ok folks, I have a little quiz for you (there is even nothing to win, cool right?!).

Where did I put my Mini-HDMI cable?

tihyltew, 9 months ago to random

Me: I'm in a creative mood! I want to sit down and draw, and have fun, and I feel really inspired.
My back: No, I don't think so ominous cracking noises
Me:
:neofox_stretch_down:⁠⁠
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:neofox_stretch_dr:⁠:neofox_stretch_ul:⁠
:neofox_stretch_ur:⁠:neofox_stretch_dl:⁠
:neofox_stretch_v:⁠
:neofox_stretch_up:

revengeday, 9 months ago to random

Will someone remind me in two hours that I put Durstlöscher in the freezer? :blobcatmelt2:

tihyltew, 9 months ago to random

Was driving through Germany earlier today and I think the car's thermometer malfunctioned. What do you mean 35 Celsius??

tihyltew, 10 months ago to art

#introduction post

Hi I'm moving here from @tihyltew for the text-only functionality of mastodon.

I do #art and I'll post it from time to time. You can see some of my previous art on my profile, marked as unlisted.

Some of you might also know me as @marta's partner.

#MastoArt