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too_high_for_this,

The more I hear about this guy, the less I like him.

too_high_for_this,

Nah, it’s like St Patrick’s Day. You can get blackout drunk any day of the year, but you’re obligated to on St Patrick’s.

too_high_for_this,

Uhh no. Trump attempted to invalidate the electoral college in order to overrule the election results.

He also exploited the electoral college in 2016, when he lost the popular vote but still won the election.

too_high_for_this,

Keep your fridge stocked with their favorite stuff. The way to anyone’s heart is through the stomach.

My dad stopped buying chocolate milk a few years ago and now they wonder why I don’t visit them as much. I’m 34 and chocolate milk is still a great incentive. Shit’s expensive.

too_high_for_this,

Technically, that’s called gestational surrogacy. Traditional surrogacy uses the surrogate’s egg and the intended father’s (or donor’s) sperm.

too_high_for_this,

Also, hominids have a tendency to kill and/or rape other, slightly different hominids.

Early humans existed at the same time as several others in the Homo genus. The first humans to leave Africa “replaced” existing populations of Neanderthals and Denisovans, basically our evolutionary cousins, through interbreeding and competition for resources.

too_high_for_this,

Reminds me of The Samuel Alito’s Mom’s Satanic Abortion Clinic.

too_high_for_this,

Cum colored boxes and car-fucking dragons

Rusty old poop knives and vaginal bacon

Mom jacks me off 'cause my arms are in slings

These are a few of the Internets things

When the mod kicks

When the troll baits

When I feel like ass

I try to forget all the Internets things

And then I go touch some grass

too_high_for_this,

Yeah, I don’t know if free speech covers this.

We (Allies) never made peace with the Nazis. We crushed their military and hanged any officials that didn’t eat cyanide, but there was no treaty or surrender. We didn’t even let the Germans govern themselves until we could figure out who wasn’t a Nazi.

I would argue that anyone who flies that flag is effectively pledging allegiance to an enemy. And like… The enemy. The guys who industrialized genocide and literally tried to take over the world.

So idk about shooting them if they’re just jerking each other off in the street. But I would like to channel Aldo Raine and carve swastikas into their foreheads.

too_high_for_this,

Yo that’s kinda demeaning to people without dicks.

They’re spineless and witless and heartless and brainless and feckless. But the presence or lack of a dick has no bearing on character.

too_high_for_this,

You’re probably safe unless you’re doing a terrorism or something.

But… Why are you asking here, of all places?

too_high_for_this, (edited )

Presidents Georg, who lives in white house & dies every day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

too_high_for_this,

My aunt knew him as Billy in high school. And he pronounced his last name DAY-foe.

too_high_for_this,

He’s really Bernese Anders, a Swiss Nazi sleeper agent

too_high_for_this,

At first I thought those guys were lunatics, but they’re actually genius conmen.

They’ve managed to convince the network executives to fund eleven seasons and counting of guys digging holes.

too_high_for_this,

Satanists don’t really believe in Satan. The Satanic Temple is basically the religious embodiment of the ACLU. They’re currently raising funds for The Samuel Alito’s Mom’s Satanic Abortion Clinic. They also run After School Satan in schools that have religious based after school programs.

The Church of Satan is an outlier and shouldn’t be counted.

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