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@why@shitposter.club

here to tell the world that you're what's good for it

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haters thought i could never remove my pants successfully. never let them win.

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back in my day you didnt even have to pay $3 to see king ass ripper rip the fattest sharts on camera

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getting a robot vacuum and air purifier. next up is more shelves for the crap i always leave out but dont have a home. im gonna be so tidypilled

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arguably the only well-behaved bottom that made history was Jesus 😔

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rare reddit moment of clarity

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uh step bro youre logging in too fast the 2fa isnt stopping you enough anymore we need to add a new inconvenience to make it more annoying for you to sign in to our poorly secured database

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im hosting an edging party. and youre invited. itll go all night. bring a friend!

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vitamins and minerals tier list

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hot take being a vampire the eternal life isnt as bad as not being able to eat garlic fuck that

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longevity fetishists creep me out. theyre minmaxing the wrong stats and without any humility

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@georgia no most of those types are men. theres some sort of underlying jealousy in the desire to live to 130 and an obsession with science solving all the QoL problems that come with old age. where most religious/philosophical schools have concluded that "dying is ok actually" these freaks are implying the opposite. its like inherently offensive to life as a concept.

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the "gay f word" implies the other f word is straight

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you tellin me this is some sorta shitposter club?

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    @nosleep strikingly similar to stackoverflow

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    peer reviewed study on why only men are good at sucking cock

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    i drive a queen sized bed because im a queen

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    did the math on what a $1,000,000/hr salary would be an realized some may actually make that much. horrifying.

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    saw an HN comment about the price of food and they were like

    "I can't believe these idiots are buying $30+ worth of fast food. It's fast food guys, it shouldn't cost $30+. Don't you remember how cheap it was when we were younger?"

    buddy, we're on pace for the dollar to lose its purchasing power by 50% every 20 years now. Of course it was about half price when you were younger. This is never going to end until you extinguish the Federal Reserve

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    @feld @r000t @Moon thats why you spend an hour to make 5 meals and put the other 4 in the fridge and spend 5 minutes repreparing the leftovers.

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    @Moon @feld @r000t if you value your time too high you start to value out necessary meditative chores and take mental chip damage. i dont think anyone who buys new clothes bc laundry takes too much time is sane

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    @feld @r000t @Moon my personal opinion is you should cook most of your meals no matter how much you make. the sole exception is if you have a spouse/housemate who does the cooking, in which case you should still help clean and other chores. i price humility at +$1000000/hr (nonliquid soul-equity)

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    the only thing better than a devil girl is a devil girl with one broken horn

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    @Moon @vriska i wish i was there to protect you touches ur circumcision scar
    type beat

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    fuck making edible shit out of chemicals i just wanna see nilered cook a turkey

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    few have the bravery to put in enough butter in their mashed potatoes to taste good

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    im better at cooking than my own damn job

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    >for beginners and experts
    so its for beginners

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