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willofgregor

@willofgregor@famichiki.jp

Spec-fic sommelier. I write stuff. Also 国際教育課長 and 日本語 Classroom dictator. Hero to my kids, although they don’t have much basis for comparison.

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FlockOfCats, to random
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Your Scientists Were So Preoccupied With Whether Or Not They Could, They Didn’t Stop To Think If They Should

A person holding a rice ball-like famichiki musubi wrapped in nori seaweed, on a white plate.

willofgregor,
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@FlockOfCats I am so up for this next month.

kurisu, to random
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Was that just an Earthquake...? In SYDNEY...?????

willofgregor,
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@FlockOfCats @kurisu Faaaark

FlockOfCats, to random
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I made soup yesterday and it was okay, not great. I’m having the leftovers tonight and it is 🔥. I guess the ingredients just needed some time to get to know each other.

willofgregor,
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@FlockOfCats Soup is so much better when you leave the flavours to fuck nasty for a day or two. Same for curries and stews. Let them work up a slutty orgy stank.

Sorry. Terminally horny atm.

willofgregor,
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@FlockOfCats Apocryphally

pippa, to random
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i just read a comment from a delivery driver in the US (talking about staying safe on the job) and they said ‘i bring my trusty mousketool with me every time’ and that phrasing, help 😅😂

willofgregor,
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@gullevek @pippa @FlockOfCats @Emily I wanted Britney to sit on my face before she went solo. But then, we’re same age so it’s not creepy at all.

willofgregor, to random
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I learned a new Japanese word in the ER today. 8 Month old has ヘルパンギーナ. Fucking great.

willofgregor,
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@FlockOfCats Awaiting a topical analgesic for the throat pain and to see if he can manage fluids, otherwise possibly a feeding tube for a few days. 🥺

FlockOfCats, to random
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Me finding Japanese parentheses in the English text

（iykyk）

video/mp4

willofgregor,
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@FlockOfCats I had an editor at one job who could tell the difference between a nine point aerial space and a 9.5 times new Roman space inserted in between text. It was a fucking nightmare because we had a style toolbar custom to the organisation in Microsoft Word, but we were dealing with lots of cut and paste from different compliance documentation. That’s when I learned to be a word fucking wizard.

willofgregor, to random
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Yo, J-peeps. I have a non-binary student who asked me a question about pronouns in Japanese for NB. Dutifully I said “I don’t know for sure boss, but I’ll ask my mystery Internet friends for help.” They backed away slowly and here I am. So, help?

takosix, to random
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🙏 Praise the Lord 🙏

Scientists have figured out how to get the tartar sauce INSIDE famichiki.

PRESENTING FAMICHIKI VERSION THREE POINT ZERO

The future starts NOW! Apple Vision Pro is eclipsed FOREVER.

Close up of Famichiki fried chicken treat--now with tartar sauce INSIDE. It looks okay.
Boring description of how this is Famichiki 3.0 or some other marketing nonsense really who cares

willofgregor,
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@FlockOfCats @takosix I should also point out that that’s what my famichiki ends up looking like anyway because, well, I mean it’s so fucking sexy. Just need to wait for it to cool down because the burns.

willofgregor, to random
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New rice cooker, who dis?

willofgregor, to random
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A liiiiiirtle tooo drilujj tonight.

willofgregor, to random
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Heated discussion about whether or our 4.8 year old is ready for this. I maintain it will prepare him for life. My wife thinks it will be trauma that he carries for life. I don’t see the two as mutually exclusive…

willofgregor, to random
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Hit this up tonight after finding it in a supermarket. Honestly, I prefer my own ume syrup with straight vodka on the rocks now… but the memories. Or hazy ones. I drank ume chuhai for hours one hanami and ended up in a love hotel with a JD who taught me the word 潮吹き with practical demonstration.

willofgregor,
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@Haikyoneko 女子大生

willofgregor,
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@FlockOfCats @Haikyoneko You overestimate my pulling power… a lawyer? Way out of my league.

stopthatgirl7, to random
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Blueberry chuuhai!! 😀😀😀

willofgregor,
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@stopthatgirl7 Oh which Kansai conbini was this? I’m there.

willofgregor,
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@stopthatgirl7 Not all flavours seem to be everywhere though… I’ve been crushing that 9% apple but seems Famima and 7/11 have it but the Lawson’s I went to didn’t.

willofgregor,
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@FlockOfCats I’ve been trading off that and these bad boys. ¥231 for a 7% JD cola. In Oz, $12 easy.

willofgregor, to random
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Katsu for lunch. What does it say about my youthful time in Japan that I don’t immediately associate this bottle shape with dressing for salad?

FlockOfCats, to random
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It’s finally cool enough for me to wear my Juicy sweatpants

willofgregor,
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@FlockOfCats Any of my sweatpants are juicy after a few hours. Synthetics, right?

FlockOfCats, to random
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I think my next door neighbor must really like Korean food. She keeps saying kimuchiiii(?) loudly over and over???

willofgregor,
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@FlockOfCats Is she also practicing CPR compressions as well? Lots of flesh pounding and cries of “Iku! Iku!”

willofgregor, to random
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Forgot to share this morning: GIIIIIIIIIIINGERBRREEEEEEEEEAAAAD LATTTTTTEEEEEE!!!! Suck my dick Christmas is here bitches fuck you (get no whip though - Starbucks cream is shit. Unlike my thick rich offering - I haven’t been drinking. Well maybe. Call a daiko and send them to Yamaya for vodka.)

willofgregor,
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@FlockOfCats @jezebelkat Not sure if you support me or the forces of non-Christmas evil.

willofgregor,
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@jezebelkat Australia so Halloween is an outlier. Fruit mince pies were in the supermarkets in August.

willofgregor,
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@jezebelkat Thanksgiving? The only artefact of that we have is cyber Monday and Black Friday when we fuck up local economist models about how much we spend during holidays..

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