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yumpsuit,

Note also that in the only gospel where the whip is mentioned, the construction of the weapon is premeditated. He didn’t just grab some leather strips off a table and start swinging; the action in John 2:15 starts specifically when he has made a φραγέλλιον, phrageillon in Greek, more famous in Latin as the flagellum.

φραγέλλιον phragéllion, frag-el’-le-on … a whip, i.e. Roman lash as a public punishment:—scourge. source

A different Greek word is used for ‘whip’ elsewhere in the New Testament; this one only occurs here in John, and in Matthew and Mark to describe the particularly Roman whipping Jesus receives later on.

Anyway, a flagellum is basically a cat o’ nine tails, and has either a braided leather handle or a heavy stick attached to cords with knots. Making one takes a while, and one worth using to drive out the cattle is going to take some chunks out of a moneychanger. Fancy Roman flagella that feature later on in the scripture had hooks and chains, and were sometimes gladiatorial weapons. Castlevania shit.

This has been your regularly scheduled moment of the dad from My Big Fat Greek Wedding. There you go.

yumpsuit,

I wish churches would teach that to kids braiding lanyards in Vacation Bible School.

And big ups to anyone who goes hard for Tolstoy!

yumpsuit,

It is a great shame that the influence of Judaism and Christianity didn’t permanently instill Western society to maintain a robust concept of usury.

yumpsuit,

EPA and OSHA are hella dudely. Cottage cheese and pineapple as a comfort food is harmonious and peaceful too.

yumpsuit,

This is the one-way masking everyone expects of the immune compromised, I’m just glad they can go boating in a public park together. Besides, that GP-5 is for da people. Manufactured in the millions, with vintage filter canisters absolutely chock full of wonderfully protective asbestos.

yumpsuit,

Hell yeah! Straight outta that gourd all night long because TANGO DANCIN’ DOES NOT STOP

yumpsuit,

KRONK, PULL THE LEVERRR

We can’t rely on Russia to protect us anymore, Armenian PM says (www.politico.eu)

Russia’s catastrophic invasion of Ukraine means Armenia can no longer rely on Moscow as a guarantor of its security, even as fears grow of a return to open conflict with Azerbaijan, Armenian Prime Minister Nikol Pashinyan told POLITICO in an interview....

yumpsuit,

Pashinyan fucked that chance up soundly, Azerbaijan is likely to get everything they want and face limited consequences. His dithering and mistakes were a masterclass in serving your entire ass up on a platter. Here’s a foreign policy article studying it: www.tandfonline.com/doi/…/14683857.2022.2111111

yumpsuit,

Here’s a deep analysis of Pashinyan’s leadership errors from a foreign policy journal last year: www.tandfonline.com/doi/…/14683857.2022.2111111

yumpsuit,

His Only Begotten Son in there contaminating the sterile field. Brown Jesus would mask up in a gatdam hospital

yumpsuit,

‘I banish thee, Lucifer!’

[snake leaves the wound and slithers back into the wedding present for Macho Man]

yumpsuit,

It’s probably for the best, frothing milk in a French press inside a white-void kitchen isn’t an appropriate situation for a youngster. They need Jurassic Park style brushed steel counters with terrifying steam-belching hundred pound commercial espresso machines

yumpsuit,

tire wear from vehicles, not sure what can be done about from a personal level

One more reason to wear a well-fitted respirator

yumpsuit,

CQC your local Nazi

yumpsuit,

Does that mean we’re finally getting the Obamacare death panels she promised?! Time to grow some mutton chops and rain hell on Dixie, those insurance premiums are going DOWN

yumpsuit,

You haven’t lived if you’ve never dipped shrimp into a mail-order molasses envelope

yumpsuit,

When sailing in formal attire, what do we think about a life vest under the suit jacket? Tailoring for big enough shoulder pads would’ve made it blend right in, and the pop of day-glo orange would fit the aesthetic. Think of the yacht fashions we could’ve had!

yumpsuit,

AVE SATANI BROTHER, LET’S VAPE SOME CRANK AND READ NINTENDO POWER

yumpsuit,

Deeply tickled that the lyric matches “Every Rose Has Its Thorn.” Does it let players deal poison damage?

yumpsuit,

The turtle isn’t allowed on the worksite without certification on donning procedures and a fit test within the past year. Supervisor must examine all documents and seals carefully before entry as, again, the turtle cannot be trusted.

Hatching with a shell is no excuse for neglect of PPE. Disregard for worksite safety guidelines fosters a cult of toxic masculinity that leads to workplace injury.

yumpsuit, (edited )

It’s at least plausible. Have you seen the shitpost chops of the US Consumer Product Safety Commission?

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