zaitcev

@zaitcev@shitposter.club

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kaia, to random
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:laughing_cirno:

zaitcev,

@kaia It was all a plot by FSB to sabotage F-16 sent to Ukraine.

Moon, to random
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SPC is getting a second machine with 40 cores and 1TB of RAM. Because we love you that much.

zaitcev,

@Moon The high cost of federation for what otherwise would be a BBS.

zaitcev, to random

News from Russia, where they had terrorists shoot up a concert venue (like in last October in Israel, only without paragliders):

  • A fuck ton of video streams were uploaded by people getting shot
  • I'm amazed that Russian cellphone infra can take that
  • A number of emergency exits were locked or somehow didn't operate, as seen at the videos
  • One guy jumped a terrorist with an AK, grabbed his gun and started punching him in the head, and successfully neutralized the treat. Sadly it was not the only terrorist
  • Teenagers as young as 14 were hired to work the venue (check-in coats, transport snacks, etc.). Now the cops are checking how they were hired exactly - clearly it can't be done legally for non-farm jobs. Why don't you guys focus on terrorists though?
zaitcev,

@jeffcliff I heard of it yesterday, but I thought it was fake news. But apparently it was confirmed by police.

zaitcev, to random

When you want a breakfast coffee.

zaitcev,

Breakfast eggs

zaitcev,

Sorry to use SPC like Instagram.

a1ba, to random
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Remember when we had to rewind our DVD disks after watching a movie or listening to music, so it will start from the beginning?

When I was a kid, my sister forgot to rewind a Lion King DVD and when I wanted to watch it, it spoiled me the ending. :(

zaitcev,

@Moon @a1ba @ssunboyy I played a DVD VN once. It was pretty cool. Programmed in whatever script the DVD defined. To save your progress, you recorded a 5-digit number.

zaitcev, to random

I forgot to photograph the potstickers with sour cream. Here's the last one.

Moon, to random
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zaitcev,

@r000t @Moon My wife didn't have a job since 1997. Or, rather, our household is her job.

zaitcev,

@mischievoustomato @Moon You might be underestimated how height influences body weight. As a point of reference, I'm 6'7", thin as a nail, and I check in at 240 lbs. If had any normal woman's fat, I'd be at 280+ lbs easily.

zaitcev, to random

Burger

MK2boogaloo, to random
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zaitcev,
zaitcev, to random

Gamers, what is this about:
https://twitter.com/stone_toss/status/1750610619118596335

The character looks like one of secondary characters in the Nintendo Hedgehog family of games. My daughter used to have it on GameCube. The main character is a blue hedgehog, and the one Stonetoss portrays is a black hedgehog, possibly an antagonist. I'm just not getting it!

zaitcev, to random
zaitcev, to random

https://stonetoss.com/comic/panacea/

Could a fellow bigot explain this to me please? Why is the truck going in the opposite direction?

PG_Kelly, to random
zaitcev,

@animeirl @Moon @PG_Kelly @djsumdog @tiskaan De Nile is a not a river in Egypt. The only reason I'm not sharing the (overwhelmingly) strong evidence with you is the materials being proprietary and confidential.

zaitcev, to random

Wait a moment, everyone on Fedi was wary of Threads, talking blocks and defederation, running like headless chicken... But Theads were actually kinda based all this time?

augustus, to random
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I was wondering why I was getting zero notifs after posting so many BANGERS, I could tell something was up

zaitcev,

@grillchen @augustus right in the feels

zaitcev, to fediverse

Okay, I saved an image file that makes SPC choke. Once the upload fails, the whole UI must be reloaded.

Moon, to random
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What’s this? Drinking anyway.

zaitcev,

@Moon Dyushes is a legacy fruit soda. Used to be quite good, but I'm afraid it's all similacra now. Sugar and synthetic taste of pear.

zaitcev, to random

A 100-yen store opened in America to do battle with Dollar General.

zaitcev, to fediverse

This is what happens if I try to shipost from Chrome on an Android phone. Works fine with Firefox on Fedora Linux.

zaitcev, to random

Kurismasu Purezento Getto
(a casual weeb family)

zaitcev, to random

Guess where I'm in this photograph.

zaitcev,

@kaia You made that joke the first time around too www

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