zaitcev

@zaitcev@shitposter.club

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zaitcev, to random

News from Russia, where they had terrorists shoot up a concert venue (like in last October in Israel, only without paragliders):

  • A fuck ton of video streams were uploaded by people getting shot
  • I'm amazed that Russian cellphone infra can take that
  • A number of emergency exits were locked or somehow didn't operate, as seen at the videos
  • One guy jumped a terrorist with an AK, grabbed his gun and started punching him in the head, and successfully neutralized the treat. Sadly it was not the only terrorist
  • Teenagers as young as 14 were hired to work the venue (check-in coats, transport snacks, etc.). Now the cops are checking how they were hired exactly - clearly it can't be done legally for non-farm jobs. Why don't you guys focus on terrorists though?
zaitcev, to random

When you want a breakfast coffee.

zaitcev, to random

Burger

zaitcev, to random

Gamers, what is this about:
https://twitter.com/stone_toss/status/1750610619118596335

The character looks like one of secondary characters in the Nintendo Hedgehog family of games. My daughter used to have it on GameCube. The main character is a blue hedgehog, and the one Stonetoss portrays is a black hedgehog, possibly an antagonist. I'm just not getting it!

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https://stonetoss.com/comic/panacea/

Could a fellow bigot explain this to me please? Why is the truck going in the opposite direction?

zaitcev, to random

Wait a moment, everyone on Fedi was wary of Threads, talking blocks and defederation, running like headless chicken... But Theads were actually kinda based all this time?

zaitcev, to fediverse

Okay, I saved an image file that makes SPC choke. Once the upload fails, the whole UI must be reloaded.

zaitcev, to fediverse

This is what happens if I try to shipost from Chrome on an Android phone. Works fine with Firefox on Fedora Linux.

zaitcev, to random

A 100-yen store opened in America to do battle with Dollar General.

zaitcev, to random

Kurismasu Purezento Getto
(a casual weeb family)

zaitcev, to random

Otona no amasa ga amaku ja nai

zaitcev, to random

Yet again, glorious Nippon FTW: interior of PF Chang in Waco says "Waco" in katakana.

zaitcev, to random

today's boomer humour

zaitcev, to random

Speaking of Fediverse whiners and owning a house in America: I know a late gen-x couple, who own a house and have 2 kids. I say "late" because I technically belong to gen-x, but I'm much older. They may even be borderline millenials. The husband and I were in a car club together. They started saving for the downpayment even before they graduated from college.

I always thought that they were high school sweethearts, but I learned recently they they actually meat at a group for tall people in a Mensa chapter. Before you ask, neither of them is Jewish. But both are tall - only a couple of cm or an inch shorter than I. Their children are also very tall.

It is not an isolated case in my social circle.

zaitcev, to random

See you all in 2023.

zaitcev, to random

I am 70 miles from nearest human settlement and I have a cell service with data, because someone is building a geothermal plant in the photo.

zaitcev, to random

McDonald's in Battle Mountain, NV features ... Maou.

zaitcev, to random

I went on a trip, flew on an airline as a passenger somewhere, got a rental car, checked into hotel, unpacked my toiletries, and found that a pocket of my man-purse was full of 5.7 spent cases. TSA didn't notice. Good thing I didn't connect in New York, I'd go to prison for a year.

zaitcev, to random

Social media is okay, I guess. Also. How do you do, fellow shitposter?

zaitcev, to random

I found that my daughter keeps an elaborate spreadsheet in order to optimize her Genshins for a greater impact. Is this even gaming anymore? Seems like work. Daily chores, too: some stamina allowance thing.

zaitcev, to random

Guess what super-spreader event I am attending!

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zaitcev, to random

No idea what DeFi is, but here's an ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrWKKo1rHa0

zaitcev, to random

Guess where I'm in this photograph.

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