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Hank, to world in North Korea closes multiple embassies around the world

And they use their diplomatic immunity to deal meth and spread counterfeit money to get some cash for their war machine.

Hank, to traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns in Oh no, it's one of those episodes, again!

There's also the lumberjack song...

Hank, to thefarside in 16 October 2023

Its a cliche that they love fat white women.

Hank, to memes in Beware or be were

UwU

Hank, to thefarside in 16 October 2023

Caribbean men watching white women on the dancefloor.

Hank, to upliftingnews in Tumor-destroying sound waves receive FDA approval for liver treatment in humans

This could be a very ironic treatment for alcoholic musicians.

Hank, to thepoliceproblem in New York cops won't face charges for tasering man who'd just doused himself in hand sanitizer, and thus burst into flames

That's some Reno 911 shit.

Hank, to vamp_tm in Plot Twist: Hunters Buy Off Coffinsellers For Leads

There's no reason for a vampire not to make coffins on their own. They have plenty of time to pick up new skills and it's more feasible to have someone in the community to make it without the involvement of food.
Also it's difficult to build up a loyal customer base for a product that lasts for decades or centuries when you yourself will only be active for a couple decades.

Hank, to greentext in Anon brings down a Domino's

Weird way to write weaponized autism.

Hank, to moviesandtv in Elon Musk Allegedly Sent ‘Scorched-Earth Letter’ to Warner Bros. Demanding to Keep Amber Heard in ‘Aquaman 2’

It would be funnier if she was was right tho.

Hank, to news in Dead skydiver found on front lawn of Florida home: "The worst I've seen"

How many dead skydivers do you have to see to rank them?

Hank, to asklemmy in What are some good somewhat older smartwatches that have a heart rate sensor and work with modern versions of Android?

I'm not exactly tech savvy but I looked I to it recently and it seems like the lower end Garmin Forerunner series is what you're looking for. I might get a Forerunner 45 for 120€ myself but you can probably get earlier models like the F35 for cheaper.
It seems like Garmin is the only brand that offers decent quality sensors at a lower price range.

Hank, to memes in Repost because I forgot what to do when I hate everyone

Low body fat will plummet your testosterone levels which then leads to a low sex drive and erectile dysfunction... Oh we we're thinking about different EDs XD
Also your ED makes more sense in context of a girlfriend but we're in the fediverse after all.
I recently watched some videos about the effects of low body fat on your body and I didn't read your comment properly.

Hank, to memes in They're avid chess fans

You get attacked by law enforcement for enjoying a succulent chinese meal?

Hank, to memes in Repost because I forgot what to do when I hate everyone

Thanks for pointing it out. I'm aware of that but I'm at 17% body fat and my goal is around 10-12% so my testosterone levels should stay at a normal level.

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