Hank

@Hank@kbin.social
Hank,

That's a sweet assortment of movies.

Hank,

We won't free the land, we'll use it for overconsumption.

Hank,

Have you tried watching Rick and Morty yet?

Hundreds of elongated skulls found in Perù (lemmy.world)

One of the hundreds of elongated skulls that were discovered in 1928 at Paracas Peninsula in Peru. Cranial deformation was practiced by the Paracas civilization (800-100 BCE) by tightly wrapping the head in cloth, during the first few years of life, in order to elongate the cranium

Hank,

Imagine this would still be practiced and how goofy bike helmets would look.

Hank,

That's a male turkey.
Also there are plenty of women out there who enjoy being pieces of meat, ready to be slapped at will (in the right context) so please don't enforce your own preferences and prejudices onto others who just want to have fun.

Hank,

It's like shouting into the void expecting an echo. If you can't change the world for the better at least leave a mark. At least that was how I felt trashing a park bench when I was 13. It's probably the same trail of thought.

Hank,

Did you take a look at the cabin? Seems in line with something like a private jet.

Hank,

You could just have a cheeky wank instead.

Hank,

That's like 99% of what marketing is.

Hank,

Ah you mean racing. For a moment I wanted to argue that it's more humane to eradicate pugs due to their miserable health problems.

Hank,

Top part is fat people, lower part is in shape people with body dysmorphia.

Hank,

Swords were the handguns of old time. Easy to carry, usable in confined space but for actual war you'd want something bigger.

Hank,

Nazis und Österreicher nach Syrien abschieben, den Flüchtlingen Österreich überlassen.

Hank,

This is probably the greatest lesson young men could learn about relationships. Most of the times you don't have to offer solutions but offer emotional support and look cute.

Hank,

And they use their diplomatic immunity to deal meth and spread counterfeit money to get some cash for their war machine.

Hank,

There's also the lumberjack song...

Hank,

Caribbean men watching white women on the dancefloor.

Hank,

Its a cliche that they love fat white women.

Hank,

Should have spoiled her extra with fancy food rich in fiber.

Hank,

To clog up the intestines to avoid a mess when you... choose an alternative route.

Hank,

This could be a very ironic treatment for alcoholic musicians.

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • normalnudes
  • hgfsjryuu7
  • magazineikmin
  • ethstaker
  • vwfavf
  • ngwrru68w68
  • tacticalgear
  • Youngstown
  • slotface
  • everett
  • rosin
  • thenastyranch
  • kavyap
  • PowerRangers
  • anitta
  • DreamBathrooms
  • Durango
  • cubers
  • modclub
  • mdbf
  • khanakhh
  • osvaldo12
  • InstantRegret
  • cisconetworking
  • Leos
  • GTA5RPClips
  • tester
  • provamag3
  • All magazines