My understanding is that its parents are most likely nearby, and that like all of our native wildlife, you shouldn't disturb it unless there are signs it is injured. In most cases, it will find its way back to the nest on its own.
The thing that is new is that there is a physical free weekly(?) newspaper from Cambridge Day, called 'This Week'. I picked up a copy at downtown wine and spirits in Davis Square.
Nothing to apologize for - the conversation happened in a different magazine. I'm confident there are other places where the idea has been discussed before that one, too. all good, friend /u/cloudless!
/u/gus is right - 'kbeaner' contains a loaded slur: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beaner one thats been around for a long time. It is not one I was aware of until recently.