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@erp@kbin.social
erp,

Look, sometimes we have an asset with a book value of $10 mil, which means we can brag about it on social media, just like my uncle used to do - great man, very smart and perfect genes from Levis Strauss. Ok, very creased from ironing but this was before my superior roulette steak company. Perhaps market value is, you know, what they are saying is, ok, approximately 2 bananas when the property tax appraiser comes around. Therefore, the numbers don't represent what the assets are worth. Technically he made a correct statement. Believe me, the best kind of correct. Just like McKinsey and Ivy League. That's what people are saying. Anyway, everyone can have a gaap in judgment. Sometimes our brain is an impaired asset. But I have a special excretory operation and need your support - please donate now and you will be rewarded with an honorary one-sheet ply of branded water closet paper.

erp,

Wrath of Khan was the only Star Trek motion picture to feature rich Corinthian leather® on de Plane™!
This is why II is best Trek, young Padawan.

erp,

It's to subconsciously avoid the closeness to Mast O'Don

erp,

Mmmmmm, Mountain Dew Zero Desiccation! Now at select Taco Bell locations.

erp,

American; just got back from a trip around Northern EU and British Isles. Never understood Brexit. Trade is vital, as is tourism. When traveling, I love every place and every people, but as a practical matter changing from Euro to Pound just doesn't work out. Less funds flow into UK because of the friction on currency alone - your people on the ground, such as coach guides and restaurants, lose money because of this.

You caught the same damn media/social/political disease that America did, or maybe we caught it from you. Hey, let's convince ourselves that shooting oneself in the foot leads to a better economy by stimulating the prosthetics industry. It is probably too late for us but for the sake of Pete follow the money and wise up. Or to use a meme that is old but checks out sir: delete Facebook, lawyer up, and hit the gym.

erp,

This is a complaint to a merchant named Ea-nāṣir from a customer named Nanni. Kids these days, selling sub-standard copper!

erp,

This court is about as supreme as seafood salad left in a hot car over the summer.

erp,

I think the soviets tried this once and it didn't work out too well. Paging Simo Häyhä...

erp, to RedditMigration

I was there when Digg imploded. Then I was there when Reddit imploded. History doesn't always repeat, but it does echo.

erp,

@Cevilia That's just a greasy finger smudge on your monitor.

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