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qurlyjoe

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social

Retired git on Colorado’s Front Range. I take photos of birds and critters and flowers and mountains and skies I was a failure at that other place. My only followers were apparently pornbots. Photos are my own. Jokes and memes, not so much. I will boost alt-texted photos. Avi = here’s lookin at you. https://justmytoots.com/@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social searchable Striving inconsistently to be inconsistently inconsistent.

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qurlyjoe, to random
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A comment from The National Review.

“Iranian president Ebrahim Raisi and the nation’s foreign minister were killed when their helicopter crashed in the fog. Raisi, known as the “Butcher of Tehran,” was responsible for the deaths of thousands, going back decades, through his actions in Iran’s domestic affairs and its support for terrorism around the world. We join others in expressing our deepest condolences to the helicopter.”

piquant00, to random
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When is someone gonna invent smell-o-vision?

Watch Live: CSU’s Corpse Flower is Expected to Bloom for the First Time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX1N71mtE7I

qurlyjoe,
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@piquant00
Trust me. You do not want to smell this.

LikeItOrLumpIt, to random
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I'm going to hashtag a few of my posts just in case you don't like enclosure or talk. But then I need to ask...why do you follow me exactly?

qurlyjoe,
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@LikeItOrLumpIt
The nice thing about that is with the hashtags I can find toots that I’d otherwise miss in my tl.

RickiTarr, to random
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Anniversary Update, hubs gave me this, and I'm crying:

This is a long list of reasons why hubs loves me and it won't all fit in this!

qurlyjoe,
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@RickiTarr ♥️

adhdeanasl, to random
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Hey, @Adam_Cadmon1, we were just talking about Morgan Spurlock this week. Weird.
https://variety.com/2024/film/obituaries-people-news/morgan-spurlock-dead-super-size-me-1236015338/amp/

qurlyjoe,
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@adhdeanasl @Adam_Cadmon1
I nominate 🍊turd

qurlyjoe,
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@Adam_Cadmon1 @adhdeanasl
Still, ya never know.

qurlyjoe,
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@adhdeanasl @Adam_Cadmon1
Throw in a couple legislators while you’re at it, please.

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Today is my 21st wedding anniversary. On our first wedding anniversary, we were pretty broke, so hubs made me homemade coupons for massages, but he spelled it wrong, so I got a handful of printed out coupons for 1 Hour of Messages. So, every year since I get something like this:

qurlyjoe,
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@RickiTarr
And many happy returns of the day. You’re now legal (in the US) to drink on your anniversary. 🥂

LikeItOrLumpIt, to random
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Happy Friday all! Our son is here, so I went out to the "G-damn these are good, what do they put into them‽' Donut Shop. :sparkles_pink:

qurlyjoe,
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@LikeItOrLumpIt
Enjoy!
We have a “do you put crack in these?” donut shop near us.

qurlyjoe,
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@LikeItOrLumpIt
I hadn’t thought of that. These are just “old fashioned” donuts, not the frou-frou tarted up ones. The way they grease up the bag they come in suggests they’re fried in lard. Good call.

qurlyjoe,
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@LikeItOrLumpIt
My maternal grandmother did that too. Unfortunately my mother bought into the margarine blasphemy of the 50s and 60s and never cooked with lard or even butter.

qurlyjoe,
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@LikeItOrLumpIt
Julia would not have approved of any of my mother’s cooking, I’m afraid. I never complained about dorm food at college. It was largely an improvement over what I grew up eating.

qurlyjoe, to random
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@ifixcoinops
Saw this article and thought of you. Have you heard of this guy & his wife? https://www.texasmonthly.com/arts-entertainment/underground-pinball-den-houston-museum/

qurlyjoe,
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@ifixcoinops
Oops, I just did the moral equivalent of meeting someone from (random location) and saying, say, do you know…? 🤣

qurlyjoe, to random
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Watching 7 Samurai on tonight.

qurlyjoe, to HashtagGames
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I’ll be leaving forever now.

Adam_Cadmon1, to random
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https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2021/02/black-rifle-coffee-company/

qurlyjoe, (edited )
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@Adam_Cadmon1
I wondered why Rudy Patootie was getting into coffee all of a sudden. Alex Jones and James Bakker seem to have the doomsday prepper markets sewn up, and all these hypervigilant militiamen are gonna need some stimulants. The SS and German regular army were into amphetamines, including meth I guess, and that didn’t really work out all that well in the long term. Yeah, it worked great for the Blitzkrieg, but not so much for defense. Too much sitting and waiting. Coffee’s better.

Adam_Cadmon1, to random
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The universe is infinite. It has no center.

qurlyjoe,
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@Adam_Cadmon1
Times the metaverse and it gets even more so.

Skepticat, to random
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I'm amazed at all of the graphic gore I've seen working trauma without flinching. Yet, let me see one random hair in my sink while brushing my teeth, and I'm gagging all over the place.

qurlyjoe,
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@Skepticat
Context is everything.

qurlyjoe, to random
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Pro tip: Do not drink beer and wear jeans with a 6 button fly.

qurlyjoe, to Bloomscrolling
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Rosa Amarilla June 2014

qurlyjoe, to random
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"Big Germs" — short fiction by Rudy Rucker - Boing Boing
https://boingboing.net/2024/05/22/big-germs-short-fiction-by-rudy-rucker.html

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As a species, we can't reach a unanimous belief that the Earth is round but we have nuclear weapons.

qurlyjoe,
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@chronomyst
FWIW, the people who have access to the nuclear weapons (in general, at least) are not the ones who doubt the roundness. So far, anyway.

qurlyjoe, to random
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So, what's up with idiots having bullets in their luggage when they go to Turks and Caicos? How stupid do you have to be to do this, especially if you're the fucking fifth one in the past few weeks? They didn't even have guns. Just fucking bullets. And not all of them were men! There were a couple women too. Lock 'em up.

jackdaw_ruiz, to random
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native english speakers don't clock how difficult a language it can be until you ask them to do something like conjugate the verb awooga.

qurlyjoe,
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@jackdaw_ruiz
Trick question. Awooga is not a verb. 🤷‍♂️

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