dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
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You've failed to be prepared to fill out forms in triplicate and mistakenly selected the blue one to submit to the Records Department.

paul, to HashtagGames
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...Dump 6 large boxes of instant mashed potatoes through the kitchen drain and then run the hot water through the pipes until the people down stairs have mashed potatoes coming out their drains, just to force the landlord to get the plumber there to fix a slow draining shower drain


MyWoolyMastadon, to HashtagGames
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TechBean, to HashtagGames
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With a K-Pop* boy band song and dance

*K-Pop: Klingon Pop

Make Your Blood Scream Star Trek Strange New Worlds GIF

JoeWynne, to HashtagGames
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EmptySet, to HashtagGames
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Keep quiet about it and add to their crimes that of not knowing there was a problem.

MyWoolyMastadon, to HashtagGames
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By looking the Judge in the eye and crapping in your pants before falling asleep at the defendants table.

JoeyBoughtACola, to HashtagGames
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GreenFire, to HashtagGames
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What Kristi did to Cricket and her goat is one of the

TechBean, to HashtagGames
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jadebees,
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@TechBean
By farting in your general direction


TechBean,
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@jadebees
By taunting you a second time

dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
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GreenFire, to HashtagGames
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Tengrain,
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@GreenFire @Snowshadow @TonyStark

Related: “You must EARN my vote!”


(edited to add the hashtags, because Imma dummy)

Deathsjoker, to HashtagGames
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By acting like a former president


madbarrister, to HashtagGames
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Removing half of all life from existence.


video/mp4

dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
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this engine is WOKE


noondlyt, to HashtagGames
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Actual Shit Smearing


JohnnieMac, to HashtagGames
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Complaining about being attacked while massacring the neighbours…


chestas, to HashtagGames
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Don't blame it on the sunshine
Don't blame it on the moonlight
Don't blame it on the good times
BLAME IT ON THE WORM THAT ATE HALF OF MY BRAIN!!!


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