GottaLaff,
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"The first invasive brain chip that Neuralink embedded into a human brain has malfunctioned, with neuron-surveilling threads appearing to have become dislodged from the participant's brain, the company revealed in a blog post Wednesday."

https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/05/elon-musks-neuralink-reports-trouble-with-first-human-brain-chip/

Wileymiller,
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@GottaLaff
There's something wrong with anyone's brain who agreed to have this done to them.

nonproductive,
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@GottaLaff Feel for the patient, but when you trust the guy that lies to sell stuff to put something in your brain…well….

High Quality Im Shocked GIF

BigBoppa,
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@GottaLaff Is an alternate name for the implant “brain worm”? 🪱

paul,
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@Wileymiller @GottaLaff

Once you've reached a certain level, you'll try anything, even knowing the significant risks, even a Musk risk. Signed, 'A guy with Parkison's Plus that has underwent experimental treatments and trials.'

I was pulling for this guy, but my gut said it was going to end up like a Telsa being driven in reverse by a billionaire into a lake.

dramypsyd,
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@GottaLaff At least there's no possible way anyone could have seen this coming (/sarcasm)

Eka_FOOF_A,
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@Wileymiller @GottaLaff
You haven't been disabled.

momac666,
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@GottaLaff
It's about time to put shackles on this self-aggrandizing jackass.

samiamsam,
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@GottaLaff i'm begging people

DO NOT TRUST MUSK WITH ANYTHING

but especially do not trust him with brain implants

they tortured several monkeys during testing and fuck the FDA for allowing this to continue

Atticus1956,
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@GottaLaff

Looking at Tesla's history spurs me to question the sanity of anyone considering an invasive chip or any other mind or body altering device that Musk had anything to do with.

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