Nomad, He seems so excited in the left picture. Is that a flashlight in his pants?
jballs, 
Just proving once again that dad dick is real.
Anticorp, Looks like a t-handle Allen wrench.
yoz, Lol omg I can’t stop laughing.
ChillDude69, (edited ) Save those balloons for when you’re 32. You’ll thank me later. I mean, there’s literally going to be a helium shortage soon.
EDIT: I am well aware that the helium will have leaked out of that mylar, long before that time. That’s at least half the joke.
Anticorp, Well yeah, fish don’t ask you to pay for college.
RoseRose56, classic photo, reposted many times on the internet!
kaupas24, 
I suggest you become a fish...
Viking_Hippie, That’s your advice for everything!
kaupas24, You're not wrong.... By becoming a fish, you get to escape life's responsibilities like paying taxes and working.
Viking_Hippie, You also cut yourself off from most of life’s greatest pleasures by having no opposable thumbs and barely being sentient, though…
aniki, yeah but swim eat shit fuck swim swim swim eat shit swim fuck swim die
Viking_Hippie, A compelling argument indeed 🤔
chetradley, The only problem with “reject humanity, return to monkey” is it doesn’t go back far enough.
SonnyVabitch, This family has their very own Drake meme.
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