Allow me to introduce myself
darcy, 
This comment serves no purpose and should be ignored
MystikIncarnate, If you want something that tastes like pennies, try Brio. I like it. I doubt anyone else here will.
sxan, 
I want them to start selling the original original Coke, not that newfangled crap they introduced in 1900.
RIP_Cheems, 
“Next, I’m gonna put the coke back in Coca-Cola” -Elon Musk
flambonkscious, Fuck, I’d pay to watch that… It’d be like Hitler all jacked up and stimming while he watched the Olympics
RIP_Cheems, Funny you mention that cause it’s though hitler actually took drugs throughout his life, including during the Olympics.
Lord_ToRA,
flambonkscious, Savage, but fair…
notabot, That’s an excellent description, I could really taate it. Now I’m thirsty.
NaibofTabr, “…I’m a man of wealth and taste…”
GrammatonCleric, 
OP is a Pepsi-loving freak of nature
Stalinwolf, 
He’s clearly a fan of that front-porch carpet flavor with a hint of citrus and cigarette smoke.
Lord_ToRA, Pepsi has one thing Coke: Cherry Pepsi is better.
Cherry Coke is good in its own way, but when I want a cherry flavored cola, Cherry Pepsi is exactly what I’m wanting.
Toes, I was expecting the punchline to be Guinness.
MotoAsh, Gotta dissolve a loaf of bread in there for that.
usualsuspect191, Burnt bread
HopingForBetter, Don't forget the urine.
Revan343, That’s the solvent for the bread
variants, I always thought I didn’t like beer until I tried a black and tan at a work event and realized Guinness was amazing and all the beer I had tried growing up was terrible
Toes, Yeah I tend to go for a stout or red ale myself.
zarkanian, 
Three words: Double. Chocolate. Stout.
Whirlgirl9, 
I discovered a few years ago that Milk Stout is the nectar of the gods and I have a very difficult time finding it anywhere.
variants, I’ve been curious about the stouts with lactose or whatever but I don’t want to risk getting the runs
Whirlgirl9, could you take lactaid first? would that help? because it's worth it lol :D
Leviathan, Or Kilkenny. I love it but it does taste like straight up pennies.
PugJesus, 
You must be licking some damn good pennies
zarkanian, Just make sure you don’t get any ass pennies.
KimjongTOOILL, For the unitiated youtu.be/f9aM_dT5VMI?si=MzJzbGvHW7TGqIbA
threelonmusketeers, “The uploader has not made this video available in your country”
:(
tamal3, I want to click this link but I’m worried about doing so.
KimjongTOOILL, Well I guess you’ll just miss out on the key to success then
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