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DJDarren, to DoctorWho
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This week’s has some excellent lols.

Nguti Gatwa is great in the role.

DJDarren, to random
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Does anyone else out there make bubble & squeak from scratch, despite not having any roast dinner leftovers?

DJDarren, to random
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Ribena is Top Shit.

DJDarren,
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@pdcawley I know a man.

(I don’t ☹️)

pdcawley,
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@DJDarren Rocks blackcurrant is alright. But it’s not no artificial sweeteners era Ribena.

DJDarren, to random
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It’s funny how many people have no idea what a podcast is, but will log on to you tube dot com to spend fifteen minutes watching someone in a room talk to their camera about one subject or another.

DJDarren,
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Yes, this comment is connected to my ranting earlier about audio being treated as a second class citizen by tech firms.

A vlog on YouTube doesn’t need the video element. It adds basically nothing, but makes the format harder to access and takes up significantly more storage space. But people are all like “yeah, I’m going to watch this guy talk about shit for fifteen minutes, but in no way will I listen to him without being able to see him”.

DJDarren,
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How many TikToks are all “STORY TIME!” then the person spends five minutes telling a story.

Why isn’t there a TikTok for audio? That shit would be the end of my productivity.

Imagine an feed, where you could just scroll from post to post without having to navigate different formats and websites. That’d be great!

DJDarren, to random
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Getting absolutely shredded by my Health app calling me a big virgin.

DJDarren, to random
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An for your day.

In which Milo registers his dissatisfaction.

A photo of a black cat with yellow eyes. The title of this audio piece 24, 090624

DJDarren,
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As I was editing this it occurred to me that I forgot to mention that our bedroom door was closed when I recorded that audio. What you can hear is him outside our bedroom, yelling and grumbling because there are no meats in his bowl, and the Door To Out is shut.

DJDarren, to random
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Oh, and now I have hiccups.

Fuck sake.

DJDarren, to random
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Big shout out to the group of women who've hired next door as an Air B'nB to play loud music and scream at each other.

It's real fuckin' nice.

DJDarren, to Trains
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This week's word is "Transport", so here's a photo of a former method of transport.

DJDarren, to random
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Picked up this beautiful game on Steam last week for a grand total of £2, and I'm very glad I did.

It's gone back up to £7, and given that it's quite a simple game that'll take you around 90 minutes to play, that might be a little steep. But Wishlist it and next time it's on the cheap, snap it up.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/581270/Old_Mans_Journey/

DJDarren, to random
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Yes, my iPhone, I obviously meant to type the incredibly popular term “A,axon” when talking about an Amazon device.

Fucking twat.

DJDarren, to random
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We have a couple of Alexa speakers, and I hate them enormously. In particular the Show we have in the kitchen.

I use it to listen to music while I’m cooking. I ask it to connect to my phone, and it does. And EVERY TIME it tells me “NOW CONNECTED TO MINIDINGUS*”. Every. Time. But only when I start playing the audio, so it shouts all over whatever I’m listening to.
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  • my phone has a cool name
DJDarren,
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We got it because it looked like it could be a good bedside clock / speaker, but it’s a terrible, terrible bedside clock because the clock element is secondary to it pulsing and flashing and showing fucking adverts or fucking hints.

I genuinely wonder whether the people who design this shit actually ever use them. They’re just so, so shit.

DJDarren, (edited )
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And all of this is besides the fact that they’re Amazon devices, so are almost certainly being cunty in innumerable ways.

I’m going to replace the kitchen one with a Bluetooth speaker. Maybe I’ll find one with a clock on it.

DJDarren, to random
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Oh no.

I’m tidying the kitchen, listening to the banging trance on @labr, and the music suddenly fades out.

And my show from Monday comes on.

So hit up https://labr.online if you missed it, I guess.

DJDarren,
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I’ll tell you what though; it wasn’t until I was listening back to the recording on Tuesday afternoon that I realised that I had deck 2 faded up while I was cueing the second track. So yeah, just got to hear that little fuck up again 😫

DJDarren, to random
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Some monumentally banging trance playing on @labr right now!

DJDarren,
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This is fucking great. It’s taking me back to that one week in Ibiza I had back in 2002. @labr

DJDarren, to random
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I want to get up and make some breakfast, but this prick has joined us and now I can’t.

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