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brucelawson

@brucelawson@vivaldi.net

Web standards a11y lovegod/ consultant FOR RENT. Musician. Woke atheist libtard, least spiritual person in the universe. Multiple Sclerosis owner. Pun lover. Hootie Tootie Disco Cutie. Birmingham, UK. He/ him. Personal views. RT≠+1. https://www.brucelawson.co.uk

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TIL: you can't use css variables in media query breakpoints, having just found out why my code refused to behave: https://bholmes.dev/blog/alternative-to-css-variable-media-queries/

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I'm going to venture a potentially unpopular opinion and suggest that Elrond Muff might not be the genius businessman some people believe him to be. He's definitely no Donald Trump, at any rate.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-68818113

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I've been enjoying the Fallout TV series. I know nothing about the game or whatever it's based on (I don't play games) but I don't feel like I'm missing out. (Perhaps I am, but it doesn't feel frustrating.)

brucelawson, to random
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I'm writing a sad song about a girlfriend who left me when she discovered I only have 4 digits on my right foot. She was lack toes intolerant.

brucelawson, to random
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Happy Vaisakhi to all my chums who celebrate it! xxx

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Enjoy these two concentric circles

brucelawson,
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@sarajw it's mad, isn't it? I had to draw circles over it in an editor to verify it is just 2 circles.

brucelawson,
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@tunetheweb Revenge for all the perf acronyms you force me to parse, Bazza

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It's really exciting to see real CSS scoping and View Transitions coming to WebKIt https://webkit.org/blog/15260/release-notes-for-safari-technology-preview-192/

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Another day, another recruiter trying to fill a role "delivering a digital experience that is genuinely inclusive for all" that requires the employee to commute (presumably in rush hour) 3 days a week to an office (presumably noisy and open plan) and doubtless carrying any assistive tech they need with them.

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I heard that a teacher from my high school has died. She never taught me, but obvz I knew her and -unusually for snotty teen me- I liked her. Facebook is full of names I haven't heard for 40 years saying things like "Mrs H. was the only one that believed in me and told me I was a better person" and "I was one of the problem pupils, yet she showed me nothing but respect and compassion, I was quite destructive but she always appreciated what was going on for me, and I carried her kind words with me for many years". What a legacy.

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I picked up this swag at a React conference. I mentioned to the bloke on the PornTube booth that it's really bad for their brand to suggest that you'd need something else to occupy your hands, and he looked really crestfallen.

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Farewell, Peter Higgs. Thanks for all the bosons, mate.

brucelawson,
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I wonder who will be giving the mass at Peter Higgs' funeral?

brucelawson,
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@zleap sorry not sorry. A superposition of sorries.

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hearing about "Funka Foundation" and my brain goes straight to a trip with French Funk Federation instead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BJkhXAfKz8

brucelawson,
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@patrick_h_lauke I LIKE DOLPHINS!!!

brucelawson, to random
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I simultaneously wish I were better at Javascript (specifically: could think in a JS way), yet can't be arsed to learn it because it's fugly and someone will waterboard me with Typescript evangelism.

brucelawson,
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@mattwilcox ooh, nice tip, thanks Matt. Yeah, I can read JS and fart about in JQ but given a blank sheet and my own pseudocode, I freeze. If only early-1980s BASIC were built into browsers! @scottjenson

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@mattwilcox My attention wanders between the 9 chapters on "this is a loop, this is a variable" and "first, we extend the prototype constructor object to map our arrays to the m-brane tesseract quantumknickers" and I'm lost. @scottjenson

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Excited to be here at CERN preparing to fire a blast of Higgs Tachyons into the solar eclipse in order to fulfill Revelations 6:94 and start the Rapture.

brucelawson,
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The machines are on, and we're filling centrifuges full of mRNA harvested from foetuses. With any luck, chemtrails will shift from pointing at CERN and point towards Armageddon to guide the Beast to His Dark Throne.

brucelawson,
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Punctual as ever, at the exact time foretold by Nostradamus, we're delighted to welcome Bill Gates to CERN. He's brought a test tube full of Higgs' Tachyons from his facility on Epstein Island, harvested "from the seed of princes and kings", as Crowley described! We'll add those to the mix and fire them into the eclipse later.

brucelawson,
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@mattwilcox Doing my best but npm install rapture needs a different version of node so gotta sort out all my dependancies

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My modest proposal: Failing water companies should go bankrupt, their investors lose everything, their boards and C-suites be fired, and the gov should buy them for £1 and run them as national utilities. Ditto the railways and privatised energy orgs that price-gouged us last 2 winters. Then every statue of Thatcher & her ideological allies should be melted down and turned into commemorative medals to celebrate the day we free ourselves of the stupidity that saw the nations' utilities and housing stock sold to profiteering wideboys.

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Does anybody still have a personal "blank page" when they open a new browser tab?

With shortcuts to your favorite links, little widgets with live data you're interested in?

That was a thing on the old web. I'm going to start one for myself again.

brucelawson,
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@sarajw Hmm. I think relative URLs are ligit in RSS, but not sure. (TBH I just use WordPress default RSS, but I do use relative links all the time for perf reasons. If I can work out how to tweak it, I will.) @pixelambacht

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