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You should read Wolf Hall

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deeznuts, to baseball
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Charlie Blackmon hunts and eats hikers during the off-season.

petes_bread_eqn_xls, to movies
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Once in a decade, massive solar storms invade our atmosphere

https://youtu.be/jdACpDDpIUs

deeznuts,
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@petes_bread_eqn_xls I love this movie

jenbanim, to random
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Just like how Carter put solar panels on the White House, Biden should show leadership during the housing crisis by turning the White House into a high-rise apartment complex

deeznuts,
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@jenbanim The shining 5-over-1 upon a hill

deeznuts, to random
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It's so weird reading about all of the ad money the Biden campaign is pouring into Snapchat. I had no idea people still used it.

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I mean if it works...? 🤔​

5.25-inch floppy disks expected to help run San Francisco trains until 2030

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/04/5-25-inch-floppy-disks-expected-to-help-run-san-francisco-trains-until-2030/

deeznuts,
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@jcphoenix That's a perfectly respectable size for a disk. Folks today have a skewed perspective on how big the average disk is, floppy or otherwise.

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Biden won’t win the aggrieved white male vote until he swaps aviators for wraparound sunglasses and starts vlogging from the seat of a Chevy Suburban.

deeznuts,
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@petes_bread_eqn_xls If Biden wants to win he has to grow a goatee and a pot belly

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    deeznuts,
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    @archliberal Golf is the devil's sport

    petes_bread_eqn_xls, to random
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    It would be really cool if there was a single button to toggle my home feed between “shitposts” and “genuine heartfelt stuff”

    deeznuts,
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    @petes_bread_eqn_xls All of my shitposts are genuine and heartfelt

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    deeznuts,
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    @archliberal No one is safe from Twitter-brain. Help your loved ones and favorite celebrities get off of social media before it's too late.

    deeznuts, to baseball
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    Never a doubt in my mind that the boys would come back and win it

    GG Giants and fuck the Dodgers

    Fernando Tatis Jr stops to wink at the camera Padres GIF

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    deeznuts,
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    @archliberal He should've gotten more time because I personally find him annoying

    deeznuts, to random
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    Wordle 1,006 6/6

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    🤬​🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

    deeznuts, to random
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    You're aaaa crook, Captain Hook

    Judge, won't you throw the book

    At the piiiraaaate

    deeznuts, to random
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    Sure would be nice to get an open scotus seat one of these days

    naffrespect, to random
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    12 months of record ocean heat has scientists puzzled and concerned

    The huge temperature anomaly — which climate change alone is unlikely to explain — could be a bad sign for hurricane season.

    hahaimindanger.jpg

    deeznuts,
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    @naffrespect Put the sulfur back in the bunker fuel

    timesandseasons, to random
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    I finally got around to subscribing to the @sltrib. It's wild how much cheaper it is than the paper in the last place I lived, but I guess that's what actually having competition does.

    deeznuts,
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    @timesandseasons They run it as a nonprofit, I believe. It's a neat model to keep their independence.

    petes_bread_eqn_xls, to random
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    Gee, I hope Dave Williams can solve the big case from earlier, and reconnect with his son.

    deeznuts,
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    @petes_bread_eqn_xls

    30rock Leap Day GIF

    GottaLaff, to random
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    Via Roger Parloff:

    4/22 SCOTUS argument
    5/13 ruling
    8/12 jury selection
    9/2 trial starts
    11/1 jury gets case
    11/5 jury verdict and election day

    deeznuts,
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    @GottaLaff Very optimistic

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    deeznuts,
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    @archliberal Does / has anyone used this? I've never heard of it before.

    jenbanim, to random
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    Can't believe Biden just called out Mastodon specifically for memory safety issues

    deeznuts,
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    @jenbanim It exists in the context of the Fediverse that came before it

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    Who loves the Sun? 😒

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    deeznuts,
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    @jenbanim @archliberal I can fix that

    deeznuts, to random
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    CHINA IS SENDING NEW PANDAS TO THE SAN DIEGO ZOO

    COLD WAR 2 IS OVER AND WE FUCKING WON

    USA USA USA

    🐼🇺🇲🐼🇺🇲🐼🇺🇲🐼🇺🇲🐼

    jenbanim, to random
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    Good news: the bus is regularly filled now rather than being empty like it was a couple years ago

    Bad news: the bus is regularly filled now

    deeznuts,
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    @jenbanim Have you made a bus friend who you sit next to every day yet?

    deeznuts, to random
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    It feels like the Internet has gotten significantly worse over the past year. Google is awful for actually finding things, Twitter is overrun with Nazis, and everything else is getting hidden behind paywalls or ruined by obtrusive ads.

    Damn you, Jerome Powell, for raising interest rates :boo_hoo:​

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