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farah

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Deeply flawed geriatric millennial human, trying her best
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Mrfunkedude, to random
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It’s my birthday!

Gimme boosts?

farah,
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farah, to random
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I need to pick up my reading pace. This year has been pretty slow, only three books so far if I don’t count the manga

Mrfunkedude, to random
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In further proof that although A.I. isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be, it can still produce some comedy gold.

I asked Google’s Gemini to write a Mastodon post in the style of Mr. Funk E. Dude.

Enjoy.

A screenshot that reads “P.S. If you missed the stream, don't fret! The replay is up on my PeerTube channel. Link in bio! P.P.S. May the Funk be with you!”

farah,
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@Mrfunkedude Is it bad that I like it

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Tell me the story of the last time you committed an act of kindness in 500 characters or less.

There’s nothing wrong with bragging about creating kindness. There’s nothing honorable about not sharing the joy of creating kindness.

We need to uplift and encourage people who create kindness in their daily lives.

So tell us your story. It doesn’t have to be something big. It can be something as simple as helping someone carry a bag of groceries.

How did you create kindness this week?

farah,
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@Mrfunkedude Sometimes when I’m working in the kitchen, which has a window that shows me the front porch and main entrance , and see my neighbors coming in with stuff in their hands, I just buzz them in. I don’t know if they know I’m the one who does it but it really doesn’t matter

Shanitoba, to random
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Youse guys! This turned out amazingly well! And I even got it into a normal shape for once.😂😂 Pizza Bianca with Portobello Mushrooms. Homemade crust and ricotta. 😋

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farah,
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@Shanitoba I need to learn this because tomato is not my friend and this looks super good!! 🤤

farah, to random
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I was reminded of squat toilets. And basically that was half of my childhood. We have a saying…“who amongst us hasn’t peed on their foot when they were super sleepy”. The correct answer is no one

farah,
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@msquebanh I think a lot of Asian countries have those. I could be wrong though

farah, to random
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Happy weekend to all those who celebrate! 😎

farah, to random
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Frankly I don’t think billionaires will be very tasty. They’ve done shit ton of weird stuff. Their meat is probably rotten

farah, to random
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“Someone will always try to sell you despair, so they don’t feel alone” - T.Kingfisher/ Ursula Vernon

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Which animal would you be the most afraid of if it gained thumbs?

farah,
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@Mrfunkedude Spiders

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  • farah,
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    @ElleGray That’s just milk. I think

    farah, to random
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    There should be an archive for legendary tumblr posts. Or does it exist already?

    farah,
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    Your heart is a muscle size of your fist

    SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

    farah,
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    @Alice So are mine! tiny fist bump

    Mrfunkedude, to random
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    Why were they "Ninja Turtles" and not "Turtle Ninjas"?

    And since they spent most of their time on land, wouldn't they have been tortoises?

    farah,
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    @Mrfunkedude Welcome to the ninja turtle-tortoise discourse! Get in line

    farah, to random
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    Anyway back to shitposting

    farah, to random
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    I’m putting proper fish and chips in my bucket list. Sorry Americans, but your chips are terrible

    the_etrain, to random
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    I'm off my rocker today. More so than usual.

    farah,
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    @the_etrain So regular Thursday, eh?

    farah,
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    @the_etrain At least you don’t have to change your profile pic 😅

    farah, to random
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    Peppa Pig Lofi Songs

    No I’m not joking

    farah,
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    farah,
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    @TheBreadmonkey Sorry 😔

    the_etrain, to random
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    Whoa buddy. It's a bio, not a confessional booth.

    farah,
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    @the_etrain Hold my bear

    RickiTarr, (edited ) to random
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    What advice would you give to someone just starting out in a relationship?

    Mine might sound kind of dark in relation to the question, but here goes:

    People change, and they should, it's part of being a person. Some people are lucky, and they change in the same direction, but some don't, and that's okay too. There's no shame in leaving a relationship or changing the nature of a relationship that no longer serves you. We are all taught that every relationship, whether romantic or friendship, is supposed to last forever, but nothing is forever, and forcing something that no longer works, just ends in anger and bitterness. Knowing when to let go is as important as knowing when to hold on through a rough patch, and how to know either of those things is the most cliché advice of all, COMMUNICATE.

    farah,
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    @RickiTarr I don’t think I’m qualified to answer this because I’m terrible at relationships (even though I’ve been married for like 18 years). I’ll advise everyone to BE HONEST; not only to your partner but to yourself too. A lot of times mistakes happen because we’re not honest about our own feelings

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