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farah

@farah@beige.party

Deeply flawed geriatric millennial human, trying her best
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farah, to random
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There was a time when I was a pro at getting better from sickness- eat a can of chicken soup, pop two Benadryl and two Motrin, nap for 12 hrs - light as a rain! These days… not so much.

farah, to random
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Me, absent mindedly: I don’t feel very good moan
5 seconds later, Me: … oh right, I’m the adult

SergKoren, to random
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Hexadecimal is non-binary. I’m sure some people will find that offensive.

farah,
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@SergKoren People? I don’t know. Bots?? Sure

farah,
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@SergKoren That’s not…
I meant bots(computers) are programmed in binary. People comes in all combinations of programming languages

farah,
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@SergKoren With the quantum computing stuff? Yeah I heard! Sounds super cool

farah,
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@SergKoren We good?

farah,
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@SergKoren :blobcat_fingerguns:

farah, to random
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So can we download food on the new iPhone yet or what

Alice, to random
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I get annoyed whenever I’m watching a movie or TV show and there is a character named Alice who is similar in age to me because I can assure you I never encountered another Alice in the ‘80s unless they were in their 80s.

farah,
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@Alice Alyss

farah, to random
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When are these tiny humans are supposed to feed themselves?? I’m bored and my hand hurts

farah,
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@shawrd773 He’s 4. I’d say he’s physically capable already. He just don’t like doing all the picking up and eating

RickiTarr, to random
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I'll take Things An Evil Villain Says for $500, Alex.

farah,
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@RickiTarr This guy needs to be yeeted into the Sun

grammargirl, to Etymology
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I just came across another interesting word from the "ped-" root: "pajamas"!

It literally means "leg clothing" in the Persian "paejamah," and that "pae-" goes back to the "ped-" root.

How fun that such disparate words as "pajamas," "pejorative," "pedicure," and "pawn" (foot soldier) are all related.

You can find many more at https://www.etymonline.com/word/*ped-

https://zirk.us/@grammargirl/110935631144260407

#etymology

farah,
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@grammargirl Fun fact: the -jamah/jama part means dress. Which we use (Bengali) as is. So if you say ‘jama-pajama’ we are talking about a dress set with top and bottom ☺️ #TheMoreYouknow

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Please release the Tom Cruise version.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

farah,
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@lowqualityfacts Seems legit

donni, to random
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Due to personal reasons, I have decided to become a floating orb

farah,
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@donni Who hurt you donni?

Binder, to random
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    farah,
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    @Binder You okay bud?

    georgetakei, to random

    Ugh, happiness is the worst. https://www.comicsands.com/matt-walsh-outrage-childfree-woman-2664996280.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

    farah,
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    @georgetakei Well, clearly, he’s jealous

    farah, to random
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    Are we talking about now? cracks her knuckles hold on to your butts

    farah,
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    All my life, as soon as I shared how abusive my father was, I was told to feel sorry for my mom. All these time people thought, he was beating up my mom, but in reality he beat ME up. Not my mother.

    Yes she was mentally abused by that guy (we all were), I won’t deny it. But my situation was such an anomaly/unbelievable no one ever tried to help me

    farah,
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    Here’s the thing about DV victims- we remember every details. And if you’re unfortunate enough to experience from an early age, it shapes your brain beyond repair. The first time he hit me I was 6.5 yrs and the last time was when I was in college (19)

    farah,
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    This is one of the many other reasons I don’t have a (good) relationship with my parents. And I’m extremely okay with it. Do I wish it was different? Every single day! Would I ever forgive them? Heck no!

    Any person who tells me “…but they are your parents!! You owe them your life!” gets an automatic block because you don’t know my life and no, I don’t owe them shit. I didn’t ask to be born. Not to people like them. Please STFU

    farah,
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    The only reason I am still alive is because I got married at a very young age (24) and got the hell out of my country (8000+ mi). And I never wish to go back, ever again.

    farah,
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    @sarajw Thanks Sara! You’ve been a wonderful friend and your words mean a lot to me. 💕

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    farah,
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    @dgar

    text wit GIF

    aglisson, to Parenting

    Tonight, tucking the kids in...

    My daughter: I was just thinking about life...

    My wife: Yeah? What were you thinking about?

    Daughter: Oh, how you live, and then you die. And then you live again, and die again. It's a whole cycle.

    My wife: Have you been people before?

    Daughter: Uh yes

    My wife: Who were you?

    Daughter: Oh, everyone!

    #kidtales #parenting

    farah,
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    @oblomov @aglisson Is this the same Andy weir as Mars Guy? Sorry I forgot the actual book-name

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