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lisamelton

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My name is Elizabeth but please call me Lisa.

I'm probably best known as the person who started the #Safari and #WebKit projects at #Apple. You may think you know my deadname but... you don't.

I've drawn underground comics, pioneered using a Mac for newspaper graphics and developed software at Adobe and Netscape.

Now I write video #transcoding scripts and sometimes podcast.

Follow me and I'll fill your timeline with boosts.

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GottaLaff, to random
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'Night all.

That's it, just ... 'night all.

lisamelton,
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@GottaLaff Goodnight and I hope you continue to get better! 👋💖

DemocracySpot, to random
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lisamelton,
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@DemocracySpot Good! 😂

lisamelton, to random
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It's bad enough that MAGA thugs are bum rushing us to a Trump dictatorship and, you know, trying to eradicate people like me by stoking fear with the uninformed.

But do they have to be such whiny bitches about it all?

Bro, are your white christian privelges and spray-tan Jesus really that fragile? Are your feelings so hurt that all you care about is revenge?

This grievance shit is getting old and I'm tired of it. Let's vote so hard that these fuckers will truly have something to cry about.

lisamelton,
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@schwa Truly! 💯

rooster, to random
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Any day that involves a trip to urgent care is also a day kids get more screen time as a treat

lisamelton,
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@rooster Yikes! 😬 Reading the comments I see that everyone is OK. Whew!

RickiTarr, to random
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Okay, I won't say this is always true, but it almost always is in my experience.

lisamelton,
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@RickiTarr Yep! 💯

rooster, to random
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Having a good hair day imo

lisamelton,
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@rooster Your hair is not the only thing that's good today. 😊

rooster, to random
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I made a follower-only alt for my spicier takes (and selfies?) if anyone wants to shoot me a follow. Apologies if I don't accept a follow (especially from cis folks) I'm going to be fairly discerning https://transfem.social/@rooster

lisamelton,
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@rooster I assume you don't want me boosting anything from this new account?

lisamelton,
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@rooster Excellent! That way I can't fatfinger anything.

rooster, to random
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Surprised the right hasn’t started calling Biden’s presidency “Traitor Joe’s”

lisamelton,
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@rooster Let's not give the silly fuckers any ideas.

rooster, to random
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FWIW I got misgendered today 🤷‍♀️

lisamelton,
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@rooster Dafuq? 🤨

jann, to random
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Command-line-geeks:

WHAT option do I give to "tar" to tell it to remove all files that may exist in the directory path - such that it will remove files that are in the path that are NOT in the archive.

I backup my macports directory to a tar file prior to updating to the newest ports. SO if I need to revert, I want everything in /opt to be replaced with my tar file contents - and I want files in /opt that are not in my tar file to be removed.

Help? TIA! 🙏

@lisamelton

lisamelton,
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@jann LOL! If only I was that smart. 😂

@joshua

rooster, to random
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I’m so sick of electro part 2

lisamelton,
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@rooster Same.

At first I was wondering if you had a new headband and then... yeah, it's the mask we all have. 😂

Say "hi" to J for me. I'll be seeing her tomorrow.

miriamrobern, to TransJoy
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You ever just look in the mirror and laugh because no seriously what the fuck must have happened to make this possible? Like reality broke, right? It's the only possible explanation.

lisamelton,
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@miriamrobern You should be that happy because you look awesome, girl! 🥰

GottaLaff, to random
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Still feeling pretty awful, so posting and replies at a minimum today again. I’ll post a few this a.m., then, just alerts.

Thank you ahead of time for all the kind words and good wishes.

lisamelton,
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@GottaLaff Yikes! Well, I'm sure this sickness will pass soon because whatever virus you have doesn't realize how tough and resilient you are. Rest up and try to enjoy your time away from the keyboard. 🫂💜

ScottStarkey, to mastodon
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OK, this is getting serious. I am only following 218 accounts, and I'm now up to 202 followers.

I need some new cool people to follow so my follower count does not surpass my followee count.

Tell me about your coolest accounts on #Mastodon for me to follow, stat! (English, French, or Esperanto, only.)

This is not a drill!

lisamelton,
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lisamelton,
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@adhdeanasl Awwww, you're always such a sweetie. 😊

Totorose, to random
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@lisamelton

How are you finding folks on Threads? I would appreciate some tips, if you don't mind my asking?

Thanks to your boosts, yesterday I was able to follow 3 more Threads accounts that I didn't know existed!

@aaron.rupar
@realjuddlegum
@stonekettle

Here's one I did find by just guessing the username and it matched. She doesn't post much on Threads but it's nice to see her since she left Mastodon. I'm hoping the Bluesky bridge lets me see her again.

@parkermolloy

lisamelton,
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@Totorose I'm not looking for Threads accounts in a specific place or manner. I just stumble across them because I read so much of the Fedi. 🤷‍♀️

caroline, to random
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Just joined a discord voice chat and was complimented on how “matronly“ my voice was, so RIP me I guess lol :akko_badday:

lisamelton,
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@caroline Does that make me the younger sounding one? 😁

lisamelton,
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@caroline Sorry, but that was just too damn hilarious not to share. 😂

Hey, girl, the upside is that you didn't get misgendered. 😏

wassilywabbit, to random
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@lisamelton Sorry to bother you, but I am hoping that you might be able to recommend a reliable Blu-ray drive for ripping movies. I have an old LaCie drive, but it's been really unreliable of late in terms of reading discs (it’ll try & then spit it back out half the time). Sometimes it’ll work if I reinsert the same disc, but that's pretty uncommon.

4K would be a plus, but not a dealbreaker. This is for ripping discs to my (M2) Mac with my iPad as the end goal, so 1080p is fine. Thank you!

lisamelton,
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@wassilywabbit You should definitely get a UHD (what you're calling 4K) drive. Why? The best drives for ripping are all UHD now.

And make sure it supports the LibreDrive architecture so it's compatible with MakeMKV. See:

https://forum.makemkv.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=18856

This is the drive I bought:

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00DWFPDJI/

I also bought a drive enclosure for it:

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B06XRCCV44/

I'm sure there are newer versions of both of these by now.

Does this help?

lisamelton,
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@wassilywabbit No. I would need the entire video to figure that out.

lisamelton,
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@wassilywabbit The Asus BW-16D1HT drive needs to have its ROMs flashed to be able to correctly rip UHD discs. I did this with a Windows utility. I'm not sure it can be done on macOS.

lisamelton,
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@wassilywabbit The MakeMKV forums should have instructions on how to do this and a download link for the Windows utility to do the flashing. There may be a macOS utility now. I haven't looked. And, honestly, it's been over five years since I did this.

GottaLaff, to Canada
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Ahem. Attention please.

I am now in . 🇨🇦🍁

That is all.

👏🏻💃🏼🥳💥‼️‼️‼️‼️

lisamelton,
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@GottaLaff Congratulations and I'm so glad for you!! 🎉🥳💖

Now to find a house, right?

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