ptoothfish

ptoothfish, 3 months ago to random

if i was a genius billionaire i would simply roll my own operating system

ptoothfish, 3 months ago to random

freedom from measles > freedom to measles

you dumb fucks need to stop electing people whose development stopped before the end of grade school

ptoothfish, 3 months ago to random

are you telling me rotaries have been called “wankel engines” this whole time??!?

RickiTarr, 3 months ago to random

I'm gonna be honest y'all, it's felt dark lately, and for good reason, LGBTQ+ rights in the balance, an election coming up, women struggling to get basic Healthcare, mass shootings, SCOTUS, the environment. The list goes on and on, and the media twists everything to sound even worse, or just straight up ignores actual news. But here's the thing, I know a lot of you, and the fact that you exist in the world gives me hope. You care about the future and you want good things, and so do I, and as long as that spark is there, we have hope. So, let's focus on some good today! Share a good headline, some positive news either on a larger scale or just something personal, a nice picture you took, a funny meme or video, whatever made you feel good or at least, gave you a smile. Let's share some joy!

ptoothfish, 3 months ago to random

STOP INVENTING STUPID “COMPUTATIONAL” PURPOSES TO MAKE GPUs ARTIFICIALLY SCARCE AND EXPENSIVE.

THEY’RE FOR PLAYING VIDEO GAMES ON, YOU MONSTERS.

RickiTarr, 3 months ago to random

Without looking it up tell me something you know about The Great Attractor.

ptoothfish, 3 months ago to random

The Centre For Disease Just Cutting Loose Like It’s Spring Break Or Some Shit

ptoothfish, 3 months ago to random

i guess it was a bridge too far

RickiTarr, 4 months ago to random

The hubs was wondering why we stopped getting merit badges now that we are grownups, so he made himself some.

RickiTarr, 4 months ago to random

What is the hardest you've ever worked?

If you want to tell me the hardest you've ever worked it, please provide photos.

futurebird, 4 months ago to random

I remember going to the dentist as a kid and the dated old music from the 70s they always played.

Songs like "Take it Easy"

But, here is the mystery. When I go to the dentist now it's the same music. Doesn't matter what dentist I see or what city. The music is still from the 70s.

Shouldn't it be music from the 00s by now?

Why are all Dentist offices frozen in time??

ptoothfish, 4 months ago to random

2 Factor 2 Authenticated

ptoothfish, 4 months ago to random

me: screaming into the void

The Void: Internal Server Error 500

ptoothfish, 4 months ago to random

“I wish driving was statistically as safe as flying”

a finger on the monkey paw curls

#rpb

ptoothfish, 4 months ago to random

my youngest’s “computer upgrade” plan is that i buy him a new computer and i get his hand-me-down (up?) for spare parts 🫥 who raised this guy??!?

because that’s pretty genius.

ptoothfish, 4 months ago to random

me: please endorse my memo for a squillion dollar initiative

finance: your memo says a squillion, but our system says a squillion and a half

me: pretty sure it’s a squillion, you’re just counting these complex parts of the squillion twice. squillion.

finance: you’re not even counting some simple parts of this squillion and a half once. squillion and a half.

me: agree to disagree

finance: that’s not how this works

me: smokebomb

finance: did you just say smokebomb?

me: ninja dust

ptoothfish, 4 months ago to random

several hundreds of us have just been disgorged from the kapiti line into an unsuspecting Paekakariki as the track north of here has a problem…
there are no busses in sight

how long until we are forced to feed upon the locals?