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robyneatseverything

@robyneatseverything@mastodon.social

Thicc and hungry #SexBlogger. They/them. #Nonbinary. #Agender. #Polyam. #Fat. #NSFW. #Millenial. A romantic slut, writing smut.

A longer, better bio is available on my blog: https://www.robyneatseverything.com

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Anyone familiar with London restaurants, I need help!

It's my nestie's birthday in a couple of months and we're going to be in the capital, so I thought why not have a lovely, special dinner there. Trouble is, I cannot decide where.

Any recommendations for a special, indulgent meal somewhere near Soho or Covent Garden? Their favourite cuisines are Italian, French, and Korean. Preferably not £££ 🙏

robyneatseverything, to random
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I forgot shampoo on this work trip, so just had to wash my hair in foaming antibacterial hand-wash 👍

robyneatseverything,
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NGL, my hair looks awesome

robyneatseverything, to random
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Went to a massive second-hand bookshop and had a 7Up and a Freddo in the cafe, and sometimes life is quite nice.

robyneatseverything,
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@melofthevalley The best way to spend an afternoon 😍

robyneatseverything, to random
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🌟 It's testing time! 🌟

Even though I'm a safe-sex slut, I test every 3 months to make sure everything's good, and to facilitate bareback with lovely, regular partners.

SpenPErotica, to random
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There’s a simple pleasure in writing out my stories, something cathartic about it. If anyone is interested in having a written piece sent to them, let me know.

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robyneatseverything,
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@SpenPErotica These are beautiful!

robyneatseverything,
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@SpenPErotica It really does. I love the words emphasised in gold (is it gold?)

robyneatseverything, to random
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My nestie's girlfriend has requested a tardigrade cake for her birthday (last year, I made a woodlouse one), and if, erm, anyone could help me out with that, I'd be really grateful 🙏

robyneatseverything,
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@coldclimate Basically, yeah!

robyneatseverything, to random
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Yet another reason why I'm voting Green or independent in the general - Labour's abhorrent and humiliating treatment of Diane Abbott.

Everyone involved should be ashamed, though I know they won't be.

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Another day, another reason, another WOC treated appallingly.

Starmer's Labour really are nasty.

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I did a fancy body scan thingy at the gym, and although my body fat % is more butter than person, I have above average lean muscle mass all over 💅💪

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My nestie says it's due to all the sex.

robyneatseverything,
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@SpenPErotica You appear to be far more than kinda fit. Evidence #1 - thighs.

girlonthenet, to random
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I'm doing this tomorrow, and I am so prepared: all my little numbered stickers stuck to the right bits of my bike, pannier packed with things I might need, cycling clothes laid out on the bed so I can grab them in the morning. Now to begin the process of completely shitting myself and wishing I had never signed up to do something even vaguely outside my comfort zone. https://www.ridelondon.co.uk/our-rides/ridelondon-essex-60

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@girlonthenet Have an awesome time!

robyneatseverything, to animals
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She's taken to sleeping on the pillow next to mine every night, which is super cute, but I have to de-fur the bed every morning.

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I've applied for a postal vote as I'm travelling on the day of the general, so a reminder that YOU CAN TOO if you're on holiday or a student or have limited mobility or just can't be arsed to go to a place (totally legit)

https://www.gov.uk/apply-postal-vote

robyneatseverything, to random
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Off out on a first date but I can't wear anything sexy because it's FREEZING 🥶

My tights are this <-------------------> thick

robyneatseverything, to random
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I have a date on Thursday and the guy is very active on social media, so I've blocked out a chunk of my day to do some vetting.

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I was today years old when I realised you could change the distance on Feeld from km to miles and it's changed my life 🌟

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I don't think I'll ever bother going to a creative writing workshop again, every single one has been thoroughly awful

robyneatseverything,
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@Starcross What actually happens in one?

robyneatseverything, to animals
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Both fearsome predator and tiny baby

robyneatseverything, to random
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I just watched Hackers for the first time, and really wish I hadn't.

Great soundtrack though 👌

robyneatseverything,
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@lewdmachines I actually really enjoyed the outfits, particularly Jonny Lee Miller's leg harness/crop top combo 🔥

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