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sass

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Long lost, awanderinโ€™ afloatโ€ฆ Assorted musings.

Find me @ shellsharks.com

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sass, to random
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If you like cool looking #indieweb sites then look no further than @johnnydecimal site https://johnnydecimal.com.

sass,
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@jak2k Thanks! ๐Ÿ˜Š

maria, to random
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Tech journalists, please exhibit the fury that is called for

https://flaminghydra.com/issue-78/

sass,
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mikemcquaid, to random
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New compulsion discovered: while I piss in a Toto urinal I must hum the main riff from Africa.

sass,
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@funnelfiasco @mikemcquaid damn. Wanted to make this joke first ๐Ÿ˜†

sass,
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@funnelfiasco @mikemcquaid Normally I possess the "constantly online-iness" to win such races but I was several hundred toots behind in my timeline since I decided to go to the gym and then scroll through card magic instagram reels all last night ๐Ÿ˜…

noondlyt, to fediverse
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You know what's nice about here...knowing I can criticize and call out any corporation, politician, or wealth hoarder without being suppressed, hidden, etc at the whim of advertisers or megalomaniacs. #Fediverse

sass,
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@noondlyt ๐Ÿ“ฃ๐Ÿ™Œ

sass, to random
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ArcanePigeon, to random
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I just realized that having corn, steak, and fudge brownies for a birthday dinner is an exceedingly southerner thing of me to do...

sass,
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@ArcanePigeon Exceedingly fucking delicious thing for you to do if you ask me...

nixCraft, to random
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Sam Altman suggests that instead of Universal Basic Income, there should be Universal Basic Compute, where everyone gets a share of GPT 7 computing power. But what are we supposed to do with that compute? Does it pay rent? Can I buy groceries or medicine with it? Tech Bro is just saying things to promote ITS LLM. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Full interview here for those who wish to see it https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nSM0xd8xHUM

Sam Altman suggests that instead of Universal Basic Income, there should be Universal Basic Compute, where everyone gets a share of GPT 7 computing power.

sass,
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@nixCraft As a kiiinda tech bro myself let me just say this dude tech bros wayyyy too hard for me. I also hate this AI trend with the fiery might of a 1000 stars ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

nikki, to random
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Android phone just got a new feature.

Audio emoji.

During a call you can choose to play a sound to the other person representing an emoji.

One of them is ๐Ÿ’ฉ

sass,
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@nikki @argv_minus_one about time.

.
..

๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

soren.iverson, to random

iOS notification ticker that doesnโ€™t go away until you read all of them

sass,
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@soren.iverson cursed.

sass, to random
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And I'll say... I miss when Siri was wrong but it was kinda adorable. Now she'll be wrong in a very confident annoying way. https://mastodon.social/@markgurman/112419811733483592

sass, to random
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Totally my #aurora pic. Haters will say it's one of the stock wallpapers from OSX Snow Leopard. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

ThisIsTrue, to random
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My photo, spotted in Amsterdam today. A little something lost in translation.

sass,
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@ThisIsTrue I'd prefer this hat tbh

dave, to random
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What happens when Bluesky runs out of money?

sass,
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@mike @dave selling domains (lol). It's a good question though. The company can't last forever without a monetization and I'd be surprised if ATproto gets any big time adopters. It'll all fizzle in a few years thanks to mass APub adoption and threads taking market share imo.

sass,
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@nopatience @dave true. Sell data to some AI shop is apparently lucrative... ๐Ÿคข

sass, to random
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Kinda wild everything that's happened with Masto/Fedi in the last 18 months (when I came back "in fullโ€)โ€ฆ

  • Huge growth in DAU (because of the โ€œXโ€odus)
  • Tons of new Fedi web/mobile clients were born (e.g. Ivory, Mammoth, Ice Cubes. Phanpy, Trunks, Sora, Mona)
  • Threads begins their journey into the Fediverse
  • Nostr bridges to Fedi via Mostr
  • Bluesky has been bridged to Fedi via BridgyFed

...and a lot more I unfortunately can't fit in the 500 characters vanilla Mastodon afford me (FIX THIS!)

eshumarneedi, to random

This is absolutely psychotic. There are four iPads in the lineup as of now, but four Apple Pencils. Unbelievable.

sass,
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@eshumarneedi Jesus...

sass,
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@EshuMarneedi Yeah no one wants a stylus. We want 4 ๐Ÿ˜!

viticci, to random
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Had to do it

sass,
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@viticci rolls up with an iPad setup better than the one they're announcing ๐Ÿ˜‚

nutjob4life, to random
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SOCIETY: Mothers get their very own day.

ME: What about sharks?

SOCIETY: An entire week.

sass,
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@nutjob4life ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

BathysphereHat, to random
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Wait, is a "hot minute" a long time or a short time?

sass,
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atomicpoet, to bluesky
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So I just tried opting into (https://brid.gy/mastodon/@atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org).

I found it confusing. For one thing, it asks me for my Mastodon account. Though Akkoma uses Mastodonโ€™s API, not all sites recognize this nor support itโ€”I donโ€™t know if BridgyFed would reject.

Secondly, itโ€™s not clear how to opt in. I think I opted in but there was nothing to say โ€œCongrats! People from can see you!โ€

Also, how do I receive posts? Thatโ€™s not apparent to me.

@fediversenews

sass,
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@atomicpoet @fediversenews @<bsky handle>(@)bsky.brid.gy

So my bridged handle here is @shellsharks.com@bsky.brid.gy ๐Ÿ‘

sass,
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byte, to random
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Mastodon users be like

sass,
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@byte @argv_minus_one this needs to be a #FediCard

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