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I post the appropriate number of pictures of clouds.

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"I just assume Alex Checkervest watches 90% ghost stories and old dark house movies" -- Thomas

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Touk's on fire this afternoon

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Amazon's asking the important questions about Tom Bombadil, a character notoriously not interested in getting involved or caring any about larger drama than getting lilies for his wife or singing a silly little tune or bringing hobbits over for dinner:

“We started thinking, What does he care about? And how can that be a doorway to drama?”

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It’s a lovely morning in the village and you are a flock of 100 feral chickens

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Met a friend out in the yard

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75%?????

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All the lizards being out reminds me of the guy in my freshman geometry class who started every class out by unscrewing a plastic soda bottle with holes punched into it and releasing an anole who would climb up onto his shoulder. he'd then put his head down on his desk and sleep for the whole class while the lizard looked alert and faced the board. he aced every single test and we all decided the lizard took notes for him

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This work of art is called “too many spiders” and it is going on my work cork board immediately, I love that this very small child has given me so many spider drawings

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A coworker set a giant envelope on my desk with 200+ stickers in it and told me I could pick any of them I wanted, but warned me that some of them were nasty but it wasn't his fault because he'd ordered them as a pack of random stickers on Amazon. I regret to inform you that I could not find any nasty ones

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Watching a lot of old movies and reading a lot of detective novels as a kid definitely made me think I'd be doing a lot more with microfiche in my daily life

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You can retroactively insert "All Star" into any movie at any point you'd like, where are you putting it?

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Good morning, it's my birthday! Birthdays on the first day of the work week should be illegal!!!

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Timon???

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Good morning! I got to my desk and found a cicada just hanging out on it

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Huh, it always looks larger in the movies

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I love this little vase

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I've had that "I'm sorry Ms Jackson (Oooooh)/ I am four eels" tweet stuck in my head for weeks now and I may never escape it

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As someone who has really struggled with wanting to look in control and like I know what I’m doing at all times it is wild how much you can get done just by walking into somewhere and saying “Hi I have no idea how to do this, can you help me??” This is a cheat code I wish I’d known sooner

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If you're not serenading your cat with an over the top rendition of Phantom's "Music of the Night" are you even a real cat owner

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I have packed and unpacked the box of the last group of little guys three times tonight and if I have to do it again I will scream

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I helped my mom clear out a bunch of boxes this weekend and found an absolute artifact

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I'm forcing myself to knock down my watchlist a little bit this spring by hitting shuffle and taking the first film it gives me and adding it to a list, it's uhhh eclectic

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Breaking my "only one interaction with the Moby Dick bot a day" rule, alas

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I went outside to check on things and my extremely simple pinhole viewer works extremely well, very exciting

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