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noodlejetski

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technology hipster.
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stfn, to random
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It just hit me: how do creationists explain the existence of dogs? Especially the fact that there are different breeds of dogs.

noodlejetski,
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@stfn buk tak chciał

noodlejetski, to random Polish
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na wczorajszym Marszu Równości we Wrocławiu szli ludzie z tęczowym bannerem reprezentując Pyszne.pl, więc - pomijając dyskusję o pinkwashingu - jest niezerowa szansa że homofoby zbulwersują się, zbojkotują, i zdechną z głodu

noodlejetski, to wroclaw Polish
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#wroclaw #Pride

jwz, (edited ) to random
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Before they will let me publish a new release of XScreenSaver on the "Play" [sic] store, Google, the most rapacious privacy violator ever, insists that a screensaver have a privacy policy.

This is where you come in!

I'd like this policy to be a series of bullet points: "Unlike Google, XScreenSaver will not [Thing.] An endless, concise catalog of their sins.

I need both your snark AND a link supporting your snark. It's critical for the joke to land. Include both.

GO!!

https://jwz.org/b/ykUc

noodlejetski,
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@jwz unlike Google, XScreenSaver won't deny you access to your entire digital life and report you to police for taking and sending a doctor a picture of your child's medical condition https://www.nytimes.com/2022/08/21/technology/google-surveillance-toddler-photo.html

noodlejetski,
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@jwz and a paywallless link: https://www.theverge.com/2022/8/21/23315513/google-photos-csam-scanning-account-deletion-investigation

rysiek, (edited ) to infosec
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Lukewarm take:

When I see general* "security advice" that mentions "do not use public WiFi" or "use a VPN", I am immediately suspicious about all other advice offered.

Yes, a decade ago that was a consideration, because most sites were not using HTTPS. Credentials were flying cleartext on the wire.

Today, almost all sites use HTTPS. Doesn't mean the risk is zero, but it's way lower.

*) "general" meaning "without a very specific threat model in mind", meant for general public, etc.

noodlejetski,
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@rysiek on the other hand, not security related - many ISPs in Poland offer a discount (and actually show the discounted price as the main one, with some additional fine print) if you consent to having your traffic analysed for marketing. the WiFi in my apartment is provided by the company owning the building, and I'm willing to bet they agreed to every offer by the ISP. I'd probably rather have them analyze my interests in connecting to Mullvad servers than how often I order food online...

gamingonlinux, to godot
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Fight the devs of Fishards*, if you win - it goes open source! Lose and it's deleted from Steam https://www.gamingonlinux.com/2024/06/fight-the-devs-of-fishards-if-you-win-it-goes-open-source-lose-and-its-deleted-from-steam/

*In the game, obviously

noodlejetski,
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@gamingonlinux sure sure, in the game, totally

noodlejetski, to random Polish
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po raz pierwszy życiu u fryzjera byłem raczony small talkiem. bardzo ambiwalentne uczucia, bo z jednej strony small talk i rozmowa z innym człowiekiem, fujka, a z drugiej strony pani tak ślicznie delikatnie zaciągała po ukraińsku, omg

vagina_museum, to random
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It's been a while since we've shown you a weird fad in medieval Christian art, so here's one you might enjoy - Lactatio Bernardi: The Lactation of St Bernard.

Date unknown, courtesy of Bodleian Library.

noodlejetski,
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@vagina_museum words "laser precision" come to mind while looking at this one.

noodlejetski, (edited ) to random
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so if I'm looking at this correctly, 80% of the voting MEPs were for indiscriminate scanning of all our messages: https://mepwatch.eu/9/vote.html?v=167712

this is fun :/

noodlejetski, to random
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oh hey, new Balkan Beat Box album released!

oh no, they're now doing that generic "slow hip hop beat with autotuned vocals" thing

oh no no no honey no

noodlejetski, (edited )
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man, I miss the time when they were unique, energetic and fun. I love everything about this video: https://yt.elonego.com/watch?v=wcVCs3MDBvI

thatmanmatt, to random
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I need a way to remember how mnemonic is pronounced.

noodlejetski,
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@thatmanmatt a mnemonic has one collar but two sleeves

noodlejetski,
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@thatmanmatt wait no that's not necessary

noodlejetski, to random
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I've bought new shorts a few days ago, so of course it's been cold and rainy all the time since the moment of the purchase.

kalisz79, to random Polish
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Nie jest wykluczonym, że otrę się w nieodległej przyszłości przez moment o Opole. Co się robi w Opolu?

noodlejetski,
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@kalisz79 przesiada

echo_pbreyer, to random German
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🇩🇪Heute berät die zuständige Arbeitsgruppe im Rat der EU über den neuesten, wahnwitzigen #Chatkontrolle-Vorschlag. Mit dem Konzept “#Uploadmoderation” sollen User jetzt erpresst werden:

Entweder, du erteilst der Totalüberwachung per Chatkontrolle deine “Zustimmung” oder du darfst keine Photos, Videos und Links mehr teilen.

Wir #Piraten sagen „Nein!“ zur Chatkontrolle. Gerade jetzt braucht es starke #digitaleFreiheitskämpfer im Europaparlament. Unterstütze uns mit deiner Stimme bei der #Europawahl!

https://www.patrick-breyer.de/chatkontrolle-blockade-wackelt-chatkontrolle-verweigerer-sollen-mit-foto-und-linkverbot-bestraft-werden/
#PiratenWählen

noodlejetski,
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@echo_pbreyer I've already posted my concerns during the "share your voice" period when the draft was introduced, and sent an email to my representative a while ago. is there anything more I can do, other than the genetic "spread the word"?

kalisz79, to random Polish
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"Adelphopoiesis (gr. ἀδελφοποίησις od ἀδελφός „brat” i ποίησις „tworzenie”, scs. bratotvorenije, łac. ordo ad fratres faciendum) lub pobratymstwo – braterstwo duchowe lub duchowa adopcja, usankcjonowany prawnie i obrzędowo związek między osobami tej samej płci w Kościele prawosławnym i Kościele katolickim."

https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adelphopoiesis

noodlejetski,
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@kalisz79
> Sytuacja historyczna adelphopoiesis nie jest całkowicie wyjaśniona

nie no, byli współlokatorami xD

thatmanmatt, to random
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My “special offers” as listed by the Zalando app:

• air force one sneakers
• socks
• socks
• socks
• sweatpants shorts
• multipack t-shirts
• socks
• socks
• socks
• air jordan trainers
• tommy hilfiger slip-ons
• multipack t-shirts…

… wait, rewind a bit: tommy hilfiger slip-ons? 🤢 never in my life would I have thought of, searched for, clicked on or in any other way desired these.

noodlejetski,
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@thatmanmatt the more I see Tommy Hilfiger's logo plastered everyheckingwhere, the less likely I am to purchase anything from them, ever.

echo_pbreyer, to random German
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🇩🇪Das Bündnis gegen #Chatkontrolle nimmt den neuesten Entwurf zutreffend als #Massenüberwachung auseinander ("gescannt oder gesperrt werden") und warnt vor "Folgen bald auf unser aller Geräte": https://chat-kontrolle.eu/index.php/2024/05/31/gescannt-oder-gesperrt-werden/

Ihr wollt Widerstand am Verhandlungstisch? Wählt #Piraten!

noodlejetski,
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@echo_pbreyer how many times has this thing already been rejected, twice? god I wish they stopped trying already.

RickiTarr, to random
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One of the things I love is when a noob starts watching Trek shows for the first time, and they're like, This is so silly, it's ridiculous, that guy turned into a lizard and impregnated his captain, that lady got possessed by a sex ghost that belonged to her grandma, the captain is sorting a room full of floofy guinea pigs, the ship runs on mushrooms, this theme song makes no sense, and I'm just like Yeah, isn't it great?! You either get it or you don't, I don't know what to tell you.

noodlejetski,
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@RickiTarr all I'm hearing is that it's a lot like Greek mythology

thatmanmatt, to animals
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Lawnmeower.

noodlejetski,
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@thatmanmatt it's a fashion thing you wouldn't understand

matt, to mastodon
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Have there been any exciting updates to the range of Mastodon apps lately? 🤔

I feel like a lot of app development - on iOS especially - has either slowed or halted, but happy to be proven wrong. 😅

I’m really looking forward to @ivory introducing the ability to ‘Browse other instances’. 👽

noodlejetski,
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@matt @ivory it's a sign of the maturing ecosystem, isn't it? most of the major apps are now feature complete compared to the website, so instead of new stuff being constantly added, there's more of polishing and refining :)

noodlejetski, to foss
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okay, it's a slow part of my 24 h shift, so it's finally time to make a thread about the apps that I use on my phone, most of them obtainable through @fdroidorg . I've trawled through its repositories many times over years, and managed to find a bunch of great software fitting my needs, so hopefully someone finds this useful as well.

noodlejetski, (edited )
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Audire - https://github.com/alexmercerind/audire

a music recognition app. uses AUDD and Shazam database, and works great. there's no ads, no distractions, no subscription pushes. when you launch the app, you're greeted with a big mic button encouraging you to press it, and upon recognition will show a simple page with links to Spotify and Youtube. completely replaced Shazam and SoundHound for me.

noodlejetski, to queer
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!!! IMPORTANT UPDATE !!!

#Pride #Wroclaw

noodlejetski,
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you learn something new every year
#wrocław #Pride

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