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Rojodi

@Rojodi@mastodon.online

Old guy into books, NASCAR, and other nerd stuff

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https://www.ggrecon.com/articles/hades-aphrodite-controversy-leads-to-gamers-fixing-her/ TIL incels think Aphrodite's design in "looks like a man's face." facepalm

Rojodi,
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@toplesstopics Inceks need to get out of the basements

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I'm editing a super-cropped version of the six-year-old video we did where my husband described his process and omg looking at my then-newborn while he sweetly breastfeeds is giving me all the maternal feels...so enraging that even something as wholesome as this gets banned on mainstream social media and in public as "sexually explicit nudity" just for having female nipples visible, yes even on the sites that claim to allow breastfeeding photos and videos, as hundreds of posts on my banned screenshots page proves 🙃 https://www.toplesstopics.org/banned

(You can watch the "patriarchy-unapproved" uncensored version of the video already on my site at https://www.toplesstopics.org/snipped , as long as a little bit of female nipple doesn't make you scream and run for the hills 🤪

Image: slightly visible nonsexual female nipple while my newborn was breastfeeding

Rojodi,
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@toplesstopics If the Pilgrims did NOT run out of beer and landed first in what's Provincetown, we'd not be so shamed into frank discussions about vasectomies while a wife breastfeeds!

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The levels of bullshit you have to swallow to believe a bunch of cis white frat boys wearing American flag-themed fashion accessories are aggressively harassing anti- genocide protestors as a "fIgHt AgAiNsT aNtIsEmItIsM" ("fight against antisemitism) 🤪
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6g58HwuY0s/?igsh=MWVqYXkzc3Z0b2gwZw==

Rojodi,
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@toplesstopics White frat boys in the South making racial gestures towards a black woman was championed on the Xitter by a MS Congressman

toplesstopics, to random
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Trying to watch for the first time and... Holy shit is this movie rushed 😑 even overlooking the plot holes and ridiculous defiance of physics, there's no time to get to know any of the characters... Which I guess doesn't matter as much since they all fit their cliche archetype to a T 😒 at least it's pretty, but that's about literally all it has going for it.

Rojodi,
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@toplesstopics It was one of the most frustrating movies I've watched. Physics?

toplesstopics, to random
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I should've just canceled all my streams for this week while my kids are off school for "spring break," because trying to work from home with a five and seven year old fighting, screaming, breaking things, etc is hell 🙃

Rojodi,
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@toplesstopics That balance of giving them attention and getting work done is always the curse for working-from-home parents

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I didn't actually get to the "nude" part of what I'm drawing and the kids are coming home any minute so I'm gonna stream at https://www.twitch.tv/cerigotgame now for a while. 🙂

Rojodi,
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@toplesstopics Boys are just soooooo accomadating to mommy when she's drawing, aren't they? LOL

toplesstopics, to random
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so the kids came home with flyers announcing that TONIGHT is a dinner benefit thing at a restaurant where the school gets half the profit for a set time and they were very excited about it, but my seven year old immediately took his clothes off as per usual...I said "why are you getting naked if we're going out for dinner?" and he replied "that's hoourrs away, I have pleeenty of time!" My kid is definitely a nudist XD

Rojodi,
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@toplesstopics Ha ha and probably one of the quickest in the house to get dressed as well LOL

toplesstopics, to random
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In today's edition of "jerk-off jobs" at the mall...

(I'll add alt text when I'm not walking around the mall chasing after my kids)

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Rojodi,
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@toplesstopics Pull out the chalk, make lines near the cars, and write "Asshole Parking"

toplesstopics, to random
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Sometimes I'll try to convince non-computer-programmer people on mainstream social media to give Mastodon a try because I'm a masochist who loves wasting my time.

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toplesstopics, (edited ) to feminism
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Lamenting with my #photographer friend how effing stupid and nonsensical the rules for places like #stripe and #paypal are for what counts as "porn" or not (not to mention the #patriarchy version of #censorship as it applies to #freeTheNipple )

#topFreedom #topFreeEquality #toplessEquality #feminism #genderEquality #equalrights #equalityforall #sexism #misogyny

Rojodi,
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@toplesstopics Geez. The associate Art professor I worked for when she did artsy nudes would be call a pornographer immediately by these companies

How effing stupid!!

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Finally doing my civic duty to vote in the Nov 7 local Washington elections and as per usual, I can find shit-all about a bunch of the candidates, even promotional posts put out by their own team. I'm trying to be a responsible voter, but like, even putting in the extra effort to research that very, very few voters will bother with (not to mention the 2/3rds of the country that doesn't bother to vote at all [not counting those in underserved areas where voting is made especially difficult for low-income people]) they make it very very hard? Not even so much as a Facebook page for the candidates, which considering they're almost all boomers you'd think they'd at least have. 😠

Rojodi,
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@toplesstopics For mayor, I am voting for the Democrat. Why? Because he came to the house! The Repubs are running some rich asshole who's done nothing but bitch, piss, whine, and moan how bad the city is without offering any solutions.

"Trust me," should be his tag line!

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Me, a femme person, posting a selfie of me doing anything, anything at all, to Instagram:

Idiot pornbots flooding my comments: WAUW 😍😍❤️❤️🥰😘😘💋 sexy mom! So beautiful! Be my wife I love u HOT 🔥🔥🔥❤️❤️💋

If you think it makes a woman feel good to get shit like this unless she's specifically soliciting comments on her appearance, for instance, "do I look good in this?" then let me assure you, it does not.

JUST LET WOMEN EXIST WITHOUT FEELING COMPELLED TO PRONOUNCE YOUR JUDGEMENT ON WHETHER SHE'S FUCKABLE OR NOT. JESUS CHRIST ON A CRACKER. LEAVE US ALONE.

Rojodi,
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@toplesstopics I try to be aware that I shouldn't comment on how my coworkers look, unless they look like death warmed over.

Working in healthcare does make it easy to say "You okay? You don't look well."

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love when you make the most off-hand remark about having kids and a stranger replies with YEAH KIDS ARE AWFUL WHY WOULD YOU EVER HAVE ANY

and this is why I have given up on making millenial-or-younger friends, lol.

Rojodi,
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@toplesstopics Kids are the leading cause of gray hair in parents LOL

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I'm having one of those "bought a ton of fresh groceries with plans to make a big home cooked meal, but by the time I got home I'm too tired to make it" moments right now.

Rojodi,
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@toplesstopics This is great practice for when the boys get older, and you're running a diner, need to make more than one meal LOL

toplesstopics, to random
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Just watched Guardians of the Galaxy 3...
..
...
Why were they so mean to Mantis the whole time 🤬

Rojodi,
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@toplesstopics I need to watch it

toplesstopics, to queer
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Apparently it's week? I feel like I should go kiss a girl to prove I'm not straight.

because I have to deal with because obviously if I'm married to a man, I can't REALLY be gay. 🙃

Rojodi,
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@toplesstopics Wife's heard that, too, "There's no such thing as bisexuality. You're just a confused lesbian." 🙃

toplesstopics, to random
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lol i just watched three different video game trailers for stuff on sale on steam right now and all three used Tchaikovsky's "waltz of the flowers" (you know it if you hear it). Get some new material, guys (and don't let it be Hall of the Mountain King)

Rojodi,
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@toplesstopics Snob!! 😂

toplesstopics, to Starfield
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is on game pass so I decided to try it out... I've been at it for about half an hour, and so far I've spent maybe five minutes walking, and all the rest has just been standing there waiting for npcs to stop talking to each other. Abysmally boring way to start a video game. Far worse than even previous Bethesda games.

Rojodi,
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@toplesstopics It's being advertised to death on some of the writing websites I frequent.

toplesstopics, to random
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I'M HOME! finally home to my dark, stinky, dirty, pet-filled home, but at least it's home... Maybe now if/when the kids finally return to school (it was supposed to be Wednesday but now the teachers are striking so who knows) I can put more effort into house cleaning... Maybe livestream naked while I do it so I'm at least "making content" 😂 (I'm kidding... At least about the naked part. Hey there are twitch and tiktok streams of just people working in a pizza kitchen or typing onto a laptop [without showing the screen] with hundreds of people concurrently watching, so why not?)

For now, I'm heating premade calzone for dinner, and catching up on news clips while the kids promptly trash their room with the large Lego Space Needle Model they chose from the gift store. I'm really glad all I have scheduled tomorrow is the back to school night in the evening... Matthew has work right away, but he says there are projects he's eager to get back to anyway.

Rojodi,
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@toplesstopics Welcome home without committing filicide.

toplesstopics, to Meme
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Made a based on a rant with a friend. It really drives me up the wall that the ONLY place I can post NONSEXUAL female are places that allow "full body sexually explicit " like sites (no hate to sex workers, it's just infuriating that in the eyes of American culture, "female nipples" = "full body nudity" = "sexually explicit"), alternative platforms like / that I jokingly say "no one uses" (except, you know, the legions of infosec nerds who would much rather be talking about ruby-python-activitypub-compsci-whatever-other-programmer-type-terms than the crazy radical notion that "female-looking nipples" should be allowed anywhere "male-looking nipples" are ;p)
and "anything goes" " " platforms where you're sharing space with nazis, conspiracy theorists, and other such deplorables (:

Please feel free to download this and post it to your own apps! (Seriously, PLEASE DO....when my posts aren't outright , they're all so that they don't show up in any "recommended" feeds or search results, so I'm utterly depending on OTHER PEOPLE to share my content for anyone new to find it. 🙏

Rojodi,
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@toplesstopics I just love how the Conservatives are on each and every site mentioned, there to tell you how you're ruining your life AND how hot you look.

toplesstopics, to random
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As someone whose primary short video-watching time is in bed with my sleeping husband next to me, it pisses me off how many creators, even many big ones, don't bother adding captions to their videos. Crimany, tiktok will auto-caption the videos for you, and as long as it's not too noisy, it does a fairly good job... Would three more button presses really break your finger??

Rojodi,
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@toplesstopics Laziness!

toplesstopics, to random
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It's astounding to me how many people (usually men) argue that women can't have "or men will commit more sexual abuse against them." I mean wow, what an argument. God forbid we ever place the onus of self control on MEN, instead of making sure our girls stay chaste and unappealing! (as if even countries where women are required to cover themselves head to toe aren't also full of sexual assault)

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8L35uNy/

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@toplesstopics "Rape is always a woman's fault" and "Men cheat because women tease them" are two of the excuses I've heard when discussing and with other semi-pro writers. And it comes from women, too.

Rojodi,
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@toplesstopics Always!

toplesstopics, to random
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My husband keeps turning our new ac in the bedroom on at night, but then sleeps with a blanket... If it's that cold, stop turning on the ac? 🤨

Rojodi,
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@toplesstopics I've given up on my wife. She wants the window open, for fresh air, when it's 80 degrees in the bedroom and humid!

toplesstopics, to queer
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The perfect example of ... A stand of window decals at the Clark County selling various and themed decals right next to pro-police brutality "let's go Brandon" and "all aboard the Trump train" garbage 🤢

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@toplesstopics Of course, selling to both sides!

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