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qurlyjoe

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social

Retired git on Colorado’s Front Range. I take photos of birds and critters and flowers and mountains and skies I was a failure at that other place. My only followers were apparently pornbots. Photos are my own. Jokes and memes, not so much. I will boost alt-texted photos. Avi = here’s lookin at you. https://justmytoots.com/@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social searchable Striving inconsistently to be inconsistently inconsistent.

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stux, to random
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The humor :blobcatlaugh:

A dude paints over his nose to make it look like a smoll mouth. Puts on a bandanna to cover his mouth and results in a super funny face

dgar, to random
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Don't anthropomorphize computers.

They hate that.

coloradosun, to random
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The goal of these permanent housing projects, which come with no strings attached for residents, is to not just change lives, but to also save public money.

https://coloradosun.com/2024/06/05/housing-homelessness-mental-health/

Alice, to random
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When I was in high school, I REALLY wanted to take Photography but there was an additional materials fee and my parents couldn't afford it so I took Wood Shop instead.

As a result, I have a completely uneducated eye when it comes to taking photos and I'm probably breaking a lot of rules that I don't care about, but at least I can make an ugly clock out of a 2x4.

Bad photos can be found here:
@Alice

Ugly clocks are coming soon to my Etsy shop.

ElleGray, to random
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If I was a university prof and a student's parent contacted me demanding that I change their grade I would get my mom to write back to them & tell them to leave me alone

GrimmReality, (edited ) to random
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I realize it is less than meritocratic and doesn't carry any real weight in legislative power but it is kind of cool Marge Green has become the face of the Republican Party because literally no one in congress knows less about the world and how anything works, gets quite as infuriated at concepts she doesn't remotely understand, and vomits semi-verbal hate with the same random apoplectic fury at anyone for the merest slight, like, say, they got the parking spot she wanted at Hobby Lobby.

It's like they were working on a new mascot but had to keep going with the collateral designs so they just left a space marked "cartoon Dogpatch neo-Nazi Karen goes here" and then a flourish of music played and she strode right in from the wooded glade where a burning cross still flickered behind her.

skinnylatte, to random
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It’s not lost on me that many electeds in San Francisco are simply latching on to the first available Chinese American person, usually conservative, and then saying all Chinese Americans want tough on crime pro-police politicians like them (and ignoring other types of people who do not want those things)

skinnylatte,
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I can’t even get 4 Chinese people to agree on what’s the best wanton noodles, I can’t believe politicians believe we are all the same

unclepj, to random
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This could be us right now, but you playin’.

fatsam, to random
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After 2000, lots of people sneered that the Y2K bug had been a big nothing, massively overhyped.

They were idiots. If the vast amount of Y2K remediation that took place hadn't, planes might well have fallen from the sky, nuclear power plants might well have melted down. I worked on two projects myself to fix bad 2 digit dates.

We get to the other side of the current Nazi infestation, the same idiots are going to say, "See, you were just hysterical."

HonDuMuc, to streetphotography
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Hair wash.

DemocracySpot, to photography
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📷 Thunderstorm, July 2023.

RickiTarr, to random
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These dudes are saying they can't believe women would choose the bear, and then threaten Assault and Violence on women for choosing said bear.

LRRRonEarth, (edited )
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@RickiTarr

OUR FRIEND MOOSE COP WOULDN'T TRUCK WITH THIS MALE BULLSHIT:

[EDIT: I CAME HERE LOOKING FOR DUDES TO BLOCK AND THEY DID NOT DISAPPOINT]

#moosecop

LRRRonEarth, to random
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I AM GOING TO PUT A VIRTUAL HUG OFFER ON THE TABLE FOR ANYONE WHOSE DAD DID NOT GIVE THEM THE LOVE AND SUPPORT THEY DESERVE. I AM VERY FATHERLY.

the_etrain, to random
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This guy's hanging out by my porch light, like it's bug smorgasbord or something.

dizzy,
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@the_etrain
Help them out. Make them a tiny ledge, so they can relax while helping keep the big population down. 🐸

marc_w, to random
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DemocracySpot, to random
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📷 #SilentSunday

#FediversalPictures

jensclasen, to random German
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Hello people of the US, Germany here.

We have a bit of experience with a convicted felon and radical right-wing extremist becoming leader of our country.

Our advice: Don't do it.

SmudgeTheInsultCat, to random
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StefanThinks, to random
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Welcome to the internet, where people post “unpopular opinions” and then get upset that their opinion is unpopular.

StillIRise1963, to random
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Alvin Bragg was ELECTED. Trump was found GUILTY. DO NOT FUCKING TELL ME THAT ELECTIONS DON’T MATTER!

emmreef, (edited ) to random
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How many rage shitposts will he do between now and the morning?

LikeItOrLumpIt, to random
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Unadulterated schadenfuckingfreude

NIH_LLAMAS, to random
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People are pointing out that Trump has been convicted on covfefe day.

ukuku, to random
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Wonder what flag is flying from Alito’s house tonight?

johnlray, to random
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Today would be a great day to commit $34 to helping Democrats http://flipthe.house in November!

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