Philadelphia Phillies

stumblewyk,
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Imagine not being a fan. Imagine how unfun your life would be having to root against Bryce Harper, JT Realmuto, Alec Bohm, Brandon Marsh, Bryson Stott, Ranger Suarez, and Zack Wheeler. Just imagine how miserable an existence that would be.

@baseball

josh,
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@stumblewyk @baseball The struggle is real in MontCo. :padres:

stumblewyk,
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@josh @baseball MontCo represent though, right?

stumblewyk,
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Greetings from Citizen's Bank Park! (Hi Chase ♥️ u forever)

#Phillies #Mets #RingTheBell #Baseball #MLB
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stumblewyk,
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@baseball Dammit Taijuan.

stumblewyk,
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@baseball dammit Taijuan pt. 2

Chrisblue,
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As my bride @LinuxAndYarn said, Harper's gonna be a hell of a manager someday.
The Phillies&; young core has helped form MLB&;s deepest roster. Just like Bryce Harper wanted. https://www.inquirer.com/phillies/phillies-roster-record-lineup-bryce-harper-20240515.html

LinuxAndYarn,
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@Chrisblue Not just manager, I was talking general manager. He'd excel at both, but you were telling me about how Harper went to the front office and told them they needed to concentrate on the daycare and farm system. That's a GM's bread and butter right there.

sjharder,
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Aaron Nola of the just threw a 4 hit complete game shutout of the . Struck out 8 with no walks. 103 pitches.
Talk about a throwback.

stevenray,
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@sjharder I love to see that kind of thing. Wish it happened more often.

kpwags,
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Aaron Nola with the complete game shutout! beat the 4-0! Go Phils!

davidtoddmccarty,
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My granddaughter, and her school choir, are performing the national anthem tonight at the Phillies game. The whole family went to show their support.

This is our youngest grandson, sporting a Phillies hat, tee and cowboy boots, like the good hillbilly he doesn’t know he is. What a piece of work.

#phillies #mlb #RingTheBell

davidtoddmccarty,
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@bleakfuture That boy is confident.

bleakfuture,
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@davidtoddmccarty next time I’m nervous I’m going to pretend I’m him. Probably won’t switch my shoes but everything else.

stumblewyk,
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stumblewyk,
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@baseball and yes, I do own this tee.

LinuxAndYarn,
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After some scares while sweeping the worst team in the NL, the enjoy their second shutout in three games, against the team with the worst record in all of baseball this year.

waltman,
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@LinuxAndYarn And we did it wearing the worst uniforms in all of baseball!

LinuxAndYarn,
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@waltman Oh, no, the Giants and Rangers managed to do worse.

https://ftw.usatoday.com/lists/mlb-city-connect-jerseys-ranked-2024

LinuxAndYarn,
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The revealed their uniforms today, and now I really feel cheated by what the got.

Of course, people in Queens will be like "black pin stripes? WTF? Yankees suck!"

mttaggart,

@LinuxAndYarn The Phils' CC uni is growing on me, but I do wish it had more Philly in it. The bridge on that hat is super good.

But let's be honest; we all just want the powder blues back for good.

LinuxAndYarn,
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@mttaggart And the burgundy.

The palette of the city connect uniforms isn't bad, and I like the hat and the skyline, but the typography just turns them into a shitshow. At best it looks like someone tried to make a font based on the BONER 4EVER graffiti on the Beury building, out of masking tape.

(and it turns out Boner is from Brooklyn and only came down to write. https://billypenn.com/2020/02/19/the-true-story-behind-phillys-famous-boner-4ever-graffiti/)

mellofone,

Yeah it's all fun times until the damned bullpen starts warming up.

LinuxAndYarn,
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@mellofone Dang, please wait until the fourth inning to bring out the doomsaying.

stumblewyk,
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This umpire is a garbage person and deserves to be replaced by a robot. Preferably mid-game. @baseball

Bertrecords,
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@stumblewyk @baseball I didn't see the game in question, but agree anyway. Missed ball strike calls and makeup calls happen regularly because it is hard for humans to ump. Let technology do it.

Chrisblue,
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I had that thought.
Are the Phillies' early problems as simple as a missing Rhys Hoskins?
https://thatballsouttahere.com/posts/phillies-early-problems-simple-missing-rhys-hoskins

LinuxAndYarn,
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@Chrisblue It was easy to think that when Hoskins was beating up on the Mets at the same time the Phils were getting pasted by Atlanta, but the article makes some good points, several more than my "Hoskins really only played first base and we can't carry two" note.

SoupGod228,
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Wow, these actually look great

stumblewyk,
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@SoupGod228 Yeah, I'll be honest, when I saw the jersey leak I HATED it. Seeing it with the hat and the pants...fuck, I'm in.

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

acm_redfox,
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@SoupGod228 I don't get it.

olliethewobbly,
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WHY CAN'T WE HAVE A NORMAL OPENING DAY?

olliethewobbly,
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@LinuxAndYarn I THOUGHT WE STOPPED OUR BLOWN SAVES WHEN WE TRADED KIMBREL

LinuxAndYarn,
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@olliethewobbly Oh, you sweet Spring child.

Conville,
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I have no idea why the Braves took out Strider and I have no idea why the took out Wheeler.

LinuxAndYarn,
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Is the stadium PA playing Joan Jett's "I Hate Myself for Loving You" during batting practice a little too on the nose?

jewishreader,
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@LinuxAndYarn Listen, I'm a Mets fan, so we're on a different level of masochism.

LinuxAndYarn,
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@jewishreader

My wife was a Mets fan despite growing up in the Bronx. They're her second-place love now.

I saw one game at Shea when I lived in New York and working after graduation. (CCNY alum!) A coworker from Poland asked whether we'd see hooligans at a Mets-Marlins game and I told him it was unlikely.

But then someone walked past us wearing a Yankees jersey and the "Yankees suck!" chant went through the crowd....

"Pavel, this might be your chance!"

LinuxAndYarn,
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Larry Bowa catching the first pitch from Charlie Manuel has me tearing up.

YakyuNightOwl,
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@LinuxAndYarn Charlie Manuel beat up a Russian hockey team when he was playing for the Swallows in Japan. Okay. Slight exaggeration. Loved him as kid when he was a Bevos skipper. One of the greatest characters in the history of baseball.

SoupGod228,
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Does anyone know any contractors that can make a brick wall for me to run through?
@baseball
https://youtu.be/GlaHXSyZZ6s?si=SvRsSJc_pboaYv6I

stumblewyk,
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@SoupGod228 @baseball it's soooooo good

stumblewyk,
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Happy Opening Day, even if my Phillies aren't actually opening today. Baseball is BACK, baby! @baseball
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xq3hEMUeBGQ

zorn,
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@stumblewyk @baseball I think it is law you must play this song today.

stumblewyk,
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@zorn @baseball I know a guy who didn't listen to Centerfield on Opening Day back in 2012. He's STILL sitting in a federal detention center.

UrquhartMP,
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Watching and first Spring Training game.

All is well. Baseball is back.

SoupGod228,
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What is this score 💀🤣

stumblewyk,
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Whit Merrifield to the Phillies? Works for me. Veteran guy, can play multiple positions, sparing workload for regulars. Multiple thumbs up. @baseball

sendtherunners,
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@stumblewyk @baseball

He was quite useful for us in Toronto for the first 2/3 of last season, but brace yourself for some of the softest contact you've ever seen. He was much better in the OF than we expected.

stumblewyk,
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@sendtherunners @baseball He doesn't need to hit the ball hard. We've got enough guys that swing out of their shoes already. :)

stumblewyk,
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stumblewyk,
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Typography: The font is God-awful, and conjecture is that the "lightning bolt"-esque font is a nod to Benjamin Franklin. Maybe. It's still horrible.

Overall: I'm not a fan. It looks like someone at Nike just can't give up on that the early 2000s aesthetic, and I'll pass, tyvm.

(2/2)

LinuxAndYarn,
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@stumblewyk That's not lighting, it's masking tape. The color scheme is the only thing vaguely right. Sure, put a bell in LOVE, but why does the V look like a U? The player names look like generic iron-on transfers.

We could only hope to get one as cool as the WSH cherry blossoms or Houston's NASA-inspured Space City gear, but we def deserved better than this.

My one hope is that this is an April Fool's troll and not a leak of the real thing.

SoupGod228,
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Kimbrel is gone 🦀

zorn,
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SoupGod228,
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Does anyone have any context on the Phillies trading Nick Castellanos rumors?

SoupGod228,
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@stumblewyk Just in general

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