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rustyfish, to reddit in r/place extension going as expected
@rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar

Germany dashing eastwards. Some things never change.

Oakholm,

Gave me a good chuckle

hal_5700X,
@hal_5700X@lemmy.world avatar

Traditions.

arandomthought, to 196 in meta rule

Okay that logo is dope tho

SayJess, to traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns in we need more people like this
@SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

My best friend’s husband is very protective of me. We were at a friend’s house eating and drinking, when someone who we had not met came over. This guy was a friend of the host, and was already a bit drunk. I introduced myself to him, Tên tôi là Jessica. I really only know a few sentences in VN, but I try. Yeah, what is your real name? I respond Jessica. He asks over and over, meanwhile I can see the rage building in bestie’s husband. Finally, Anh says Her name is Jessica! You got a problem with that!? The asshole then gets real quiet. I knew in that moment that Anh was about to pound this drunk asshole into the ground, because the belligerent and aggressive asshole would not leave me alone.

The screen cap that was posted may be fake, who knows? But I remember that moment, from like 5 or so years ago, vividly. It was that very moment that I realized that they were not friends—they were the family that chose me.

Not sure why I am sharing this 😅

S_204,

Thanks for sharing it.

SayJess,
@SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

🙂

zoomshoes,

Yeah I believe your story way more than I believe OP’s story, for whatever that’s worth

SayJess,
@SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Thank you!

Cruxifux, to memes in look what they're feeding our children!!1!

It’s hysterical to me that for some of you this enters your threshold for what you consider a “political meme”

newIdentity,

It literally has LIBERAL in the title

Cruxifux,

Yes, I find it funny that using the word liberal in any context is too much politics for some people.

newIdentity,

But this is literally about “left vs right”

Cruxifux,

You’re a ridiculous person.

4am,

When will American liberals learn they’re center-right?

original_ish_name,

When will European liberals learn they’re extremist far-right?

Rozauhtuno, to traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns in it's the thought that counts
@Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar
pjhenry1216,

Read this as "bobcat goldthwait" first and got confused with gif.

Kyyrypyy, to 196 in Mrrrrrrule

I must ask, do you also dance-dance-dance, and dance-dance-dance?

PM_ME_UR_PCAPS, to 196 in my child won't rule

While you’re not buying that key, definitely don’t also pick up:

FEO-K1 - Most popular elevator key

EK333 - Popular cabinetry key

22343 - Linear popular key

C415A - Popular cabinet key

CH751 - Popular cabinet key

16120 - DoorKing popular key

Jigglers - For latches

1284X - Popular key for Ford police cruisers, taxis, machinery

JoMiran,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

I’m definitely not going to save this for later

DuffmanOfTheCosmos,

1201 - popular key for arcade cabinets

GreenMario,

😢

Gordon,

Can confirm that the majority of campers and RVs definitely do not use either CH751 or EK333 keys.

MyDearWatson616,

I found out that one of the keys I use for work is also used in the ignition of a kind of bush plane. Haven’t had a chance to test it yet.

roon,
@roon@lemmy.ml avatar

Hmmm, I thought the TSA key(s) would make this list

yetAnotherUser, to traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns in don't even get me started on adjectives

Image transcription:

On the top, there is text in fancy writing that states ‘If you think “pronouns are confusing”, wait until you find about’, being cut off. The last word of the sentence, ‘verbs’, is in yellow, and over a digital painting of an long-bearded wizard using fire magic to attack and burn a defenseless individual in front of him.

Hope I’ve been helpful.

squiblet, to 196 in discovery rule
squiblet avatar

This is good but if I could do a terminator thing, I would send a Roboto to stop whatever idiot came up with the horrible YouTube thumbnail protocol

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

sadly i’m pretty sure it’s just a natural consequence of human brains and capitalism

SkyeStarfall,

That would probably be the marketing division at youtube.

Fantomas, to lemmyshitpost in is he happy?

I once caught sisyphus and let me tell you it itched like hell and I was most certainly not happy.

Camus doesn’t know what he’s on about. Chain smoking lil virgin.

funnystuff97,

You gotta learn to read buddy, it says “sisyphus”, you know, that piece of paper you get on the first day of class.

CarlsIII,

You gotta learn to read buddy, it says “sisyphus”, you know, that Carvel ice cream treat.

Tangent5280,

Gotta say these threads are a lot harder to follow without the part that goes “No, that’s Syphilis. What you’re…”

CarlsIII,

It’s like pro wrestling. When you switch companies, you keep doing the same thing but you gotta word it differently.

Ertebolle, to 196 in literature rule

Suddenly, there is a deafeningly loud crackle of lighting in front of me, causing me to nearly fall out of my seat as I let out a cry of surprise. Floating some two or three feet above the sidewalk is a black and blue seam of electricity, a hovering slit in the fabric of space and time that pours outward with a sizzling heat.

"Alex!" calls a voice from beyond the strange universal rift. I can barely make out the figures shape, but it appears to be a massive, sentient coin; one pound to be exact.

"Hello?" I question, shielding my eyes from the electrical storm that appears to be occurring right before me. "Who are you?"

"There's no time!" yells the giant coin from the other side of the rift. "Come with me!"

I'm utterly horrified and, if I'm going to be honest, my first instinct is to immediately turn around and run away. It's only then that I notice something brilliant and burning through the hole in space-time. Within the rift I can see The Parliament, or what used to be The Parliament, as the entire building roars with a towering flame.

"Is that what it looks like?" I call out.

"Yes!" screams the giant sentient coin. "We need your help, Alex. I can't hold this open much longer!"

Suddenly, all of the fear leaves and is replaced with a powerful, frantic energy. Britain needs me!

Without another thought, I jump up from the bench and run forward, diving through the trans universal slice and ending up carried to a hellish landscape of fire and smoke on the other side.

"Where am I?" I ask this mysterious pound. "What's happening?"

"You're in the future," explains the giant sentient monetary instrument, "but it's not safe here. Follow me!"

SirSnufflelump,

I need a full story about this now

oatscoop,

That’s an excerpt from the actual book.

Syrc, to memes in big toilet doesnt want you to know

Good. Most places definitely need more fucking toilets.

sweetcuppincakes, to 196 in blue rule

No borders? Guys the Dems aren’t that left

DessertStorms, (edited )
DessertStorms avatar

Pretty sure that's the joke - if only the dems were as progressive as the cons make them out to be...
(that' how I took it anyway)

ImFresh3x,

Obama doubled the amount of border patrol agents. Which seems like a much better use of money than a wall, at least according to… the border patrol.

gowan,

*The amount of border patrol doubled while Obama was in office. It might seem pedantic but it is not. Anything like this requires Congress to approve the budgetary increase which means it happened because of multiple parties not just the White House.

Madison420,

Traditionally border patrol pushes have been failures, they get more staff but generally super underqualified and often times cartel linked. Yes it’s a better use of money but training the ones we have to actually be effective is better use.

gowan,

My point is more that you cannot say it is because of Obama when Congress has to sign off on it as well. It’s like blaming Reagan for the tax cuts of the 80’s when the Democrats controlled Congress and passed those bills.

ImFresh3x,

Under his lead. You are being pedantic. It was part of his states goals and platform. And his party overwhelmingly voted for it.

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Also, don’t the Dems want to let girls NOT have balls? Its the Republicans who get grumpy when Trans women get gender affirming surgery.

ProcurementCat, to 196 in blue rule

Fuck yeah, this sounds amazing!

thorbot, to lemmyshitpost in Nerys can out dad joke everyone.

Hi joke I’m dad

30isthenew29,

Cross the two and you have dad-joke

thorbot,

I never knew my step joke

30isthenew29,

🤣

ThrowawayPermanente,

Don’t double-cross a dad-joke unless you want to spend the rest of your life looking over your shoulder

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