‘Remote Work Is Hurting Company Culture,' Says CEO After 3rd Round of Layoffs (reductress.com)
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Thanksgiving Recipes So Good Your Family Will Accept Your Sexuality (reductress.com)
Thanksgiving is a great opportunity to reconnect with family over a delicious meal, but what if your family members still don’t accept you for who you are? If you want to finally win your family over while also finally gaining their approval of your queer and/or poly lifestyle, keep reading for five Thanksgiving recipes that...
Columbia University Qualifies That Students Only Allowed to Stage Protest if It’s Quiet and Ineffective (reductress.com)
Study Finds Whatever Your Landlord Is Doing Is Probably Illegal (reductress.com)
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Why I Stopped Dating Guys My Age and Started Dating Guys Who Were Born as Old Men and Are Aging in Reverse (reductress.com)
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‘I Don't Believe Deepfakes Should Be Regulated,' Says Man Who Is the Reason Deepfakes Should Be Regulated (reductress.com)
I LIVED IT: I Couldn't Tell if My Laundry Was Wet or Just Cold (reductress.com)
Just like taxes, laundry is a core but exasperating task we all must face so long as we are alive. Everything becomes meaningless social constructs when you do your laundry – time, reality, even states of being. I learned this the last time I did my laundry, and after putting it in the dryer for what seemed like a whole phase...
'We Support the Right to Freedom of Expression,' Says University Official Who’s Trying to Contact the National Guard (reductress.com)
Study Finds Whatever Your Landlord Is Doing Is Probably Illegal (reductress.com)
REPORT: Cat Doesn't Hate Guests, It Hates How Fake You Act Around Other People (reductress.com)
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Woman Unsure if Pain in Leg Just Cramp or Life-Threatening Blood Clot From Birth Control (reductress.com)
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Bully Suspended for Verbally Harassing Peers Argues He Was Just Pushing Boundaries With His Comedy (reductress.com)
Complete Mental Breakdown Self-Diagnosed Each Week as ‘Sunday Scaries’ (reductress.com)
In an impressive display of malpractice, Shoshanna Feldman self-diagnoses the complete mental breakdown she has at the end of each weekend as the “Sunday scaries”....
Woman Only Feeds Her Cat Three Times a Day Because She Is Mean (reductress.com)
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Password Expiration Policy Forces Woman to Change Dog’s Name Every 60 Days (reductress.com)
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Israeli Military Promises to Enact a Ceasefire Once They Run Out of Rockets (reductress.com)
In an official statement released yesterday, Israeli military officials have said that they will absolutely enact a ceasefire the second they run out of rockets....
Feel Old Yet? Thousands of Furbies Approaching Menopause (reductress.com)
Hey, Nineties kids! As we’re all getting older, our beloved Furbies are as well: Thousands and thousands of Furbies are now approaching menopause, and it’s affecting everyone around them....
Drinking Water Would Solve All My Problems. Here's Why I Won't Do It (reductress.com)
For some time now, I have been victim to a number of health-related issues: I’m tired, cranky, constantly hungry, plagued by headaches, and my pee is a harrowing mustard yellow. I’ve tried googling my symptoms and asking friends and family what I can do to improve my quality of life, and the answer I get is always the same:...
‘Money Isn't Everything,' Says Person Who Has It (reductress.com)
In a completely unsurprising story out of Manhattan, NY, the words “money isn’t everything” were just spoken at brunch by someone who, conveniently, has lots of it.
‘It's Important to Celebrate Your Accomplishments,' Says Woman Looking for Any Excuse to Buy a Cheesecake (reductress.com)
U.S. Military Doing All It Can to Save Civilians in Gaza From Weapons It Sent to Israel (reductress.com)
Not the Onion, but still great satire.
Roommates Who Can't Afford to Live Alone Accidentally Growing Old Together (reductress.com)
'Still Think I’m Too Old?' Says Biden Spotted Shopping at Forever 21 (reductress.com)
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‘This Is Just Like The Sopranos,’ Says Woman After Going to Therapy and Also Committing Crimes (reductress.com)
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Jealous? This Snow Is Getting Plowed (reductress.com)
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