intensely_human, Mouse would evolve to cat, cat to dog
MrFunnyMoustache, Orangutan to Trump, though I sometimes can’t tell them apart…
mindbleach, Pheasant evolves into Peacock or Turkey depending on evolution stone.
Omega_Haxors, Single scoop ice cream to double scoop ice cream to triple scoop ice cream
…What do you mean that’s already a pokemon evolution??
cordlesslamp, Wait, for real?
Edit: fucking hell it’s true. And its name is fucking Vanillite, smh. And I also see a whip cream pokemon, too. Why everyone still buying that shit is beyond me.
FireWire400, 
Kiwi > Emu > Cassowary
Resol, 
Llama > Alpaca > Camel
That one is kinda dumb but it’s all I can think of right now.
bequirtle, deleted_by_author
Resol, Thanks for fixing it for me. :)
Wait, what would it look like with 3 humps?
clay_pidgin, Bump! Bump! Bump! Did you ever ride a Wump? We have a Wump with just one hump. But we know a man called Mr. Gump. Mr. Gump has a seven hump Wump So… if you like to go Bump! Bump! just jump on the hump of a Wump of Gump.
Resol, Welcome to rhyme town, everyone.
Witchfire, 
Pomeranian -> Shiba Inu -> Akita Inu (or maybe Malamute)
bitwolf, Salamander -> Turtle -> Seaturtle
Duck -> Flamingo -> Ostriche
Pidgeon -> Parrot -> Turkey
Hamster -> Ferret -> Prairie Dog
Chameleon -> Komodo Dragon -> Alligator
Mosquito -> Anteater -> Elephant
Anchovies -> Salmon -> Dolphin
Fox -> Wolf -> Bear
Cat -> Cheetah -> Mountain Lion -> Tiger
Worm -> Eel -> Snake -> Anaconda
Lesrid, Mosquito
I see what you did there.
EpeeGnome, Pidgeon -> Parrot -> Turkey
I think it would be Pigeon -> Parrot -> Pheasant -> Peacock, but then I don’t know a lot about Pokemon.
Luminocta, Duck-goose-swan imo…
Urist, 
Leeches -> businessmen
Omega_Haxors, (edited ) Leechalot -> Landlawd -> Ceeyeeo
Here’s another one: Contractworka -> Fulltyme -> Letgoh
rmuk, Landlords > Leeches
antlion, 
Alpaca > Llama > Camel
Yeast > Mold > Brie Rind > Chanterelle
Algae > Fern > Sunflower > Eucalyptus Tree
Squirrel > Raccoon > Bear
Deer > Elk/Caribou > Moose
Cow > Yak > Bison
Magpie > Crow > Raven
Ant > Termite > Bee > Hornet
Tick > Spider > Crab
Fox > Coyote > Wolf
Pillbug > Horseshoe Crab > Armadillo
BlanK0, I think the biological evolution tree or whatever is the name would essentially showcase every evolution known so far 🤔🤔🤔
smileyhead, Mankey -> NPC
Exec, 
Domestic housecat -> all big cats (like Eevee)
flicker, Now I want to go do an ask pokemon on “if your house cat or dog were an eevee, what would it evolve to?”
Resol, Cheetah > Puma > Jaguar > Panther > Tiger > Leopard > Leopard (snow variant) > Lion > Lion (mountain variant) > Maverick-
Oh wait, that doesn’t work that way at all.
Exec, Lion (mountain variant)
The thing you call a “mountain lion” over there in the US isn’t a lion. It’s a cougar.
Resol, I am not from the US, but the reason why I called it a mountain Lion is because, these big cats are all macOS version names. That was the joke.
pjwestin, Anole > Iguana > Alligator
Mouse > Rat > Opossum
Armadillo > Pangolin
hperrin, Beetle -> slightly bigger beetle -> slightly bigger beetle
rmuk, -> Paul Harrison -> John Lennon
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