Kolanaki, 
Whoever made this clearly wants to eat Astarion’s ass. His tight, bleached, fragrant, shaved, gourmet ass.
MindSkipperBro12, Nah, they’re thinking of Orin.
snooggums, 
Plus it is served cold like gazpacho!
thefartographer, MTG has entered the chat
ChicoSuave, Replace hair with toppings and it looks like an ice cream chart. Someone wants Astarions banana sundae.
Nepenthe, 
I am intrigued that your idea of an icecream chart also includes "shade of butthole"
ChicoSuave, Vanilla to chocolate. If we want to get Neapolitan, include strawberry for full spectrum flavor.
DragonTypeWyvern, Everyone is a little gay for Astarion. Even the women.
blahsay, Surely if anything belongs in Lemmy shitpost this does. Awesome 👍
therealjcdenton,
Taako_Tuesday, No way wither’s ass tastes gourmet
ninekeysdown, 
TBF withers is a
spoilergod
Toribor, 
For sure he knows prestidigitation. Just a single level one cantrip away from a butthole that smells like roses and tastes like heaven.
occhionaut, Incredible! What godly ambrosia might be savored if he were to spend a level two cantrip?
Honytawk, Well, Arcanist’s Magic Aura would let his butthole taste magical and smell of divination.
Makeitstop, This just tells me that there is a market there waiting for Larian to make a game based on F.A.T.A.L.
setsneedtofeed, 
The math in that game is somehow more traumatizing than the content.
Thoth19, Or the game design. It’s so focused on “realism” that 90 percent of players will be farmers who only gain exp for planting and harvesting crops and NPCs are forced to attack you bc of race relations. Or the disgusting way the stats/attributes work.
DragonTypeWyvern, Yeah people always joke about FATAL as “that pervy game” but that take is ignorant to all the rape and racism in the mechanics.
Thoth19, Yeah. Its mechanics are amazingly intricately bad. It feels like someone spent a lot of effort on it and then never play tested. I super want to play it with some friends and lean in heavily to silly sex mechanics.
Beardedsausag3, 
I'm unsure how to feel about this
Talaraine, (edited ) 
I gotta protest that Gortash was more Rancid than Orin on this chart. We all know what Orin smelled like and Gortash would use perfume.
BrianTheeBiscuiteer, And Withers… dead center of the smell chart???
highenergyphysics, Desiccated corpses aren’t too offensive smelling 😋
sukhmel, Probabily smells like parchment
Masterblaster, i find most people these days to be pretty useless
Akasazh, (edited ) 
Speak for yourself, I’m a very resourceful procrastinator
EmpathicVagrant, No Myconid representation?
Khrux, No butthole 😔
dojan, 
Ugh. Fucking Gale and his fragrant arsehole.
Sanctus, 
I’m impressed.
RaoulDook, I guess I’d go with the lady on the 3rd-lightest tone section with the white hair, I don’t need a tight one
CADmonkey, Mmm, Isobel, good choice.
Tyr_Raidho_Othala, 
Minsc’s pet is on the shade of butthole scale but not on the thightness-looseness scale… My disappointment is immeasurable
Nepenthe, No gnomes. No Vlaakith. No steel watch. Not even the strange ox. Disappointing. Don't make me do this myself.
MagicShel, Strange Ox: brown with an oozy blood red discharge, very loose, mostly hairy, putrid, extremely rancid
tourist, 
I mean, the loosest rodent anus is probably comparable to a moderately tight human anus at most.
tourist, god fuck why did I post that
Honytawk, Anonymity can do things to your mind.
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