LoneLocust,
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Tannus Armor: it’s so easy to install. We can print the entire instructions on the product.

[1] clean inside armor.
[2] insert inner tube into armor.
[3] insert armor into tire
[4] secure tire onto rim.
[5] inflate

I feel like they should finish that with the phrase, “Hey Presto“ and I think they’ve missed steps 3A and 4A, which are “cuss really loudly.”

tomjennings,
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@LoneLocust

I will testify to their badassedness.

I paid someone else to do the cussing and tool breaking.

LoneLocust,
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@tomjennings It’s still an option.

I used to work in a bike shop, so I should have the skills to do this, but I can see there’s a difference in my focus and patience at almost 60 than there was when I was 17. (I can’t code for 24 hours straight on Dr. Pepper and Cheetos, either, so I guess it shouldn’t be a surprise.)

billyjoebowers,
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@LoneLocust

I love those things, and haven't ever really had a problem with them. But all tires are hard to get on and off the wheels I've been riding for the last 20 years, so that's the least of my problems.

nothingfuture,
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@LoneLocust 4b. Break every tire lever you own.

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