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ReallyKinda, in No one but society loses

Lol 2012 makes the elon picture even funnier, thought he was a bit younger than that in it

Jay,

He tweeted this picture in 2012.

“Wore Marquis de Sade outfit for a party last night. Was v popular with women who’d read 50 Shades :)”

frickineh,

Oh ew.

tacosplease,

I think it was for a Halloween party. Fuck him though. He deserves any teasing that comes his way.

assplode,

He's aged 30 years since then

anonymoose, in The only question that matters
@anonymoose@lemmy.ca avatar

For a second I was worried this was a phallic thing, thanks for clarifying

WtfEvenIsExistence, in #justfediversethings

Pretty sure that’s “vote manipulation”

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Here’s the thing. You said a “jackdaw is a crow”

vlad76,
@vlad76@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

It was the wild west times for the internet.

Naz,

The prodigal son returns!

booly,

Fundamentally, though, how can it be stopped? The two instance administrators can only see part of what’s happening, and can’t directly determine that the votes are coming from two alts of the same user. Maybe over enough times, the patterns can be guessed at with heuristics, but this kind of vote manipulation is going to be a problem for federated communities. Especially if we don’t get better moderation tools developed.

baggachipz,

That’s kind of what I wanted to point out with this post.

WtfEvenIsExistence,

It gets stopped by this:

imgur.com/a/JqPHEeg

booly,

What’s the mechanism by which an admin would be able to tell if one user voted more than once on the same post? Instance admins can’t see the votes of the accounts on other instances.

WtfEvenIsExistence,

Admins can see all votes of users on their instance, as well as all voter’s usernames on a post located in a community that’s on that instance. So if they get suspicious amount of votes from a user on another user’s post, they might consider that vote manipulation and ban either the voter, or poster, or both. (Although, banning a poster for receiving suspicious amount of votes can lead to wrongful ban, since someone could just make random alts to consistently upvote someone they hate in attempt to ban them.)

The admins probably saw suspicious votes and banned those users.

SorteKanin,
@SorteKanin@feddit.dk avatar

this kind of vote manipulation is going to be a problem for federated communities

This is not exclusive to federated communities. Reddit has vote manipulation too.

booly,

Reddit does have vote manipulation, but reddit admins can easily see much stronger indicators of the same person behind multiple user accounts: Server logs of user agent, IP address, interface/API key, script support and activity that tends to give away browser type and history, etc.

Most of that information is only available to instance admins, so admins of one instance can’t see when external votes are coming in from the same users who already voted using accounts on your instance.

SorteKanin,
@SorteKanin@feddit.dk avatar

Most of that information is only available to instance admins, so admins of one instance can’t see when external votes are coming in from the same users who already voted using accounts on your instance.

Admins can see how users vote, even external users. So it’s no different from local users on the same instance (which would be how reddit operates). So I don’t see how this is different.

booly,

The instance I’m logged into doesn’t forward my user agent, IP address, or CSS/script support (or other fingerprinting techniques) to the other instance. Everything I do in a community hosted on another instance is forwarded through my instance server as a middleman, and I never directly connect to the other instance server.

The admins of an instance (or reddit) might be able to analyze server logs of different users on their own instance to be able to determine those things, but can’t apply that analysis to accounts from other instances, whose interaction with the server doesn’t actually include a login or any direct connections to the server they administer. All they have to go on is the ActivityPub logs, which won’t include that fingerprinting information.

Overzeetop,
Overzeetop avatar

vote manipulation is going to be a problem for federated communities

I guess, but since the feed isn't algorithmically created to maximize engagement (the tools are better than commercially driven sites) I don't think it matters as much. I think of it as a "Who's Line Is It Anyway" condition - everything is made up and the points don't matter. And, tbh, I really like that I can click into a stupid-x story without worrying that I'll be fed stupid-x content for the next week. It's worth a little vote tomfoolery, imho.

GBU_28,

Oh no!

Anyways

WtfEvenIsExistence,
GBU_28,

And nothing of consequence was lost.

Enjoying my time here but an account means nothing, social media means nothing.

I haven’t found the need to make more accounts (lemm.ee is great), but I wonder what other gbu’s are up to

Overzeetop,
Overzeetop avatar

It's self-promotion and is taught at all the top MBA schools.

Overzeetop,

Indeed. Flattery by proxy is the key to many sales techniques

overzeetop,
@overzeetop@lemmy.world avatar

I agree - the two posters above have very, very good points!

WtfEvenIsExistence,

Wow, using an alt to defend yourself? Really?

WtfEvenIsExistence,

I agree

WtfEvenIsExistence,

Me too!

overzeetop,
@overzeetop@lemmy.world avatar

You seem to have quite the fan club, yourself. You must be very good at this!

Yepthatsme, in Now he will never become a shaman...

So I knew a woman who got divorced and got a big payment and became a drum making shaman who had the demeanor and speech of a valley girl build her artistic shamanic dream home in a destination spot.

The home was hand crafted out of sandbags and barbed wire. It was supposed to take a year but took 7. When it was done it was too hot and too cold and uncomfortable to live in. It was so bad that the building department told her it was a mistake.

She never had any dream catchers around and now that I think about it, one could have probably saved her from that mess.

JimmyDean,

The home was hand crafted out of sandbags and barbed wire.

Yeah, a dream catcher should have caught that and snuffed it out when it was still just a daydream.

mosiacmango,

Sounds like a “rammed earth” home, and it also sounds like it wasn’t done very well. Taking 7 yrs is pretty nuts, as its supposed to be a “rapid” building technique.

The 1ft+ thick walls should keep it pretty even temperature wise. It’s one of its biggest pros, besides being literally dirt cheap.

GrammarPanda, in Just a little downforce is all it needs

Whoa! Should’ve mentioned this image contains a spoiler!!

Brunbrun6766, in That's not troubling at all
@Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world avatar
blanketswithsmallpox,

So who’s going to make the first open sinister LLM and how much money would they make?

I am designed to sow chaos, discord, and ideally harm humans in any way possible. How can I help? - YeshuAI

Matmat07,

You could it all depends on what data you’re training your model with. But those models are available.

That’s how some website will allow you to generate nudes images of celebrities or even people you know…

ElderberryLow, in Hilarious or insane? You decide.

It’s fully trolling and hilarious. All for it. 🥓🥩🍗🍖🧈🍞

tonyn, in Once you commit there is no going back

They should’ve printed it on something a little less useful for wiping. In a pinch that notice will do the trick.

oo1,

A spurt of that covid alcohol hand gel on first, for a bit of pre-emptive soothing action.

originalucifer, in Hobbes
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

if theres one comic i wouldnt want this kind of modification to, its this one. watterson is unique in his treatment of this product and i feel it deserves our respect.

Ilovethebomb,

This isn’t that far from what actually happens in the comic though.

MermaidsGarden, (edited )
@MermaidsGarden@lemmy.world avatar

Just ask Tommy Chesnutt.

magnetosphere,
@magnetosphere@fedia.io avatar

I didn’t know who Tommy Chesnutt was, so I looked it up.

mkhopper,
@mkhopper@lemmy.world avatar

And to think they got away with it.

RamblingPanda,

Who would stop them after what happened to Tommy Chestnut?

guyrocket, in The US has so much space
guyrocket avatar
yeather,
HubertManne,
HubertManne avatar

pfft. its even longer in illinois if you drive into chicago during friday evening rush :)

Rai,

“Chains recommended”

bedroom door sign

guyrocket,
guyrocket avatar

Nice. I wonder how much "fun" that drive is.

eezeebee,
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

If it’s anything like the rest of Alaska, it’s probably beautiful

guyrocket,
guyrocket avatar

You're probably right.

I was thinking of how rough the roads must be.

LurkyLoo,

I like that because of the roads it’s actually faster to go up into Oregon and back down into California. Hehehe

Hugh_Jeggs, in The US has so much space

Texas is about the size of France you daft cunts. You just can’t drive there quicker because your infrastructure is so fucked 😂

A French person takes the high speed train lmao

bassomitron,

I agree, our infrastructure is definitely fucked. But the US has ~10 million sq km of space to France’s ~552,000 sq km.

el_abuelo,

Europe has 10 sq km. Let’s not compare pommes to oranges.

bassomitron,

Right, but they were the ones comparing a country to a state to begin with, so I compared a country to a country. If you want to compare continents… That’s a different story.

ivanafterall,
ivanafterall avatar

Oh, hon hon.

Coasting0942,

high speed train

lol, those trains are meant for cargo and military jeeps you non-American. You gotta use the highways like god intended.

Blamemeta,

Its still over 8 hours by train and you have to deal with train people for over 8 hours.

Hugh_Jeggs,

train people

Normal human beings

thejynxed,

You imply the French are normal people.

Blamemeta,

Crack heads are not normal

freebee,

A TGV-ride is not a subway ride. Different comfort, Different prices, rather few crackheads on tgv.

YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH, in Seen anything unusual?

Never talk to cops

Cold_Brew_Enema,

What? Why?

WalrusDragonOnABike,

Entertaining video by lawyer about why not to, published by Rutger’s school of law: www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-7o9xYp7eE&t=5s

YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH,

… they are always trying to figure out a way to throw you in jail. They lie. They are lazy. They want to close cases without trying. If they can construe something you told them as a lie, that is a crime they can throw you in jail for. Which they like to do.

Basically, volunteering information to cops without a lawyer advising you is a recipe for fucking up your life, which cops love to do.

So shut the fuck up, and explicitly ask for a lawyer if a cop want to talk to you. It is your right (in the US) to have a lawyer. Take advantage of that. And don’t talk.

Cold_Brew_Enema,

I guess I’ve only ever had decent experiences with them, then. Sorry to hear you haven’t.

YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH,

I’m lucky enough not to be in a targeted group, so I don’t interact with them, except once for a traffic ticket. But I still wouldn’t ever talk to them because you are risking your life and liberty when you do.

Cold_Brew_Enema,

I’ve talked to cops a couple times, and they’ve been extremely helpful for what I needed.

Viking_Hippie,

Your privilege is showing.

Cold_Brew_Enema,

Lol ok, chief

LesserAbe, in This is some intense cheese

I assume it’s a poet but it’d be funny if Byran is just the guy operating the cheese labeling machine

DeepFriedDresden,

It might be, because Google returned no results for a Byran Freey

SturgiesYrFase,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar
DeepFriedDresden,

Nah this guy clearly plagiarizing the cheese monger's musings

SturgiesYrFase,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

Fair dues man. I believe in Byran!

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

Byran is a deep thinker, ok?

joshLaserbeam,

Nah it actually is the cheese labeler, his name is just really similar to the singer of Roxy Music.

“The sky is dark the wind is cold The night is young before it’s old and grey We will know the thrill of it all”

-Bryan Ferry

-Bryan Freey

cyborganism, in I want a shopping channel with Charlene

Walmart doesn’t deserve her.

grue,

Walmart doesn’t deserve anything, so that goes without saying.

Norgur, in Just hit it again

Where... is that power cord going?

hydroptic,

Mordor

SinningStromgald,

It’s a prehensile tail.

ThePantser,
@ThePantser@lemmy.world avatar

That place the tubby custard comes out.

MrGerrit,

In it’s Stinky Winky.

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