Hugh_Jeggs

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Hugh_Jeggs,

Oh my god as a duck Iโ€™m so. fucking. offended.

Hugh_Jeggs,

They work for me

Well tell them to get back to work then!

Hugh_Jeggs,

I stopped using it because I figured if everyone did this and stopped sharing torrents, neither would work

Itโ€™s kinda selfish

July election confirmed as date clashes with Euros and school holidays (news.stv.tv)

In yet another who cares about Scotland action from the Tories: when the big getaway starts weโ€™re holding an election. Meaning polling staff will be harder to round up, votes will be down, and even counts will be short handed. Postal vote applications to be through the roof....

Hugh_Jeggs,

when the big getaway starts

Dinnae talk pish. Because of the Tories naecunt can afford to go on their jollies any more ๐Ÿ˜‚

Hugh_Jeggs,

I needโ€ฆyou to stop usin words like staycation ๐Ÿคฎ

How about โ€œStolidayโ€?

Hugh_Jeggs,

I dunno, Iโ€™m older than that and itโ€™s really nice to see folk dressing like itโ€™s the 80s again

Hugh_Jeggs,

So having smelly armpits with mouldy leaves in them is an aphrodisiac. For you

Iโ€™m seeing an issue here

Hugh_Jeggs,

Amazing that mammoths were renovating wine cellars that long ago

Is there a website that collects Donald Trump's most incoherent speeches and tweets?

Sorry if this is the wrong community for this. Iโ€™m looking for a compilation of Trumpโ€™s most rambling moments (e.g., โ€œLook, having nuclearโ€; Gettysburg being beautiful; etc.). Does anyone know of any sites that would have something like this? Thank you!

Hugh_Jeggs,

Ha ha, it redirected to maga.com

People are paying $36 for a t-shirt described as -

Our T-shirts are:

4.3 oz, 100% ring spun combed cotton jersey - Final assembly in America

That means โ€œmade in a Chinese sweatshop for 50cโ€ yous absolute divvies ๐Ÿ˜‚

Amazing

Heโ€™s even got one with his staged mugshot saying"Straight Outta Maga" fuuuuckin hell

Hugh_Jeggs,

The most American thing about his pic is that heโ€™s scared to actually write โ€œBank of Americaโ€ in case he gets sued

Hugh_Jeggs,

Or he could actually stop being a pussy, actually write it, get sued and draw attention to the problem?

Hugh_Jeggs,

Actually draws back to a reply I got earlier.

In other countries, the corporations wouldnโ€™t be able to do this because the people would be behind the artist

sh.itjust.works/comment/11734334

It seems the US is just horribly selfish that way :(

Hugh_Jeggs,

In many

Thereโ€™s just two mate, thatโ€™s far from normal

Hugh_Jeggs,

According to QI, โ€œsetโ€ is the most versatile word in English

โ€œFuckโ€ isnโ€™t fuckin far behind though

Hugh_Jeggs,

Did you ever hear anything so disingenuous as Rishiโ€™s speech tonight?

Sounded like it was bashed together by an intern; he had to keep looking down because he hadnโ€™t memorised any of it

Full of absolute horseshit about how weโ€™ve all worked together through hardship, and how well theyโ€™ve done, and fuckin awful, childish American-style verbal attacks on the opposition party FFS

Almost punched myself in the face to stop myself smashing the TV Rishi, thanks

At least he managed to stop the hundred quid notes falling out of his greedy bastard pockets when he walked away

Hugh_Jeggs,

I feel sorry for the guy that has to wipe the shit off his shoes afterwards then

Hugh_Jeggs,

Heavily used in the building industry too. Concrete saws, tile cutters etc, all expensive as fuck

Hugh_Jeggs,

Cheetos and Mountain Dew

Wotsits and Vimto you fackin nonce

Hugh_Jeggs,

Itโ€™s a bit vague, but if youโ€™re in the UK, or EU too, which.co.uk is a paid consumer recommendation service. Really good, honest, impartial reviews on products

But nobody wants to pay for that kind of thing, so theyโ€™re quite limited in the stuff they review, itโ€™s mostly household

Hugh_Jeggs,

โ€œAh, oi hear yer an antisemite now fatherโ€

๐Ÿ˜‚

Hugh_Jeggs,

Ok so they got some back. How the fuck are they justifying 25k for R&D? What did that involve if not coke and gash?

There needs to be a way to only get one push notification for every new message in a group chat

I dont know about others, but sometimes I am not able to check my phone, or be fully present in a conversation that Iโ€™m part of. Maybe Iโ€™m concentrating on work, or driving, and not able to look. It gets distracting when my phone is constantly buzzing and chiming for 5 minutes straight. Muting the chat can help, but if you...

Hugh_Jeggs,

Buzzkill is great, but although it mutes the notification sound, if youโ€™re listening to an audiobook, it mutes that every time thereโ€™s a silent notification! Fuckin annoying

I wrote to the dev and he said itโ€™s an Android system thing and thereโ€™s nothing he can do about it

Good of him to reply though!

Hugh_Jeggs,

Turns out I was right though ๐Ÿ˜‚

Hugh_Jeggs,

Ha ha being British I read โ€œchip-making machinesโ€ totally differently and thought โ€œBit harshโ€

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