Sam_Bass, So jumpin jack flash wasnt actually a jack
Old_Dude, One jump, one whistle, and one fart was the highest level of entertainment at the time I guess. I’m glad human entertainment has evolved beyond the humor level of my six year old son.
Nfamwap, Farts are funny, that is a universal constant.
Quadhammer, universal content
Not so funny when it’s just two of you in an escape pod
ArcaneSlime, One Jump, One Whistle, One Fart
Didn’t George Thorogood cover that song?
LemmyKnowsBest, I have more impressive talents than that. I can haz house please?
BedSharkPal, To be fair I think this talent may be firmly in 'you had to be there territory.
phorq, Spanish If you fart in the woods and nobody is around to hear it… is it automatically deadly?
Rolando, My ancestor?
Hossenfeffer, (edited ) 
… and yet when I do a beautiful, booming bottom burp in front of King Charlie-come-lately I get hauled away by the Royal Protection Squad!
TankovayaDiviziya, Where can I learn this power?
ThePyroPython, Google Mr. Methane.
Learn the forbidden art and secure your plot of land from King Charles.
AllNewTypeFace, 
On his business cards, he would put his title as “bumbulist”
Mr_Dr_Oink, Wow! I would have been a king a century ago!
hungryphrog, I looked up what flatulists are, and I’m happy to announce that I have found my dream job.
Akasazh, 
Performance anxiety and stage fright would do me in personally.
trashgirlfriend, Depending on your response to anxiety, those could be performance enhancing
Agent641, Id overcommit and shit my pants in front of the king
dudinax, Imagine 20 years on, he’s an established country gentleman, married with grown children, and he still has to ride to court every Christmas to fart for the king.
PhlubbaDubba, Man, things really were a bore before radio huh?
Swedneck, 
it was genuinely so fucking boring that people were more than happy to give any visiting traveller free food and housing so long as they told some stories and news, you could straight up live your life as a travelling storyteller because everyone was so dreadfully desperate for some entertainment.
funkless_eck, I mean that is still the case now with celebrities, just the “give them stuff” now is outsourced.
umbrella, 
til flatulists exist. made my day.
Batting1000, Imagine being the king, and you’ve got that one friend you want to put on payroll, but their only claim to fame is farting.
ilost7489, Bumbulum is such a great word
sjmarf, “Bulum” means “instrument”, so it literally means “bum instrument”
veloxization, 
It’s a bulum out of the bum.
Rusty, Whoa, Black Betty
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