Teacher busted after students find her meth at family fun night: police
Kalkaline, 
Stop treating drug use as a crime and get drug users into an evidence based rehab.
bobman, Eh. Not all drug users need rehab.
To say otherwise is patronizing and ignorant.
Kalkaline, When it interferes with your ability to function in your daily life, that’s a problem.
DragonTypeWyvern, Sign One: hiding it in scrunchies at work around children.
itsdavetho, At worse I’d call it reckless endangerment or something like that
bobman, Lol, what?
BruceTwarzen, She took it to school, where kids found it.
JustZ, Damn Dr. Drew turned out to be a real piece of shit.
_wizard, 
From Eville. This sounds about right. #midwasted
tallwookie, presumably some of her skills will be laterally transferrable after she gets out of prison but she wont be teaching. never again.
Hanabie, 
No worries, she’ll find a job in Alabama.
macallik, During the urine test:
"Duncan stated that she was not aware of the pouch/container in her shorts until after she was providing her second sample," police wrote in their affidavit. "Duncan stated that she does not know how or when the pouch/container got into her shorts that day. Duncan stated that there may be another one of them at her residence but that they were not purchased by her, but by someone she knows who probably uses them to pass drug screens."
I laughed
Moobythegoldensock, Solid alibi.
Roundcat, 
ew fox
mateomaui, Duncan stated that she does not know how or when the pouch/container got into her shorts that day.
sounds legit
FlyingSquid, 
You know some kid just slipped it into her hair scrunchie as a prank too.
Damn it, Kevin!
TheYear2525, Arnold!
BombOmOm, 
The family fun night has been upgraded!
(But seriously, don’t do meth, it’s not worth it)
Doug, At least she wasn’t raping her students. It’s a low bar to clear but she got over it where other teachers haven’t. So I guess that’s something.
NOT_RICK, 
Meth pipe scrunchie, new band name! I call it.
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