Dolphin found dead on beach riddled with bullets, NOAA offers $20k reward to find killer
caveman, According to IDF it’s a Palestinian… Oops, Hamas dolphin!
He brought it to himself
/Ironic
profdc9, Sounds to me like dolphins need to step up their game.
RGB3x3, Should we give them gatling guns?
profdc9, Damn it feels good to be a dolphin.
Suavevillain, 
Damn who is beefing with sea life?
suction, Who votes Trump?
redlue, Wow. Literally every upvoted comment is a stupid reddit-tier joke.
That’s sad.
greybeard, And of course there is the complaining about the jokes. Reddit indeed.
Donut, Welcome to the Internet. It’s not exclusive to Reddit.
Gruntyfish, Quick, let’s pass a law to let the sea turtles conceal carry!
mortemtyrannis, The only thing that can stop a bad fish with a gun is a good fish with a gun.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, Would a shark with a frickin’ laser beam attached to its head count?
ours, Will someone think of the sea mammals/reptiles?
redlue, This comment chain is reddit personified.
gayhitler420, He’s sleeping with the fishes now
Empricorn, Off-topic, but it’s annoying how Lemmy will grab an image for a post, you go to the article, and can’t find it anywhere… wtf?
Son_of_dad, The beluga mafia strikes again. Flipper sleeps with the humans.
rusticus, The obvious solution is to arm other dolphins with AR-15s.
Spaghetti_Hitchens, I think SONAR-15s are the aquatic version
leraje, 
The only way this story could be more American was if it had been a child dolphin, in a public school.
Geriatrickid, We gotta arm the teacher fish
JasonDJ,
- pupfish school
Lightborne, “The dolphin, a juvenile, had injuries consistent with being shot with a firearm,” NOAA said.
Halfway there! 🙏
Kolanaki, 
Who’s to say it wasn’t another dolphin? Those things are smart and also violent. They probably can figure out how to shoot a gun.
myusernameis, If they get in cahoots with the Orcas attacking ships, we’re screwed.
Vytle, OK real shit if you shot and killed a dolphin, why in the fuck would you not harvest the meat? Like when else are you ever gonna get to try dolphin? Obviously I wouldn’t personally shoot a dolphin but if I did you can bet your ass I’m gonna try its meat instead of letting it rot
Bytemeister, Greek Just buy a can of tuna.
LustyArgonianMana, 
Because the entire point was clearly to torture an intelligent being. Disturbing.
otp, Dolphins can rape…so in the 0.000000001% chance that it raped its killer or did some other kind of gruesome attack, I guess that could be the justification.
Not defending it; just trying to answer your hypothetical questions! Lmao
RememberTheApollo_, Like the guy that killed the wolf in Wyoming? Surprisingly a lot of people that play around with guns seem to think that life is cheap, They’re willing to kill people for lots of reasons, like arguing over parking spaces or whatever. Animal life is cheaper still. When you have a hammer you’re just looking for nails, and a dolphin is just another throwaway to shoot at.
negativenull, 
orphiebaby, GOD DAMMIT that was the first thing I thought of and I was just about to post it! Post was 6 hours ago, your reply was 44 minutes ago. I was too late.
I hate you, have my upvote.
negativenull, I thought I was too late to the party as well. It was 5 hours old when I posted, which is usually past most of the engagement.
ipkpjersi, I feel so bad for laughing at this lmao
Sam_Bass, Yeah Flipper isnt just a name
UnderpantsWeevil, 
Dolphin: I have information that could lead to the arrest of Hillary Cli-
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