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myusernameis, (edited )

Because he paid a pornstar, Tobequiet.

Edit: Just finishing the TMNT song to appease my compulsions y’all. I understand the the legal case is more complicated.

myusernameis,

I know I should be angry, but honestly the copywriting on this is cracking my shit up. “So woke they never sleep” these bigots are comedy gold.

myusernameis,

Lemmy-Bot: “First stretch out a pair of jean, top with beans, beans, and more beans. This will prevent you from pooping for at least 3 days.”

‘FUCK the LAPD' Shirt Maker's Entire Shop Sold Out After Cops Threaten Him (www.404media.co)

The creator of a “FUCK the LAPD” shirt sold out not only his entire stock of that shirt but also sold out many of his other designs after the Los Angeles Police Department Foundation made an intellectual property threat against them that claimed they owned the letters ‘LAPD.’

myusernameis,

No seriously, read it, it’s fucking hilarious.

I’m almost afraid to ask you to explain how you might have formed such a belief, but feel free to take a shot at it.

In a footnote on page 3

myusernameis,

They’ll give me a past that never took place.

That resonates so much. Thank you so for sharing with us.

myusernameis,

I’m flexible and trans, does that work too?

myusernameis,

🤛 😏

myusernameis,

Not in Lake Wobegon!!

myusernameis,

Three whole tabs!!

myusernameis,

They needed a YT vid to make a quesadilla… Just saying.

myusernameis,

Obviously, it’s gotta be Powerade Mountain Berry Blast or you just damned that person to hell.

myusernameis,

Yeah, I did that, until one day I was digging my keys out of a pocket and the prong ended embedded deep under my fingernail. Never again.

myusernameis,

Like a penguin?

myusernameis,

“🎶I can fly higher than an eagle🎶” - that pigeon, probably

myusernameis,

Well this discussion certainly ruined my love of The Lion King.

myusernameis,

Naw, that’s hipster morgan there…

The mustache is clearly ironic.

myusernameis,

But they look so strong and brave standing there waiting to beat up unarmed people protesting genocide!!

myusernameis,

Short story. My company brought in a different working-type consulting group. I decided to try my own experiment and answered the 150 survey completely randomly, didn’t read the questions. Then sat through a 4 hour workshop where most of my colleagues told me it made so much sense I was a [whatever my results were, I forget]." Found out they paid like $10k for the day session, never told anybody what I did.

myusernameis,

If they get in cahoots with the Orcas attacking ships, we’re screwed.

myusernameis,

Filming the new series of Taskmaster already?

myusernameis,

A… Batman??

myusernameis,

I read this in Ron Howard’s voice.

myusernameis, (edited )

mass transport

There’s definitely a joke here somewhere…

myusernameis,

JRR-logic: “Well the reader probably likes Aragorn more, so yeah, he gonna die.”

myusernameis,

Rogan is paid to stir up shit, Musk is somehow losing gobs of money doing the same thing…

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