I love it when people try to shame me for shit I don’t care about.
“You seem biased against the Right in your writing,” they say.
“Biased? No. I’m not biased,” I tell them. “I fucking hate them all. Was I not clear about that? My bad.”
“You’re an ageist,” they cry.
“So what,” I tell them. “We discriminate against people all the time. We don’t let toddlers drive cars, allow teens to drink beer, or let old people fly passenger jets. It’s called a healthy society.”
