fkamiah17,
@fkamiah17@toot.wales avatar

The washing has been put away. Even the stuff in the DryPod, which I had forgetten existed 😔
I've even put another load on because I am, in fact, a masochist.
I expect to be showered with constant praise throughout the day.
Anyone who fails to do so will be blocked.
😂😂

PaulNickson,
@PaulNickson@mastodon.social avatar

@fkamiah17 Bloody hell, what’s happening to you?! It’s a good day for me if I can get out of bed!

Well done though [please don’t block me!]

fkamiah17,
@fkamiah17@toot.wales avatar

@PaulNickson 😘😘
I'd never do that to you.
Normal service has now been resumed. Just without the news content.

PaulNickson,
@PaulNickson@mastodon.social avatar

@fkamiah17 Good tip about the news - too angering & depressing. Music is required. Compulsory even.

fkamiah17,
@fkamiah17@toot.wales avatar

@PaulNickson Agreed. It's the paucity of good reporting that's making it worse - for me, anyway.
It seems avoidance is a common approach on here today - all wittering, no news. I must say I'm enjoying it.

PaulNickson,
@PaulNickson@mastodon.social avatar

@fkamiah17 It’s great to give yourself a day off the news obvs.. Trouble is, if you’re on here at all news will wriggle its way into your head.

fkamiah17,
@fkamiah17@toot.wales avatar

@PaulNickson I've been sticking to my notifications and talking to all the other news avoiders/housework avoiders/general nuisances instead. Anyone remotely mentioning current affairs is being politely ignored.

PaulNickson,
@PaulNickson@mastodon.social avatar

@fkamiah17 Good move. Something I try to do most days but …

fkamiah17,
@fkamiah17@toot.wales avatar

@PaulNickson Most days I kind of feel obliged to at least bear witness to the stuff that's going on, as there's literally nothing I can do about it.
And there's plenty of wittering to be had, if you know where to look (mentioning no names) 😉😄

PaulNickson,
@PaulNickson@mastodon.social avatar

@fkamiah17 Agreed. Wittering and generally being weird is the way forward. 🤪

fkamiah17,
@fkamiah17@toot.wales avatar

@PaulNickson Pretty much my entire character in two adjectives 🤣

PaulNickson,
@PaulNickson@mastodon.social avatar

@fkamiah17 Same. Weird is good. Weird works.

fkamiah17,
@fkamiah17@toot.wales avatar

@PaulNickson Damn right. I don't trust those normies.

PaulNickson,
@PaulNickson@mastodon.social avatar

@fkamiah17 It’s normies that got us into this mess so, absolutely.

fkamiah17,
@fkamiah17@toot.wales avatar

@PaulNickson We should start some kind of political movement based on that doctrine.
We'd take over the world in minutes.

PaulNickson,
@PaulNickson@mastodon.social avatar

@fkamiah17 ‘Minutes’ - damn right. We’d have taken over before the normies had tied their shoelaces.

fkamiah17,
@fkamiah17@toot.wales avatar

@PaulNickson Pfft. Shoelaces. They all wear slip ons, or velcro for the more intellectually challenged. Which is most of them.

PaulNickson,
@PaulNickson@mastodon.social avatar

@fkamiah17 Bad example. Should’ve said crocs or similar.

shinydan,
@shinydan@mendeddrum.org avatar

@fkamiah17 @PaulNickson struggling to find a Greek term for "weirdo" that isn't horribly insulting, to stick in front of "cracy".

FiStitchWitch,
@FiStitchWitch@mstdn.social avatar

@fkamiah17 Praise ye, praise ye!

I am now shamed, but still ignoring the huge pile of laundry that needs put away

fkamiah17,
@fkamiah17@toot.wales avatar

@FiStitchWitch Why thank you kind lady.
Do not be shamed by my actions. I was actually running out of clean PJs. Some of it's been there so long I forgot I even owned it 😄

FiStitchWitch,
@FiStitchWitch@mstdn.social avatar

@fkamiah17 The child let me put his laundry away the other day, with the comment of "hey mum, maybe you can do yours too".....so it has to sit there for eternity!

fkamiah17,
@fkamiah17@toot.wales avatar

@FiStitchWitch Interesting use of the word "let" there.
Children know nothing. You are right to ignore the "advice".

FiStitchWitch,
@FiStitchWitch@mstdn.social avatar

@fkamiah17 He's autistic and hates anyone going in his room, so let is the right word.

fkamiah17,
@fkamiah17@toot.wales avatar

@FiStitchWitch Oh, sorry, I wasn't aware.

FiStitchWitch,
@FiStitchWitch@mstdn.social avatar

@fkamiah17 No need for sorry, I forget that people don't know on here. Its why I rejoice when he lets me clean his room and such like.
But anyway, we are praising you here, you domestic goddess!

fkamiah17,
@fkamiah17@toot.wales avatar

@FiStitchWitch I think I've probably basked in enough glory for one day, given that I'm dedicating myself to sloth until bedtime 😂

FiStitchWitch,
@FiStitchWitch@mstdn.social avatar

@fkamiah17 Sloth is good. I've just had a mammoth bowl of soup, so its back to blankets and netflix for me.

fkamiah17,
@fkamiah17@toot.wales avatar

@FiStitchWitch Just waiting for my own soup to finish defrosting. Another day to be thankful for batch cooking last week.
100% approval rating on the afternoon plan chez toi. I may well follow suit.
Crack on!

forestpines,
@forestpines@hachyderm.io avatar

@fkamiah17 loud applause

fkamiah17,
@fkamiah17@toot.wales avatar

@forestpines 😘😄

forestpines,
@forestpines@hachyderm.io avatar

@fkamiah17 to be honest "I am in fact a masochist. I expect to be showered with constant praise through the day" describes quite a few people I know 🤣

fkamiah17,
@fkamiah17@toot.wales avatar

@forestpines Heeey, I never claimed to be an original thinker 🤣

bethroots,

@fkamiah17 You are an inspiration. I need to do some laundry today and will look to your stellar example.😁

fkamiah17,
@fkamiah17@toot.wales avatar

@bethroots Make the most of it - it will be the first and last time I set an example, as you call it, of this kind 🤣

RolloTreadway,
@RolloTreadway@beige.party avatar

@fkamiah17 That's a glorious achievement and you will be receiving every medal possible.

fkamiah17,
@fkamiah17@toot.wales avatar

@RolloTreadway Why thank you.
Normal service has been resumed. With added Wotsits.

ExtraPenguin,
@ExtraPenguin@aus.social avatar

@fkamiah17
My hero!
😍

fkamiah17,
@fkamiah17@toot.wales avatar

@ExtraPenguin 🥰
I almost - almost - changed the bedding too.
I quickly thought better of it.
Are you still having A Time? Haven't seen you about much.

ExtraPenguin,
@ExtraPenguin@aus.social avatar

@fkamiah17
I am still having A Time. Am very over it. I haven't been posting about it because I've not wanted to whine, and I don't have any wine.

fkamiah17,
@fkamiah17@toot.wales avatar

@ExtraPenguin Sorry to hear that 🤗
Unfortunate that the Time doesn't respond to being over it. They never do.
Feel free to whine at me if you like, but you are wise to wait until you have wine.
Take care petal x

ExtraPenguin,
@ExtraPenguin@aus.social avatar

@fkamiah17
I have vodka, so am thinking a snacky-forage dinner with cocktails, and taking tomorrow off. Like, fucking all the way off.

fkamiah17,
@fkamiah17@toot.wales avatar

@ExtraPenguin That sounds like a very excellent plan. Get to it!

ExtraPenguin,
@ExtraPenguin@aus.social avatar

@fkamiah17
I have hummus, tzatziki, dipping things (carrots, peppers, sesame crackers), grapes. And vodka limes. 🍸

fkamiah17,
@fkamiah17@toot.wales avatar

@ExtraPenguin A fine selection but a worrying lack of cheese. How on earth has that happened?
Vodka is nothing without limes. I expect to hear the vigorous shaking of a cocktail whatsit in short order.

ExtraPenguin,
@ExtraPenguin@aus.social avatar

@fkamiah17
I do have some smoked cheddar ....

fkamiah17,
@fkamiah17@toot.wales avatar

@ExtraPenguin Then you're all set. What in god's name are you waiting for? 😂

HeatherMJ,
@HeatherMJ@mastodon.social avatar

@fkamiah17
I am impressed and shamed in equal measure

suearcher,
@suearcher@toot.wales avatar

@fkamiah17

Llongyfarchiadau!

fkamiah17,
@fkamiah17@toot.wales avatar

@suearcher Diolch yn fawr!

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